American comics: Something is wrong with this superhero world
Chapter 320 Asking for Foreign Aid
Chapter 320 Asking for Foreign Aid
Deadpool waited outside anxiously, with mixed emotions in his heart. He looked towards the bathroom from time to time, his heart filled with endless anxiety and pain. Finally, the bathroom door opened, and Vanessa and Xiao Xian walked out together.
Vanessa was wearing that black silk pajamas, with wet hair, looking particularly sexy and charming. She looked at Deadpool and said calmly, “Xiao Xian and I used the bath water, and it felt dirty, so we drained it. You can drain it again.”
Deadpool was stunned for a moment, and the uneasiness in his heart became stronger, but he could only nod helplessly, suppressing the bitterness in his heart: “Okay, I understand.”
Vanessa turned to look at Xiao Xian and said gently, “Xiao Xian, you’ve worked hard today, go to bed early.”
Xiao Xian smiled and nodded: “Thank you Vanessa, you should also go to bed early.”
Vanessa smiled slightly, then turned and walked towards the bedroom. Xiao Xian glanced at Deadpool and patted his shoulder gently: “Your wife’s massage technique is really great.”
Deadpool was stunned for a moment when he looked back at Deadpool, and the uneasiness in his heart became stronger, but he could only nod helplessly, suppressing the bitterness in his heart: “Okay, I understand.”
Vanessa turned to look at Xiao Xian and said gently, “Xiao Xian, you’ve worked hard today, go to bed early.”
Xiao Xian smiled and nodded: “Thank you Vanessa, you should also go to bed early.”
Vanessa smiled slightly, then turned and walked towards the bedroom. Xiao Xian glanced at Deadpool and patted his shoulder gently: “Go to bed early, Wade.”
Deadpool glanced at Vanessa who was looking back at him, forced a smile, and nodded: “Thank you.”
Xiao Xian walked into the guest room and closed the door.
Deadpool stood there, feeling as if there was a huge rock pressing on his heart, so heavy that he couldn’t breathe.
Deadpool walked to the bathroom and refilled the water, his heart filled with endless regret and pain. If he had known, Deadpool would never have gone to the foot massage parlor, let alone Kingpin’s shop.
After taking a shower, Deadpool heard some vague conversations coming from the guest room where Xiao Xian lived. His heartbeat quickened, and he quietly approached the door, putting his ear to it and listening.
“Xiao Xian, you are really handsome and strong, much stronger than my husband.” This was Vanessa’s voice, with a hint of smile and teasing.
Deadpool’s heart seemed to be hit by a heavy hammer, and his chest ached. Countless thoughts suddenly surged in his mind, Vanessa must have cheated on him.
If it were the previous Deadpool, he would definitely choose to divorce after being cheated on, but this time Deadpool found that his love for Vanessa was enough to make him forgive Vanessa.
And Deadpool thinks that if he can catch Vanessa cheating, it will offset his own cheating, and Vanessa will no longer be able to punish him for it.
The room was softly lit, and Vanessa and Xiao Xian sat by the bed, dressed neatly. Vanessa was wearing her black silk pajamas, which was sexy but not messy.
Xiao Xian was wearing a simple white T-shirt and sweatpants. Both of them held a script in their hands and were reciting the lines seriously.
Vanessa raised her head and looked at Deadpool in surprise: “What are you doing in here?”
Deadpool looked at the two people holding the script, realized that he had misunderstood, and his face became embarrassed. He said with difficulty: “What are you doing?”
Vanessa raised the script in her hand, with a hint of displeasure in her tone: “Isn’t it obvious? We are rehearsing the lines in the script. Why did you suddenly barge in and affect our rehearsal!”
Deadpool’s face flushed and he quickly apologized: “I’m sorry, I…I was just worried about you guys.”
Vanessa looked at him coldly, with obvious dissatisfaction in her tone: “Worried about us? I think you are suspicious of me! You are dirty yourself and always think that others are the same as you! If you trespass again in the future, don’t blame me for being rude to you, understand?”
Deadpool lowered his head, feeling extremely ashamed and helpless, and said in a low voice: “Sorry, I promise I will never trespass again.”
There was still a hint of anger in Vanessa’s eyes, but she nodded: “I hope you will keep your promise.”
Deadpool apologized again, then slowly backed out and closed the door.
Deadpool returned to the bedroom and listened helplessly to the sound coming from the next room. The conversation between Vanessa and Xiao Xian came clearly into his ears. The plot was all about Vanessa praising Xiao Xian’s strength and her husband’s incompetence and cowardice.
