Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?

Chapter 212 Life is a Play

Chapter 212 Life is a Play (8)

“Don’t you think it’s too small?”

Zhong Lian asked in surprise: “You don’t mind it anymore?”

You’ve always complained about him being too young, and now you’re asking this kind of question again!
“Why don’t you just say it directly? Why are you asking so many questions?” Wen Chan grabbed his cheek and dragged him out.

“It hurts, it hurts…” Zhong Lian bent her body and tried her best to keep up with Wen Chan’s pace to make her cheek less painful.

He said vaguely: “It will become smaller soon. After each performance, it consumes too much energy and will become smaller. Cicada… It hurts so much…”

When Wen Chan heard this, she stopped, stood up straight, and looked straight ahead with no expression on her face.

Zhong Lian hadn’t realized the seriousness of the situation yet. She covered her face with her hands and kept rubbing them.

“You really like to pull my face. My face is about to be enlarged by it.”

“I still want to hit you.” Wen Chan raised his fist and turned around to scare Zhong Lian.

Zhong Lian covered her face and subconsciously shrank back, looking innocent and asking, “Why? What did I do wrong?”

“It will become smaller soon. Why are you still going home to watch? Go home and take a shower and go to bed.”

Wen Chan didn’t want to talk about him.

He put his hands down and sighed heavily.

Fortunately, she asked one more question.

If she didn’t ask, and he changed back at the critical moment, she would be the one who suffered.

How could there be a woman as miserable as her!
Zhong Lian said shyly, “Aren’t we going home to take a shower and go to bed?”

Wen Chan: “…”

Seeing that Zhong Lian had only washed his face and was still in the costume, she reached out and pushed him, “Go change your clothes.”

“Oh…” Zhong Lian said nothing and obediently went to change clothes.

His clothes were in the cabinet next to him. He took off his costume right in front of Wen Chan, revealing his fair and strong back.

His costume is just a long female skirt that covers him, and he wears his own pants underneath, so he only needs to change his top.

He also took off his wig, revealing his messy hair with a small long braid at the back of his head.

His anti-counterfeiting mark.

Zhong Lian turned her back to Wen Chan and was rummaging through her clothes, making a lot of noise.

It was hard for Wen Chan not to look at him.

The first thing you see is this white flesh.

She found a stool in a dark corner nearby, sat down, and stared at him openly.

Zhong Lian didn’t hear any movement behind her for a long time, and couldn’t help but secretly look back.

For a moment, he didn’t see Wen Chan sitting in the corner, and he panicked, “Chan Chan!”

He shouted, quickly put on his clothes and ran out, muttering, “I’m not shy when I see my little bird, how come I got scared and ran away when I saw my back?”

I should have known I should be more reserved.

He thought Wen Chan had run away.

Until Wen Chan in the corner coughed lightly, Zhong Lian’s footsteps froze in place.

“…”

He turned his head with difficulty and saw Wen Chan sitting in the shadow of a small corner, looking straight at him.

“Ha…haha…” Zhong Lian laughed dryly twice, touched the back of his head, and asked as he walked towards her: “Chan Chan, you didn’t hear anything just now, did you?”

“What do you mean?”

Wen Chan asked back: “Didn’t I hear someone who wanted me to see his body and deliberately made a loud noise, or someone who thought he failed in his flirting and scared me away?”

Zhong Lian: “…”

Well, she heard it all.

“I am…” Zhong Lian wanted to explain something.

Wen Chan suddenly reached out and pulled him towards her, and with her other hand lifted the hem of his T-shirt.

Wen Chan watched helplessly as his flat belly was bulged into eight abdominal muscles.

Muscles are rarely shown directly unless you deliberately shape them.

It’s really hard for him, his abdominal muscles appear in a second.

Wen Chan reached out and touched it without hesitation, “Did you transform it yourself, or did you practice?”

Zhong Lian’s earlobes were red, but she remained calm and said, “I don’t know what you are talking about. This is natural to me.”

Wen Chan: “…”

If the tough guys in the gym heard something like that, they would beat him to death.

Wen Chan saw that his trouser belt was loose, revealing a mermaid line.

Pulling it down a little, a small mole next to the mermaid line was revealed.

Wen Chan had a serious expression.

Zhong Lian was a little panicked at this moment, and turned her head towards the door, afraid that someone would come in.

“Chanchan, hurry up… um——”

He thought Wen Chan was going to do something shameful to him, after all, she was about to take off his pants.

It turned out that she just pressed hard on his mole.

