Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?

Chapter 303 The Princess in the Castle

Chapter 303 The Princess in the Castle (14)

It would have been fine if he hadn’t said it. As soon as he said it, Yu Xian lay on the ground, feeling sick all over his body and feeling extremely uncomfortable.

He covered his heart and said in pain, “Divine Doctor, am I going to die?”

Wen Chan rolled her eyes and said, “If you have nothing to do, go dig up the corpse next to you.”

Yu Xian sat up and looked at the castle which had become a pile of ashes.

Several of the “bodies” were exposed, suggesting they were buried underneath.

Cosine didn’t move.

“So why are Fu Guang and the others still alive?”

To comfort them and make them feel that none of their companions were dead.

Or was it to let them see their companions’ bodies first, and then have their companions appear in front of them “unharmed” to create panic among them?
Moreover, his personality and other aspects are almost exactly the same as before he died, there is no discernible difference.

Cosine didn’t quite understand why they did this.

Wen Chan thought for a moment, “Maybe it’s so that I can return to the kingdom smoothly.”

“The king sent several warriors to take the princess back. If all the warriors were dead by then, leaving the princess alone, it would definitely arouse suspicion.”

So they can’t let all the warriors die. Even if they are just puppets, they have to be active in front of people.

Yu Xian looked at her without saying anything.

Wen Chan continued, “The evil dragon has never thought of letting anyone here go, even me, it wants my head.”

Only she looks like a “princess” and there is no need to change at all.

That’s why the housekeeper told the evil dragon that she had the most perfect princess body.

Yu Xian was silent for a moment and understood what Wen Chan meant.

He frowned. “Don’t you think it’s strange that it wants to return to the kingdom as a princess?”

“What’s so strange about that?” Wen Chan said, “A princess is a princess. When she returns, she will be admired by everyone and loved by her parents.”

“Even though it returns as an evil dragon, others will still treat it with respect, but that’s all out of fear.”

“Humans will always be on guard against it, and they may kill it at any time, so it is better to use a good identity to be more comfortable and safe.”

“It’s a pity that it only has one body, which belongs to Noonansi. Noonansi controls the body most of the time. It has no way to use this body to transform into a “princess” and go back. It’s because it’s not sure when Noonansi will change her mind and expose it.”

Yu Xian said, “From the fact that the king sends food to the forest every day, the people of the kingdom should have accepted it, right?”

“Tsk.” Wen Chan sneered, “If only you were here just now.”

Her look made Yu Xian scratch his head in embarrassment, “Sorry, I can’t help you much.”

Wen Chan said: “What I mean is, if you were here, you would know after a few beatings that the king does not trust it.”

She pulled at her armor and said, “Look at what they have prepared. It is invulnerable to swords and spears, water and fire. The sword is also specially used to kill evil dragons.”

How could they accept it when the preparations are so complete?

It was obvious that they were sent here specifically to kill the dragon.

Cosine: “…”

He hadn’t fought with it yet, so he didn’t know how powerful this armor was.

I thought it was just to show off their warrior status.

“So next… will you, the princess, go back?” Yu Xian took off his glasses and wiped off the fog. “While there are still a few warriors alive.”

Wen Chan glanced at him and said, “You are still planning on me.”

Yu Xian smiled and said, “Otherwise we can’t get out.”

Wen Chan pointed at the still unconscious Nuonanxi and said, “We can’t get out unless we get rid of the evil dragon.”

Yu Xian pursed her lips, feeling a little embarrassed to look in the direction of Noonanxi.

After thinking for a while, he took out a piece of his own clothes from his space bag, walked over and draped it around Noonanxi’s waist.

This is a little better.

Wen Chan looked strange, “Do you feel inferior after reading this?”

Yu Xian: “Puff——”

“I’m boys helping boys!”

Wen Chan: “Oh…you are a boy and he is a man, I understand.”

There is a difference in size between the two, no wonder he felt embarrassed.

Yu Xian: “!!!” That’s not what he meant!

He wanted to say something, but was afraid that Wen Chan would think he was impolite.

After all, the two people are of different genders, and if you say too much, they will definitely be misunderstood.

In the end, I didn’t know how to explain it, so I could only swallow my anger silently.

He was still too civilized and polite.

He thought the matter was over, but he didn’t expect Wen Chan to chase him and stab him, “So how come you, a young boy, are in such poor physical condition?”

Cosine: “…”

Please don’t hurt his heart anymore!