“Xiao Xian, you are really strong, much stronger than my incompetent husband.”
“Vanessa, I’m just trying my best. Your husband…well, maybe he’s just unlucky.”
Deadpool was so angry that he couldn’t help but mutter, “This script will never be a big hit. It’s an insult to the audience’s intelligence.”
Time passed by little by little, and Deadpool waited anxiously in his heart. He tossed and turned in bed until after 1 o’clock in the evening, when Vanessa opened the door and returned to the room.
Seeing Vanessa coming back, Deadpool quickly moved forward and tried to be intimate with her, but was pushed away by Vanessa mercilessly.
Vanessa said angrily, “Who knows what viruses those questionable women you meet outside have. I feel sick just by looking at you. Before I forgive you and you go to the hospital for a comprehensive physical examination, we have to sleep in separate rooms.”
Deadpool was stunned, his face full of pain and regret: “Vanessa, I…”
Vanessa didn’t even give him a chance to explain. She just picked up a few things and ran to another guest room.
At night, Deadpool spent his time in entanglement, regret and helplessness. Every time he turned around, he felt the empty bed lacking Vanessa’s warmth, and he felt more and more lonely.
The next morning, Deadpool rubbed his tired eyes and walked out of the bedroom, and heard cheerful laughter coming from the restaurant. He walked into the restaurant, and the scene in front of him made his heart sink.
Vanessa sat at the dining table, wearing an elegant business suit. The black silk skirt outlined her slender legs, and the white shirt was close to her upper body, making her look particularly dignified and beautiful. Her hair was neatly combed, and her face was lightly made up. She looked energetic and radiant.
Vanessa was feeding Xiao Xian breakfast affectionately. She cut a piece of toast, dipped it lightly in jam, and then carefully handed it to Xiao Xian’s mouth. Xiao Xian smiled and opened his mouth to take it. Vanessa also smiled and looked at him. The interaction between the two seemed particularly intimate. Deadpool stood at the door of the restaurant, and an uncontrollable sourness and jealousy surged in his heart.
Deadpool walked to the dining table, looked around, and found that his breakfast was not on the table. He asked helplessly: “Honey, did you make my breakfast?”
Vanessa rolled her eyes and responded coldly: “If you want breakfast, make it yourself.”
Deadpool looked at the sumptuous breakfast on Xiao Xian’s plate, which was obviously the same breakfast as Xiao Xian’s. He asked jealously, “Didn’t you make Xiao Xian’s breakfast? Why didn’t you make one for me as well?”
Vanessa looked at him coldly, with obvious sarcasm in her tone: “Think about the good things you have done, and you still want me to make breakfast for you? I am already kind enough not to kick you out of the house.”
After hearing this, Deadpool felt that he was indeed in the wrong, so he lowered his head and said with a hint of helplessness: “Okay, I’ll do it myself.”
Deadpool walked into the kitchen and started to prepare breakfast for himself. Every time he looked back, he could see Vanessa interacting intimately with Xiao Xian. Vanessa’s outfit today made her look even more graceful. The black silk skirt set off her slender legs, and the white shirt and straight suit outlined her beautiful figure.
Deadpool’s heart was filled with bitterness and jealousy, he felt ignored and excluded. This scene made him feel heartbroken, helpless and self-blaming at the same time.
Deadpool quietly made his breakfast, thinking about how to win back Vanessa’s heart before Xiao Xian succeeded in poaching her.
If it was anyone else, Deadpool would have definitely found a way to assassinate him without hesitation, but this was Xiao Xian, one of the most powerful superheroes. Deadpool knew that he was definitely no match for Xiao Xian, and even if he was lucky enough to shoot Xiao Xian in the head, he would not be able to kill him.
Due to his poor cooking skills, Deadpool could only fry a burnt fried egg and bacon. With this barely edible breakfast, Deadpool walked to the dining table silently, sat down, and casually took a few bites of the burnt breakfast he had fried, swallowing the unpalatable food with difficulty.
At this time, Xiao Xian and Vanessa had almost finished their breakfast. They stood up together, and Xiao Xian looked at Deadpool and said gently, “Next, I will take Vanessa to the set to take a look and familiarize herself with the plot. Do you want to come with us?”