Zhong Lian groaned, her voice hoarse, “Chan Chan you…”

His cheeks turned red and his eyes were filled with moisture as he waited for Wen Chan’s next move.

The next second, Wen Chan stood up from the stool.

Pull up his pants and put his clothes down.

“gone.”

Zhong Lian: “???”

“Chan Chan, don’t you want to watch it?” He hurriedly chased after her, feeling suffocated.

Wen Chan snorted, “I’ve seen it.”

Zhong Lian retorted: “How is it possible!”

“When have you ever seen me like this…”

Zhong Lian’s voice gradually changed from mature at the beginning to that of a child.

Looking at Wen Chan, who was much taller than him and continued to walk forward, he stood there in a daze.

Fortunately, the clothes on his body changed with his body, so he didn’t feel embarrassed.

He actually turned back into a child at this time!

Wen Chan in front stopped, turned around and sneered at him, “I saw it in the afternoon.”

Fortunately, she restrained herself!
I knew this guy was unreliable!
“Cicada… this doesn’t count…”

Zhong Lian chased after her with her short legs and held her hand, “When I recover, let’s start over, okay?”

“We’ll talk about it when the time comes.” Wen Chan didn’t shake off his hand after all.

He took him away from the backstage.

There were still some performances on the stage, but they seemed to be coming to an end.

As soon as she came out, many people looked at her, curious about what reward she got.

Since I wasn’t familiar with her, I was too embarrassed to come over and ask. Then I saw her holding hands with the kids from the troupe, and I couldn’t figure out what was going on.

Qin Ji strode over, glanced at Xiao Zhonglian, who was being led by Wen Chan, and asked, “What’s going on?”

“Go back and talk about it.” Wen Chan gave him a wink.

Qin Ji nodded and followed her.

The scene was like this: Wen Chan was on the left, Zhong Lian was in the middle, and Qin Ji was on the right.

People can’t help but sigh, “What a warm family of three.”

Wen Chan: “…”

Qin Ji: “…”

Zhong Lian: “!!!”

He glared at Qin Ji fiercely, and stretched out his short legs to kick him, “Get away!”

Qin Ji reacted very quickly and reached out to hold down Zhong Lian’s head.

The height difference was too great, and Zhong Lian, whose head was held down, couldn’t touch Qin Ji even with all her strength.

Her face was as red as a dumpling. “Just wait! Chanchan’s boyfriend is me, get out of here! Don’t even think about taking advantage of us!”

He used to think that his identity as a child was very useful.

Wherever he goes, people praise him for being cute.

The first time she felt inconvenient was just now. Chanchan clearly wanted to do something to him, but he turned back into a child. She probably felt guilty and didn’t want to do anything to him.

Now if she stands with another man, people who don’t know the truth will misunderstand her as a family of three.

He is so angry!
Fortunately, today is the last day of performances, and there will be no activities that will consume his abilities for a while. He probably won’t have to turn back into a child for a long time.

When he recovers tomorrow, he will definitely teach this man a lesson!

He was cursing, and Qin Ji was vaguely angry, showing signs of wanting to kick him away.

Seeing this, Wen Chan stretched out her arm and grabbed Zhong Lian.

She picked him up with one hand and said, “Good boy, don’t be so rude. Apologize to Uncle Qin quickly.”

Zhong Lian: “?”

Qin Ji rolled his eyes.

Zhong Lian was carried away by her, and she used her free hands to hold Wen Chan’s face, “I really like to hear Chan Chan call me baby, but by baby do you mean you treat me as your dear, or as your son?”

Wen Chan tilted her head and smiled at him, “What do you think?”

“Cicada, cicada!” Finally, he was angry.

One look at that smile and you’ll know what she means.

He hugged Wen Chan’s head and reminded her again: “It’s wrong to recognize your son everywhere! You want us to have a child…”

“Tsk.” Qin Ji next to him sneered.

Wen Chan immediately said, “Look, you’re making your uncle Qin laugh by saying this.”

Zhong Lian: “…”

Well, now he extremely regrets having the ability to turn into a child!

He turned around and glared at Qin Ji, saying harshly, “Just wait!”

There was nothing else he could say except to ask him to wait.

Wait till he regains his strength!

Qin Ji was too lazy to pay attention to them.

He couldn’t understand Wen Chan’s operation at all.

What is even more incomprehensible is that she actually got into a fight with this kid.

What a little brat. He is so old, but he keeps talking about his boyfriend or girlfriend every day.

He is so precocious, he just deserves a beating.

When they walked into the alley and there was no one around, Wen Chan said to Qin Ji: “The two missing children have returned home now.”

