Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?
Chapter 215 Life is a Play
Chapter 215 Life is a Play (11)
Wen Chan glanced at him, clicked on the question mark brother in the list and sent a video call to him.
Zhonglian’s watch rang.
He was stunned and sat up immediately.
Looking at the two words “Wen Chan” on the watch, I didn’t know how to react for a moment.
He pressed the answer button, and a virtual screen immediately popped up in front of him. A large frame on the top showed Wen Chan’s face, and a small frame on the bottom showed his own face.
“What kind of high-tech is this?” Zhong Lian was a little confused.
He even heard the voice of what he had just said from Wen Chan’s watch.
“Chanchan!” He was startled and threw himself into Wenchan’s arms, “What on earth is this!”
“Don’t worry about what it is, just remember it.”
Wen Chan pinched his chin and forced him to look at the video. “This is what we call a video call, do you understand?”
“If you ever make a video like that again, where the video is so dark that you can’t see anyone, I’ll beat you to death.”
She remembered the video call before coming here, in which she didn’t have time to say anything and didn’t see anything.
The signal was not good at the time, and he didn’t even let me see anything. Who wouldn’t be angry!
“…”
For some reason, although Zhong Lian clearly didn’t understand what she was saying, she still shook subconsciously and said vaguely: “I remember it.”
“You’d better really remember it.” Wen Chan let go of her hand, turned off the video call, and got into bed, “Go to sleep!”
Zhong Lian rubbed her chin, tentatively lifted her quilt, crawled in, and said happily: “Sleep!”
…
Late at night, Wen Chan was sleeping soundly in her dream. She dreamed that Zhong Lian had turned back into her original form.
He is well-behaved and obedient. He listens to her in everything and is very cooperative.
So Wen Chan let him sleep upside down on the bed.
“…”
Not to mention that Zhong Lian was confused in the dream, Wen Chan was also confused.
Can a normal person do such a thing under normal circumstances?
Wen Chan tries to control his dreams and have a spring dream.
In her dream, she tied Zhong Lian up and hung her from the beam.
Wen Chan: “…”
Not this tough!
A new way of thinking.
In her dream, she picked up the tied-up Zhong Lian and threw her into the river.
Wen Chan: “…”
Is this the beautiful dream that blesses her?
It really includes ectopic sex, bondage, and water play.
If this torture were directed at an enemy, it would be an indescribably wonderful experience.
But this person is her boyfriend!
How outrageous!
Wen Chan tried to wake up from the dream, but not only did she not wake up, she became even more troubled.
She slept until dawn, and in her dream she almost fried and boiled Zhong Lian.
When she opened her eyes and saw the chest muscles in front of her, Wen Chan thought she hadn’t woken up yet.
She looked up dazedly, and what she saw was Zhong Lian’s sleeping face.
She has such a pretty face, but she drools while sleeping.
He was sleeping in a sprawling position, with his shirt having slipped down to his neck.
Her hand was still on his stomach, rising and falling with his breathing.
When a person is completely relaxed, the muscles are not obvious, but Wen Chan still felt traces of the abdominal muscles.
This kid really practiced.
Feeling the warmth of his skin, Wen Chan felt that she was really awake this time.
She fell back on Zhong Lian’s arm with a headache and closed her eyes to rest.
This night was tiring.
How could I have such an outrageous dream?
Wen Chan was clearing her mind when her hand on Zhong Lian’s stomach was suddenly grabbed by someone.
Wen Chan opened her eyes, turned her head and saw that Zhong Lian was awake.
“Chanchan really likes my belly. She even touches it when she sleeps.”
Wen Chan: “…” She didn’t mean that.
Zhong Lian wiped the corner of her mouth with her other hand and asked childishly, “I’m back to normal, do you like it, Chanchan?”
As he spoke, he moved Wen Chan’s hand downwards.
Wen Chan didn’t care much about this action at first. She had failed in her dreams the whole night before, and when she woke up this morning, the real person was in front of her. So why was she still being reserved?
Wen Chan lay in his arms without changing her expression and opened her mouth, “I think…”
As soon as she said this, her pupils trembled and she couldn’t believe what she touched.
She threw back the quilt and sat up.
Zhong Lian pressed the quilt tightly on herself in embarrassment, “Chan Chan! What are you doing!”
Wen Chan’s voice was a little distorted, “You still feel embarrassed?”
“Don’t you like…that…thing?” Zhong Lian said shyly.
Wen Chan’s mouth twitched, “You call that a little?”
“You’re the male protagonist of a serious website, don’t do this to me! Change back!”
She couldn’t help but kick him.
It’s incredible, what the hell is that thing that feels as thick as an adult’s wrist!
I know his physical condition is very outrageous, but there is no need to be so outrageous.
“Oh…” Zhong Lian’s eyes sparkled, “You actually knew that it was me who transformed, Chanchan you are amazing!”
