Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?
Chapter 219 Life is a Play
Chapter 219 Life is a Play (15)
Wen Chan stretched out a finger, pressed against the tip of his nose, and gently pushed it upwards, turning his nose into a pig’s.
“Then smell it carefully and find out where the sandalwood scent comes from.”
Zhong Lian sniffed obediently, and the next second——
“啕~”
“Ugh—cough cough—puff—”
He couldn’t stand the stench and almost vomited.
Fortunately, Wen Chan clamped her legs around his waist, otherwise she would have been thrown off by him.
“It stinks…”
Finally, Lian was so choked that her eyes were blurred with tears.
He couldn’t help but bury his head in Wen Chan’s neck, trying to cover up the smell with her fragrance.
I couldn’t open my eyes, so I could only hold Wen Chan and walk forward in the dark with my eyes closed.
His sense of smell seemed to be more sensitive than that of ordinary people. Wen Chan got used to it and thought it was okay.
Zhong Lian couldn’t do it. She could even feel his tears from the smoke rubbing against her neck.
“Thank you for your hard work. Come back and have something delicious later.” Wen Chan touched his head and comforted him.
Zhong Lian didn’t even want to open his mouth, for fear that the stench would enter his mouth.
He mumbled incoherently, “Is it okay to eat cicadas?”
Wen Chan didn’t hesitate, “Okay.”
She agreed so readily that Zhong Lian immediately became excited!
He quickened his pace and began to look around for the source of the smell.
There are even more things on the top of the mountain, including countless small quilts and clothes. If you don’t know, you might think a homeless person has lived here.
Right in the middle of a pile of clothes, there stood a monument with three big characters “Wawashan” engraved on it.
What’s even more ridiculous is that some people actually offered fruits as offerings to this stone tablet.
Zhong Lian just took a look and left with Wen Chan in her arms.
Wen Chan and Zhong Lian were hugging each other face to face. Only after he turned around and left did Wen Chan see this scene.
“Wait a minute!”
She quickly called Zhong Lian who was about to leave and patted his head, “Go back and let me take a look.”
“It’s just a stone tablet.” Zhong Lian didn’t understand, but still went back.
However, he had his back to the stone tablet, so Wen Chan could see it clearly.
Wen Chan said faintly: “These fruits look very familiar.”
Zhong Lian was puzzled: “Isn’t that just an ordinary apple? Hey~”
He immediately shut his mouth and dared not speak anymore.
As soon as I opened my mouth, a foul smell rushed into my mouth. It was so disgusting.
Wen Chan snorted and didn’t respond to him.
If I’m not mistaken, these wilted apples were still in the Buddhist temple in the mayor’s house last night.
“Keep looking.” Wen Chan patted him again.
Zhong Lian continued walking obediently. Not long after, he stopped at the entrance of a cave in the back mountain.
Wen Chan looked back and said, “Are we there yet?”
She was a little surprised. “This cave…”
Zhong Lian said, “It’s not so smelly here, let me take a breath.”
“Put me down.” Wen Chan struggled to come down and go in to take a look.
Zhong Lian said dissatisfiedly: “Chan Chan, can’t I hold you?”
“I’ll hug you again when we get home, be obedient.”
“But I…”
Before Zhong Lian could say something, Wen Chan jumped off him and grabbed his arms and wrapped them around her waist.
“Is this okay? Let’s go!”
Zhong Lian took a look and found that, except that he didn’t pick her up, she was still in his arms.
Finally, he felt a little happier. “Then can I stop smelling it? It gives me a headache.”
“Ah.”
Wen Chan responded and took him into the cave.
This posture is not easy to walk in; it makes you walk slowly and easily trip.
But neither of them complained.
After stepping into the cave, a warm feeling hit me in the face. The foul smell outside was mostly blocked out, leaving only the smell of sandalwood.
“How strange…” Wen Chan muttered softly.
The end of the cave can be seen at a glance, and it is very dark inside.
But this is the back mountain, and there is seldom sunlight. Not only is it cold and damp, but the cave actually feels like a greenhouse.
Wen Chan recalled the legend she had heard from the lady in the teahouse.
A woman was pregnant with her adulterer’s child. Her husband found out and divorced her overnight, kicking out both mother and child.
After the woman climbed Wawa Mountain, she rested in a cave for one night. When she woke up the next morning, the child was gone, leaving only a large bag of gold, silver and jewelry.
Is this the cave they are hiding in?
“Cicada…”
Wen Chan suddenly felt the hand on her waist touching her everywhere dishonestly.
“What are you doing?” She held Zhong Lian’s hand, “Don’t be so dishonest just because you see a hole, okay?”