Deadpool wanted to agree, but he thought that there were so many people on the set, and Xiao Xian and Vanessa couldn’t do anything. It would be better to take this opportunity to find some external help, find a way to win back Vanessa’s heart, and prevent Xiao Xian from poaching her. So Deadpool asked, “Is today the official start of filming? Or are we just taking a look?”
Xiao Xian smiled and replied: “I’m just going to take a look today.”
Deadpool nodded and forced a smile: “Then I won’t go. After all, I’m just a supporting role, and I have other things to do today.”
After hearing this, Vanessa said directly to Xiao Xian: “Then let’s go.” As she said that, she deliberately took Xiao Xian’s hand in front of Deadpool, leaned gently against him, and walked out intimately.
Deadpool looked at Vanessa’s initiative, feeling jealous and helpless, but he also knew that this was Vanessa’s punishment for his cheating. He could only stand there silently, watching them leave, his heart filled with bitterness and jealousy.
Deadpool left home anxiously and went to the X-Men Academy. He needed someone to talk to and help. After arriving at the academy, he went straight to the training ground where Bullet and Xuexi were. The two were training and saw Deadpool walking towards them with a sad face. They couldn’t help but stop and look at him with concern.
“Hi, Wade!” Xuexi greeted Deadpool in a friendly manner.
“Hi, Yukio!” Deadpool also greeted Yukio in a friendly manner. He had actually been coveting Yukio for a long time, but unfortunately, although the other party treated him very well, she had always rejected Deadpool’s pursuit.
Deadpool even considered using unconventional methods to take down Yukio, but considering that he couldn’t beat the combined efforts of Bullet Head and Yukio, he finally gave up.
Of course, Deadpool only has love for Vanessa now, but not for Xuexu.
“Deadpool, what’s wrong with you?” Bullet asked. She didn’t like this guy who always flirted with her boyfriend. But for Xuexu’s sake, Bullet couldn’t just chase him away.
Deadpool sighed and looked up at them, his eyes full of helplessness and regret: “I messed up, Vanessa caught me cheating on her, and now she’s deliberately getting very intimate with a man to punish me.”
Xuexu frowned, with a hint of reproach in his tone: “Deadpool, how could you cheat? Vanessa is so good to you.”
Deadpool lowered his head, his face full of guilt: “I know, I was wrong. I regret it very much now, and I just want to win back Vanessa’s heart. Can you give me some advice?”
Xuexi glanced at Deadpool, and although he condemned Deadpool’s behavior in his heart, he decided to help him because of their past friendship and the gift Deadpool had given him.
“First, you need to sincerely apologize and buy Vanessa some gifts she’ll like,” Yukio suggested.
Deadpool pulled a small notebook out of his pocket and began to record carefully: “Buying gifts, yes, I remembered it, but I tried to apologize sincerely, and it didn’t work.”
Xuexi nodded and continued, “You can apologize with a gift. Choose something expensive and good to show your sincerity.”
“I remember that.” Deadpool wrote it down, then raised his head with a distressed look on his face: “But I am very worried that Vanessa will have a relationship with that man. She did this to retaliate against me, what should I do?”
Xuexu sighed and said, “It’s indeed possible. After all, a woman could do anything to get revenge on you.
Bullet looked at Deadpool and said, “If you are really worried, why don’t you take the initiative and get rid of that man physically? Wouldn’t that solve the problem? You can’t have thought of such a simple method, right?”
Deadpool shook his head helplessly and said with a wry smile: “I can also think of this method, but the problem is that the man who is having an affair with Vanessa is Xiao Xian.”
Xue Xu was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then looked at Deadpool and said, “Are you sure it’s Xiao Xian, the most handsome man in the world?”
Deadpool nodded and replied with a wry smile: “Yes, it’s him. I’m very sure. I have definitely identified him. He stayed at my house last night, and Vanessa even gave him a massage.”
Hearing this, Xuexu’s eyes flashed with envy, and he exclaimed, “Really? Vanessa is so lucky.”
Deadpool and Bullet Head looked at Xuexu with envy and both showed dissatisfied expressions. Deadpool frowned and said to Xuexu: “Vanessa is my wife, not Xiao Xian’s wife. She gave Xiao Xian a massage. Do you know what this means? And she gave him a massage while he was taking a bath.”
Bullet Head interrupted with a sneer on his face: “This means you are cuckolded.”
“Not yet, but it’s very dangerous to continue like this.” Deadpool sighed helplessly, then he looked at Bullet Head in a mocking tone and said, “But I think you’re going to be cuckolded.”
(End of this chapter)