Wen Chan rolled her eyes, “No normal person would act like this!”
“Oh…” Zhong Lian responded, reaching out and pulling Wen Chan into her arms again.
He covered the two of them with the big flowered quilt and whispered in her ear, “What now?”
Wen Chan felt it with her hand and applied a little force, “Behave yourself!”
Zhong Lian gasped, “It hurts, it hurts, it hurts… It’s back to normal! I didn’t lie to you this time…”
After the pain, I felt happy again, “Hey, Chanchan, you still don’t believe me, does that mean you still feel a little abnormal?”
Wen Chan: “…”
“Chanchan, why don’t you say anything? Did I guess right? Are you satisfied this time? I think you should be satisfied, right? Chanchan… Um——”
Zhong Lian kept teasing Wen Chan, and Wen Chan couldn’t stand him anymore, so she tilted her head back and kissed him on the mouth.
Finally, Lian reached out and lifted the quilt to cover him and his head, so that they could have some early morning exercise.
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Wen Chan didn’t go too far, after all, she still had things to do at noon.
I let myself go a little early in the morning just to fulfill my dream last night.
Even though Zhong Lian was thrown away after being used, he still worked hard to boil water for her to take a bath and help her get dressed.
Don’t be too comfortable being an emperor.
Wen Chan was still wearing Zhong Lian’s clothes. Her suitcase was still in the east courtyard and no one went to get it.
Fortunately, Zhonglian’s clothes were just a little loose and long, so she could wear them if she rolled them up.
His clothes are pretty good, and they give Wen Chan an inexplicable sense of laziness when worn. She casually tied her clothes into a ponytail, going for a neutral style.
After cleaning up, he went out to buy some fruit, and then took Zhonglian to the North Courtyard.
Zhong Lian followed Wen Chan cautiously, looking around.
His lips were red and a little broken.
I talked too much and got bitten by a cicada.
The whole person was covered tightly, with no skin exposed except for the head and hands.
The problem of cicadas biting people is that it will never get better.
Oh, the bones in the previous copy are indeed very grinding. Wen Chan doesn’t like to bite them. After all, he is not a dog.
“Cicada…”
When they reached the north courtyard gate, Zhong Lian suddenly grabbed her.
Wen Chan had actually been confused for a long time. “What are you afraid of? Aunt Liu is a very gentle person, and the mayor has no bad intentions at the moment…”
At this point, Wen Chan paused, leaned close to Zhong Lian’s ear, and said in a voice that both of them could hear, “Actually, we are the ones who are here to do bad things. It will be difficult for you to accomplish anything if you are so timid!” She wanted to find out some information, and he would only hold her back if he acted like this!
Zhong Lian’s pupils were shocked, and she looked at Wen Chan in disbelief, “Chan Chan, are you crazy? You actually said Aunt Liu is gentle?”
Wen Chan pricked up her ears, “What? Is there any inside information?”
“she……”
Zhong Lian was about to say something when the mayor suddenly appeared in the yard, greeting her with a smile.
“I was wondering why I heard some noise. You guys are here. Come in quickly.”
Zhong Lian closed her mouth and hid behind Wen Chan.
Wen Chan ignored him and walked in with her fruit in her hand. “Mayor, I’m sorry to bother you again. I already talked to Aunt Liu last night…”
“Come if you want to. Why bring fruit?” The mayor said this but still reached out to take it. “My wife told me when I came back last night. She said you are a good girl. I plan to show you my skills at noon today. I will treat you to a meal.”
“It’s not… busy in the kitchen.”
He motioned Wen Chan to look in the direction of the kitchen. Wen Chan looked in that direction and indeed saw a figure busy at work.
“I’ll go say hello,” she said and started to head towards the kitchen.
The mayor held out his hand to stop her. “It’s too fumes, so don’t go. She doesn’t like to be disturbed when she’s cooking. You can just sit in the yard and eat here. It will be ready soon. I’ll go and help.”
He brought the two of them to sit at the stone table in the yard. After they sat down, his face was full of surprise, as if he had just seen Zhong Lian.
“Oh, my wife said you would bring your boyfriend over, I really didn’t expect that Mr. Zhong would be your boyfriend!”
The two groups of people who stayed in his house one after another turned out to be a couple.
What a great fate this is!
Wen Chan just smiled at him and said nothing.
The mayor didn’t care and said to himself, “Couples are good, couples are good. When couples come to our town, both of them will be blessed!”
It sounds like a blessing.
Wen Chan had a bad feeling.
I remember Aunt Liu said last night that she would have a sweet dream.
As a result, I dreamed that I tortured Zhonglian all night.
A real torture.
This blessing might actually be some kind of inexplicable curse.
She pursed her lips with a forced smile and glanced at Zhong Lian.
Zhong Lian kept her head down the whole time, looking towards the kitchen from time to time.
Wen Chan could see that he was afraid of Aunt Liu.