“No, Chanchan…” Zhonglian’s voice sounded a little confused, “I seem to be sick…”
“You gave birth to…”
Wen Chan wanted to curse a few words, but suddenly she felt something pressing against her butt.
“…”
He didn’t react so much even though we were hugging each other for such a long time just now, but now he is standing up straight.
Wen Chan looked back at him. He was facing the light, so she couldn’t see his face at all. She could only feel his rapid breathing.
Didn’t you say you don’t want to smell it anymore?
He was breathing so fast now, as if someone was trying to snatch his air.
“Please help me…” Zhong Lian hugged her and acted coquettishly, her cheeks were hot.
This is not an illness, this is obviously taking medicine.
There’s something wrong with this cave.
Nothing was found in the cave, but Zhonglian’s desire was aroused instead.
She pulled Zhong Lian and wanted to go out, but a familiar woman’s voice came from outside the cave.
“This Baby Mountain stinks to death. How can anyone believe such nonsense that you can get rich by leaving your child here?”
It was Pang Li’s voice.
Wen Chan dragged Zhong Lian, who was only thinking about taking advantage, into the deepest part of the cave, and stuck close to the wall, trying his best to hide their figures.
The next second, the wall behind him suddenly moved.
This is a rotating wall. After they passed it, Wen Chan and Zhong Lian were directly transferred to the deepest level of the cave.
Looking at the scene in front of him which was completely different from the cave, Wen Chan stood there in a daze.
There is a hidden world behind this wall.
Unlike the dimness outside, it is bright and hot here because there is a huge furnace in the middle with two exits connected below.
There were two large barrels placed there, as if they were receiving things refined from the furnace.
But there was nothing inside at this time.
The strong sandalwood smell in the room comes from the sandalwood burning under the furnace.
There was a tool bench against the wall next to it, and a box on the other side, containing two incomplete, very thick incense sticks.
Wen Chan recognized at a glance that this incense was the kind that the mayor often ordered.
The warmth in the cave outside should also come from here.
Wen Chan was just about to go to the tool bench to take a look when Zhong Lian beside her suddenly came up to her, held her cheek and kissed her.
He almost pushed Wen Chan onto the revolving wall, but luckily Wen Chan adjusted her body quickly and prevented the two of them from being rotated out.
She leaned against the wall next to her, and Wen Chan heard the voice outside again. “Are you sure you saw those two people carrying the little girl up the mountain? We ran to the back of the mountain, but we didn’t see a single person!”
Pang Li complained, “That family just now was too much! They were the ones who wanted to abandon their child, but when they were exposed, they got angry and beat people up! Do they think that just because they don’t want to abandon the child now, they can cover up their disgusting thoughts before? They have already left a psychological trauma on the child!”
“It’s really warm here, let’s take a rest.” Pang Li seemed to have found a place to sit down.
“Why don’t you speak?” she asked Yang Qiao.
Yang Qiao remained silent.
Pang Li continued to mutter, “Wen Chan and Qin Ji are really something. They didn’t tell us about such a big thing in Wawa Mountain. Luckily I didn’t listen to her and wait at the mayor’s house! Maybe if we rescue the little girl from those parents, we can not only get extra points, but also get out of here!”
“Ah! Wait a minute! Yang Qiao, what are you doing!”
As she was speaking, she suddenly screamed, scaring Zhong Lian, who was kissing Wen Chan on the other side of the wall, so much that she shuddered.
He left Wen Chan’s mouth in confusion, as if he didn’t know what had happened.
Looking at Wen Chan’s rosy lips in front of him, he couldn’t help but kiss her again.
In order to prevent Zhong Lian from screaming and shouting because of unsatisfaction, Wen Chan tried not to struggle and let Zhong Lian do whatever she wanted.
She stayed close to the wall and could hear everything going on outside clearly.
Even Yang Qiao’s heavy breathing could be heard.
The aroma here works wonders on men.
Wen Chan frowned.
I was thinking about whether I should go out and help Pang Li. After all, no matter what, being forced is still very disgusting.
Unexpectedly, Pang Li said, “It’s okay if you want to do this, but I’m just like Wen Chan, I only deal with dungeon stuff, so don’t hold me responsible after the dungeon is out!”
Wen Chan: “???”
No, when did she just do the copy and not take responsibility?
What did Pang Li learn from her?
Then there were some noises outside that seemed exciting to the parties involved but unbearable to outsiders.
Wen Chan quickly pushed Zhong Lian inside so that she could not continue listening by the wall.
“Cicada…”
Zhong Lian thought she was rejecting him, so after leaving her lips, he lowered his head and cried out in grievance.
“Shh…”
Wen Chan made a gesture to silence him and said in a low voice: “I know you are anxious, but don’t be anxious yet.”