Qin Ji frowned, “Was he arrested by this troupe?”

If that’s the case, how did she manage to get out alive and safely from the backstage of the troupe after learning the secret?
Wen Chan nodded and said, “You can say that, but they did it voluntarily.”

She briefly told Qin Ji the news she got from the two children, and then expressed her own thoughts.

“I plan to go to Wawa Mountain to have a look when the time comes.”

“Oh, do you know the legend of Wawa Mountain?”

Wen Chan glanced at him.

Qin Ji said: “I can probably guess something from the name.”

Wen Chan raised her eyebrows and told him the news she got from the lady in the teahouse.

After all, Boss Qin gave the money.

Wen Chan is still very professional. If she is given money, she will tell him all the information she knows.

“So I plan to wait until the two children are abandoned, then go up to Wawa Mountain and keep an eye on it to see if there really is a child god.”

The key to their success should be Wawa Mountain.

“What if they are not lost?” Qin Ji asked.

According to Wen Chan, if the parents of the two children still have a conscience and don’t want to abandon them, wouldn’t her plan be ruined?

If their parents really didn’t care, they wouldn’t have gone looking for them everywhere after finding out their two children were missing, right?

Qin Ji thought of the two mothers he had seen in the police station before, crying and beating people.

Wen Chan laughed, “It’s hard to say. What if they acted anxious today and were just worried that the child was lost and the money was gone?”

These two children are equivalent to a huge amount of unknown wealth.

“But nothing can be too absolute.”

Wen Chan shook the little Zhong Lian in her arms and said, “If they don’t lose it, I will lose it myself.”

Qin Ji looked at Xiao Zhonglian thoughtfully and understood what she meant.

Zhong Lian hit Wen Chan’s head with her forehead, “I’m not your son!”

Wen Chan said indifferently: “You are a child.”

It doesn’t matter whose son he is.

She mainly wanted to see the child god.

Zhong Lian: “…I’m not a child.”

He muttered quietly, not daring to speak too loudly.

After all, Chan Chan has already thought of her own plan. Although he doesn’t know what she wants to do, all he has to do is cooperate with her.

If you don’t cooperate, Chanchan will definitely be unhappy.

Zhong Lian hugged her neck, put her head against hers, pouted her little mouth, and no one knew what she was thinking.

When we returned to the mayor’s mansion, the mayor was not at home. He must have been called out.

All plans are going smoothly.

Wen Chan carried Zhong Lian and went to the East Courtyard.

Qin Ji pulled the corner of his mouth, “Don’t take him there, there are several other people living here too.”

It doesn’t matter to him alone, but he is afraid that something might happen to other people, and then there will be chaos.

I won’t mention Jiao Si by name here.

Wen Chan paused, glanced at the drowsy Zhong Lian in his arms, and was about to put him on the ground.

Zhong Lian held her neck tightly and refused to let go. “Why don’t you live with me? Humph, your friends don’t welcome me, but my friends will definitely welcome you!”

Wen Chan thought about it and realized that there were two actors outside helping her gather intelligence.

They will definitely go back to the west courtyard when they come back later.

So he nodded.

Under Qin Ji’s shocked gaze, he walked towards the west courtyard holding Zhong Lian.

Qin Ji: “???”

Are you so hungry?
He is still a child!

“Wen Chan!”

Qin Ji couldn’t help but shout.

“Hmm?” Wen Chan turned around and looked at him in confusion.

He clenched his fist, then unclenched it, and finally took a deep breath, “He’s still a child, you know that, right?”

Wen Chan didn’t say anything, and Zhong Lian scolded him: “You are the child! What do you care about what we do? Take care of yourself, don’t let anything happen tonight that you can’t get over…”

As soon as he said this, Wen Chan covered his mouth with her hand.

“Mmmm…” Zhong Lian was still struggling to say something.

Wen Chan ignored him and reminded Qin Ji, “Boss Qin doesn’t need to worry about me. What he said…”

After hesitating for a moment, he continued, “I wanted you to not take it to heart, but for some reason, I think you should still take it to heart. Please pay attention to it.”

This guy’s identity in each copy is a bit weird.

The words are quite accurate.

Qin Ji was silent, staring at Zhong Lian whose mouth was covered by Wen Chan, wondering what he was thinking.

Wen Chan hugged Zhong Lian and turned to leave. Before leaving, she said one more sentence, “Boss Qin, don’t sleep too deeply at night. Seriously!”

Qin Ji: “…”

He figured it out!
Isn’t this a curse on him?