After the mayor said a few inexplicable words and got no response, he tactfully picked up the fruit and left.
Wen Chan saw him carrying fruits into the Buddhist hall and began to replace the fruits that were put in yesterday with today’s fresh fruits.
Then he inserted a stick of incense as thick as two fingers into the incense burner.
It’s the kind of fragrance that’s very pungent after burning.
Wen Chan felt that something seemed different after she stepped in this time.
It turned out that the sound of chanting had disappeared, and the pungent aroma had also disappeared.
“Did you hear any sound when you came here last time?” Wen Chan asked Zhong Lian softly.
Zhong Lian was startled like a frightened bird, then shook her head, “No.”
The pungent fragrance came from the Buddhist hall. Zhong Lian frowned and covered her nose.
He complained quietly, “It smells so bad…”
Then, Wen Chan could no longer feel his breath.
He was actually holding his breath!
But this guy can survive if he lost his head, so what does it matter if he can’t breathe?
But she still reminded him, “You need what you call energy to hold your breath, right? If you consume too much energy, you will turn into a child again, right?”
Zhong Lian was stunned.
Wen Chan continued, “You know, I like playing adult games.”
“Chanchan, let’s play tonight!”
Zhong Lian leaned close to her ear, and his warm breath sprayed on her earlobe.
“I won’t hold my breath anymore. It doesn’t matter if it smells bad.”
He whispered again, “This was the smell last time I came here. I’ve been holding my breath for a long time. It stinks!”
Listening to his complaints, Wen Chan smiled and touched his chin like teasing a puppy, “So good.”
Zhong Lian rubbed her hand, glanced weakly at the kitchen, and then looked at the mayor who was still in the Buddhist hall.
Remind: “If they start quarreling later, we will run away.”
Wen Chan was curious, “What did she do to you that scared you so much?”
“It’s hard to say.” Zhong Lian leaned his head on her neck, “I just don’t want to live like this…”
Wen Chan: “What kind of day?”
Zhong Lian: “That’s it… I’ll find a wife who’s ugly and fierce, and will hit you if you make her angry…”
Wen Chan: “…”
Ugly and fierce?
Are you talking about Aunt Liu?
She frowned and finally began to suspect that the person she saw was not the same person that Zhong Lian saw.
She suspected that Aunt Liu was very good at pretending, being gentle in front of people but irritable behind their backs. She also suspected that what Zhonglian saw that day was just an exception.
But she never doubted that there were two people!
This sentence was ugly and fierce, and it silenced her.
Wen Chan looked back at the incense in the Buddhist temple. The smoke was curling and spreading into every corner of the yard with the wind.
There was no one in the Buddhist hall at this time, and the mayor went to the kitchen to help Aunt Liu cook.
She had suspected that there was something wrong with the incense stick.
And now I firmly believe it.
Zhong Lian said that when he came here before, he held his breath when he smelled this smell, and then he heard the mayor and Aunt Liu arguing, and he said that Aunt Liu was ugly and fierce.
The Aunt Liu she saw yesterday was obviously very pretty and very reasonable.
Can this fragrance change Aunt Liu’s image in other people’s eyes?
“You guys are here!”
At this time, Aunt Liu came out of the kitchen carrying dishes.
She was still wearing the same outfit as last night, holding a pot of chicken soup and wearing high-heeled shoes. Wen Chan was afraid that she would fall.
She quickly got up to take it and put it on the table, “Thank you for your help, auntie.”
“What’s the big deal? We already agreed on this yesterday, and I can’t go back on my word. Come on, take a seat. The food is ready. I’ll bring it out and you can eat.”
She greeted Wen Chan and glanced at Zhong Lian again.
She gave Wen Chan a suggestive look, as if praising her for having good taste and finding a handsome boyfriend.
Wen Chan pulled Zhong Lian and said, “Say hello to aunt.”
Zhong Lian blinked, recovered from her shock, stood up and bowed, “Hello, Auntie.”
“Hey, good boy, come and sit down.” Aunt Liu greeted with a smile and turned back into the kitchen.
Zhong Lian grabbed Wen Chan’s arm and said in shock: “Chan Chan! The mayor has changed his wife! It wasn’t this one last time!”
Wen Chan: “…”
Sure enough, this is the influence of this incense.
But what is the purpose of this?
Get yourself a new wife?
You can’t be so superficial, right?
Wen Chan hated that she couldn’t learn Zhong Lian’s skill of living without breathing, otherwise she would really like to see what was going on.
“Control your expression and treat it as the first time you meet me.” Wen Chan reminded him.
This should have been the first time they met, as he came secretly last time.
“Oh.” Zhong Lian responded.
He is not so scared now. As long as it is not the one before, he is not afraid!
Wen Chan wanted to ask him something, but her watch suddenly vibrated and she received a new message.
It was sent by Qin Ji.
Qin Ji: [Return to the East Courtyard, something happened. ]