“Because of this, I escaped a disaster.” This is a blessing in disguise.

Wen Chan sighed, “I originally wanted you to be this body, but it turns out that people don’t like it.”

She needed a body to force the dragon out of Noonanxi’s body, and Yu Xian was the only one around her, so there was no better choice than him.

Wen Chan doesn’t want to use it.

A better option would be to use her own body.

But she disliked dragons.

This is how things go on.

She wanted to use Yu Xian’s body, but the evil dragon despised it. The evil dragon wanted to use her body, but she despised it.

Putting all this aside, Cosine also discovered a problem.

“You want to use my body… Do you think I’m easier to kill?”

If you want to destroy it completely, the body it possesses will surely suffer a devastating blow.

He is just an ordinary person and can’t stand being treated like this.

He’s really going to die!
Wen Chan smiled at him and did not answer his question.

Not answering means defaulting!

This woman is so scary!

“I will get the dragon on me in a moment, and I will take it into the forest. If Noansi wakes up, you help me hold him back.”

Wen Chan made up her mind.

There’s no point in putting it off any longer, so I decided to do it myself.

Yu Xian glanced at her and didn’t agree directly, “Your body…”

Wen Chan: “I am in very good health.”

Cosine: “…”

Wen Chan continued: “Nonanxi has no killing power alone, if you can’t hold on…”

She looked Yu Xian up and down and said seriously, “Then you are much more useless than your brother.”

Yu Xian: “Even if you say so…”

Wen Chan interrupted him, “Okay, if you can’t hold it together alone, dig out Jiang Zhicheng and Lin Lu to help. These two people should not be dead.”

Although they were all smashed, the walls and roof soon turned into dust, so it shouldn’t be too serious.

Cosine said nothing.

After Wen Chan finished her instructions, she reached out and poked Nuonanxi’s arm without caring whether he listened or not.

As if she felt something, Nonanxi actually moved, and her eyelids were trembling, as if she wanted to open her eyes but couldn’t.

Wen Chan bent down, opened his eyelids with her hands, and saw black pupils inside.

He closed his eyelids again.

“Let the dragon out first.”

She gave instructions to an unconscious man.

Seeing this, Yu Xian next to him was hesitant to speak.

Within two seconds, Nonanxi suddenly opened her eyes, her red pupils emitting a fierce light.

He raised his hand to pinch Wen Chan’s neck. Wen Chan clamped his hand, lowered her head, put her forehead against his, and looked into his eyes.

“Do you want a new body? A body that belongs to a real princess? Come here, I’ll give it to you.”

Her voice was bewitching.

A wisp of bright red, blood-like mist floated out of Noonanxi’s eyes and penetrated into Wen Chan’s eyes.

The two of them seemed to be holding a soul handover ceremony.

Gradually, Noonanxi’s red pupils turned black, while Wen Chan’s eyes began to turn red.

Until Noonanxi completely recovered and fainted from weakness.

Wen Chan closed her eyes, straightened up and looked ahead.

It was as if the whole world had turned red.

An obscene laugh came out of her mouth, “Hehehe, I finally have the most perfect body!”

Wen Chan: “…”

Is this what being possessed feels like?
I can clearly feel that the parasite is doing stupid things with my body.

She stood up, glanced at Yu Xian, then walked into the forest, picking up the sword she had thrown away earlier.

There was a sharp explosion from his mouth: “Why did you pick this up? I tell you, we are one now, you don’t want to kill me by committing suicide, do you?”

Wen Chan said disdainfully: “How can you have the fate to die with me? Do you deserve it?”

Looking at her walking away talking to herself, Yu Xian said: “…”

The dragon said again: “It’s better this way. You put me in here yourself. I can’t go back!”

Finally, he cursed again, “Damn it! How come you also have that monster’s stuff in your body?”

It felt that there was something wrong with the monster’s body, so it couldn’t wait to get into Wen Chan’s body under the temptation of Wen Chan.

As a result, the densely packed cells in Wen Chan’s body made it unable to hold back its fury.

The monster didn’t have many cells in its body, but it had the ability to devour, absorbing its body bit by bit.

So it can’t wait to have a new, complete and healthy body.

Otherwise, sooner or later I will be eaten by that monster!

But why do cicadas have so many cells in their bodies?
As soon as I came in, I felt like they were biting me!
Wen Chan was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a moment, he understood what it was talking about.

The little monster puts cells in her body?
It actually works on it?
“I hadn’t figured out how to eliminate you yet, but suddenly I had an idea.” Wen Chan smiled slightly.