“Listen to me, hold your breath, and from now on, you are not allowed to breathe.”
Zhong Lian: “…”
He obediently stopped breathing.
But he still couldn’t help but lower his head and rub Wen Chan’s face with his lips.
Wen Chan held him and pushed him towards the tool bench.
As soon as Wen Chan walked over, she was picked up by Zhong Lian and put on the tool bench to sit.
Wen Chan’s attention was all on an ancient diary next to her. Just as she reached out to take it, her clothes had already been taken off by Zhong Lian.
“…”
She wants to see the diary.
Zhong Lian: No! You don’t want to!
“Chanchan, be serious.” Zhong Lian pulled the diary from her hand, threw it on the ground, grabbed her legs, and wrapped them around his waist.
The unbearable sound finally came out of Wen Chan’s mouth.
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It was not until the sandalwood fire under the furnace burned out that Zhong Lian calmed down a little.
The temperature in the cave also dropped a lot.
Wen Chan couldn’t stand it anymore, so she refused Zhong Lian’s next request and jumped down from the tool bench holding her waist.
Her butt was sore from sitting.
When Zhong Lian was about to come over again, she kicked him and said, “The firewood is all burned out, and you’re still pretending!”
Her voice became a little hoarse.
Zhong Lian rubbed his head and pretended to be stupid: “Chan Chan, what happened to me just now?”
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Can’t you look down yourself?”
You have the nerve to ask what’s wrong while walking your bird!
“Oh…I’m sorry.” Zhong Lian coughed lightly, pretending nothing had happened, and pulled up her pants.
Wen Chan first lay on the wall to listen to the noise outside. There was no sound outside and it seemed that the person had left long ago.
This Yangqiao won’t work either.
Wen Chan was mysteriously silent and turned to look at Zhong Lian who was sorting her clothes.
so annoying.
“We were tricked.” Wen Chan said.
“Ah?” Zhong Lian looked up in confusion.
“…”
Seeing him like this, Wen Chan no longer expected him to know anything.
This person first used the smell of rottenness mixed with a strange fragrance and asked them to trace the source of the fragrance.
When they track it to the cave and smell the aroma here, the fragrance will have an aphrodisiac effect on men.
If you are accompanied by a female companion, you will definitely have sex when the passion is high.
That was the man’s purpose.
Wen Chan didn’t understand, what was going on?
Do you secretly take short videos of them and upload them to indecent websites for others to watch?
That’s too despicable!
Fortunately, Zhonglian is in good health.
In this kind of short video, whoever makes the short one will be embarrassed.
Wen Chan picked up the diary that Zhong Lian had thrown away before, opened it and took a look.
I thought it would be a diary recording some earth-shattering secrets, but it turned out to be a notebook recording some experimental data.
Looking at the numbers on the notebook, Wen Chan got a headache.
There was nothing to be found after searching through it.
But Zhong Lian behind him hugged him again, “Let’s go home, Chanchan?”
He seemed to be sleepy.
“You’re going home without doing any work, can’t you?” Wen Chan threw the diary back onto the tool bench.
She pried open Zhong Lian’s hands that were holding her, squatted in front of a box beside her, picked up the incomplete incense inside and took a look at it.
This incense is not very firm and it loosens up with a slight pinch.
Wen Chan looked at the slightly white incense residue on her fingertips that emitted a strange smell. She rubbed her fingers gently and sniffed them.
“Zhonglian.” She suddenly shouted.
Zhong Lian squatted down beside her obediently, “I’m here.”
Wen Chan said seriously, “These are ashes.”
Zhong Lian: “…”
Wen Chan continued, “Based on the previous plot, you might be among them.”
In previous copy plots, his identity was dispensable, but in some not-so-good piles of corpses, there would definitely be fragments of his skin.
Zhong Lian: “?”
“Chanchan, what are you talking about? I am a living person!” Zhong Lian retorted.
Wen Chan said calmly: “No living person can become bigger or smaller, and can still live after losing his head.”
Zhong Lian: “…Oh.”
“Okay, I’m not a human.” He generously admitted the fact that he was not a human.
Wen Chan glanced at him, “Then what are you?”
Zhong Lian held her face in her hands and stayed beside her obediently, “I don’t know, I’ve been able to do this since I was a child.”
Wen Chan snorted, “Little monster.”
“Would Chanchan be afraid of monsters?” Zhong Lian tilted her head and looked at her.
Wen Chan threw the incense in her hand back into the box, stood up and said, “I’ve already done that kind of thing with you in a place like this, and you don’t even need to ask this question.”
“Hehe.” Zhong Lian giggled again and stretched out her hands to her, “Hug——”
“No, there’s something important we forgot.”
They are here to monitor people, where are the people?