If it doesn’t remind itself, it will forget about it.

Once reminded, doesn’t this give me an idea?
Evil Dragon: “…”

It began to wreak havoc inside Wen Chan’s body, trying to gain control of the body.

Wen Chan remained calm and just quickened his pace towards the forest.

Only when she felt that the surroundings were almost there did she find a stone to sit on.

“Let’s start.” She whispered.

The dragon cursed and swore, what did he start? He had been starting for a long time!

My control couldn’t hurt her at all?
Before the evil dragon could think about it, everything in front of its eyes suddenly became pitch black, but it was not the kind of darkness that Wen Chan saw when he closed his eyes.

Instead, I felt the surroundings become quiet.

It subconsciously opened its mouth and spit out fire, trying to illuminate the darkness around it.

But to no avail.

Apart from its flame, the surroundings were still dark and not bright at all.

“This is my inner vision, specially designed to deal with parasites like you.”

Wen Chan explained it to it.

Skills developed while doing previous missions.

She used to be a villain, but there were always some time travelers who would enter the same body with her and use her villain body to do things that went against what they were supposed to do as villains.

For example, becoming the male protagonist’s bootlicker.

She also does this kind of thing herself, but her ultimate goal is to turn evil and create trouble for the protagonist.

These people are different. They pretend to be strategy hunters, but are tortured to death by the male protagonists, and yet they still have to stick to him and wash his underwear with a cold face.

She and A1 couldn’t bear to watch it, but they couldn’t give up the body and let others control it and do things that violated the professional ethics of villains.

So she developed this skill.

The reason why I ran so far is because, after this skill is successful, it will have a significant impact on the surrounding environment…

Wen Chan held her breath.

Turning all attention to the interior, he accurately found the evil dragon inside.

The evil dragon only felt that something was pinching it and pushing it in a certain direction.

In the interior scene, it naturally appears in its original form, with its tail lashing out at the thing that pinches it.

The result was a missed opportunity.

The next second, Wen Chan mobilized all the cells in his body and rushed towards the evil dragon.

These are new tricks that have just been developed. After all, these things work on it.

Countless tiny swallowing sounds were heard.

The evil dragon screamed with the mouth of a cicada, “Get out of here! You bastards, I’ll burn you to death!”

Streams of flames kept spraying onto the cells.

The more they are attacked, the faster they reproduce.

Soon the entire body of the evil dragon was wrapped up.

There seems to be an invisible big hand pushing it to roll somewhere.

The evil dragon was unable to speak and tried to turn into a wisp of smoke and come out of Wen Chan’s body.

The next second, it was pushed into a puddle of water.

The surrounding cells scattered, and a corrosive feeling more uncomfortable than being eaten by cells spread throughout the body.

Without cells to cover its face, a little light appeared in front of its eyes.

Then he found himself in Wen Chan’s stomach!

The so-called water around her was her gastric juice.

It was a ball of soul, and she threw it into her stomach?
Can it also clearly feel the burning sensation of gastric juice?

“You…” The evil dragon gritted its teeth and flapped its wings, trying to turn Wen Chan’s stomach upside down.

The cells that had just dispersed pounced on it again, controlling it and making it unable to move.

“Ahhhhh!!!”

An angry cry sounded in Wen Chan’s stomach.

After a moment, it fell silent, leaving only the gurgling sound of stomach juice.

Wen Chan, who was sitting in the forest, slowly opened his eyes, his face slightly red, and his expression was strange.

Come to feel…

Generally, when you go to the hospital to get rid of worms, the doctor will prescribe some medicine for the patient to take, and then the doctor will pull the worms out.

The Wenchan method works on this principle.

After digestion, the stomach feels bloated.

She quickly covered her stomach, found a place, and defecated.

Unlike the normal smell of excrement, a stench of decaying corpse permeated the air.

Some plants in the forest were smoked to death.

This is why Wen Chan ran so far.

She had used this method before and it was quite effective against someone who was trying to steal her body.

After that, no one dared to compete with her for it, for fear of being pulled out by her.

It’s so embarrassing to say it out loud.

She really doesn’t want to use this method!

When Noonanxi woke up, she and Yu Xian stared at each other.

Not feeling any presence of Wen Chan around, he turned over and tried to look for Wen Chan, but was held tightly by Yu Xian.

This time he listened to Wen Chan and was determined to hold this man back!
Wen Chan said he has no lethality, so it should be true, right?