Chapter 475 Where the hell is this coming from?
“Uh……”

Bruce pursed his lips.

“It’s reasonable to speculate this, but we still have to consider Tang’s opinion.

I am glad that he doesn’t like being a god, but I also feel sorry for him… Maybe we need a god more than just a powerful person.

At the same time, I also understand that sometimes, it may not be God who needs to be God.

Sometimes humans need them more than gods do…”

After he finished speaking, Bruce sighed helplessly.

In order to make their world safer, they have to try their best to develop a way of communication across the universe.

As for this unscientific method of communication, we can only try to find a solution using the truly unscientific belief system.

Half a month ago, Lex and I were worried that Downton would become a god and gradually break free from the constraints of his human identity.

As a result, in just half a month, the two of them were forced to become the ones who pushed Downton to become a god…

On the side, Victor frowned for a long time as he watched Bruce sighing.

“What’s going on with you?”

Victor asked hesitantly.

“I just don’t fucking understand you, Bruce.

Although you seem to be much smarter than us, why do you care so much about being the boss?
After all, in my opinion, isn’t it so cool that we can define the boss’s position?
How should we build a shrine to the boss? Should we build him a church, or just rob…buy a church in Gotham?”

“Uh……”

Listening to Victor’s excited voice, Bruce was silent for a moment, then suddenly couldn’t help laughing.

“Ok.”

He nodded in relief and continued.

“I can’t even see it as clearly as you do, and the fact that we are defining him is itself… indescribable.

Forget about churches or anything like that. I plan to place some incense burners in the oriental style, then 3D print his sculpture and make a simple altar to give it a try.

But I’m not quite sure how to arrange those incense burners. Maybe I should refer to the 86 version of Journey to the West?

How are the stoves of Taishang Laojun arranged? They should be arranged in a row, right? But how many should I place?”

“Fuck, don’t ask me that, I don’t understand churches, especially Eastern churches.

But I also have a solution. The influence of Chinese in Gotham is too small, but there is a Chinese community and a Chinatown in Metropolis.

How about this, you go and coordinate the altar matter with Falcone later, and I’ll go to the Chinatown in the metropolis to find some Oriental wizards who are familiar with this area.

What do you think, Bruce?”

“Just do it.”

Bruce nodded to Victor, confirming Victor’s plan.

While they were making their decision, at Downton Abbey.

After hearing the laughter coming from the yard, Mera walked out of the lounge nervously.

As soon as she went out, Mera saw Vicco standing in the distance looking at her.

The princess looked in good condition, with a rosy complexion, shiny skin, and bright eyes, especially since there were no signs of staggering on her legs.

Vico was silently relieved, then walked to Mera’s side, bowed slightly and said.

“Good day, Your Highness Princess.”

“Good day, Uncle Vico, I’m glad we got to rest on land for the night.

Although not being able to touch the sea water made my skin a little dry, sleeping without the pressure of sea water also made me feel a lot more relaxed.

So now, should we invite Mr. Tang to our seabed to discuss cooperation with His Majesty to deal with the Mother Box issue?”

Mera asked as she went to the corridor and looked out the window to the yard.

Right in the middle of the grass field in the courtyard, Donton picked up a golf club, excitedly kicked the ball, and then hit the ball on White Bear Dad.

The polar bear was startled by the sudden attack. He screamed in pain, jumped up and smashed the ball that attacked him hard, biting the golf ball into pieces in one bite.

Looking at the polar bear venting his anger, Donton was silent for a moment, then broke the golf club and turned to Gu Ziyun who was following him and said.

“Damn, this pole is terrible.”

“Well, I just bought it yesterday for 7,000 yuan. I earned this 7,000 yuan by taking two orders.”

Ziyun’s face looked a little dark. It’s not easy for her to make money!

I finally saved up some money to give Downton a gift, but it was broken when I turned around?
what is this?
Did you pick the wrong gift?

And Downton…

He couldn’t help but be stunned and asked.

“Wait, you said this was a gift from you to me?”

As he spoke, he looked at the only remaining piece in his hand in confusion…

He just shook the handle of the golf club, licked his lips awkwardly, and smiled.

“Yeah, you were the one who handed me the club just now, and you even helped me set up the ball.

But how did you come up with the idea of ​​giving me this?
Besides, didn’t Ah Fu give you living expenses? Everyone in this garden should have received some, right?

Ziyun, don’t tell me that Ah Fu would be greedy for money, I can’t even dare to think about it!”

As soon as he finished speaking, Donton grinned and raised his hand to suck back the part of the golf club that had flown out.

After tying a knot on the golf club and gently straightening it, Donton leaned the golf club, which had returned to its original appearance, against the ground and waited for Ziyun’s reply.

Seeing the golf club returned to its original shape, Gu Ziyun was in a good mood, so he forced a half-honest smile and responded.

“Gifts should not be bought with money given to me by others. I went to Falcone’s place and took two orders that were not difficult.

But, Don, isn’t the price Falcone offered us a little too low?

I killed a metropolitan councilman’s entire family, and he only gave me seven thousand dollars?

Did he subcontract the killers and deduct their salaries, or are city councillors in America just so worthless?”

“Ha ha!”

Hearing Ziyun’s complaint, Donton burst out laughing.

While laughing, Donton put the golf club back into the golf bag and put his arm around Ziyun’s shoulders.

“Don’t think too much, Falcone won’t be greedy for you.

As for the price of a city councillor, well, if he is a small councillor without his own business, he is only worth this much.
Isn’t the price of a killer’s work also determined by the difficulty of the assassination?”

After saying that, Donton pinched Gu Ziyun’s little butt amusingly.

“Besides, why are you competing with the killers from the Gotham Union for business?

Even Floyd no longer goes to the union to rob the killers for small amounts of money. If there are simple jobs, he will leave them to outsiders to do more.

Just help me take good care of the polar bear, and make sure those things and your own polar bears are white and plump. “

Having said that, Donton slapped Gu Ziyun’s butt.

“Well, you need to fix your butt. It looks a little thin now.”

“Oh, I will try, but I will never make myself look like a Kardashian.”

Ziyun said coldly, slapping Donton’s hand away.

I was happy to have him touch my butt, but he actually said that my butt wasn’t perky enough?
Do you have the right to complain about a person who does whatever he wants?

If you dislike me, don’t do it, you scumbag! Seeing Ziyun turned away unhappily, Tang Dun licked his lips.

Wow, this Korean girl, after getting familiar with life in Gotham, actually fits in particularly well with this city.

But come to think of it, the witch’s style would certainly fit in with any bloody and sinful city.

Now, she seems to be much more cheerful and generous than Gu Ziyun in the Witch World…

“Mr. Tang?”

“Ok?”

A greeting interrupted Donton’s reverie, so Donton turned around with his golf bag, nodded to Mera and Vico, and asked.

“Well, I’m here, so you guys can leave now?

That’s right, it’s almost noon, Mera, you’re quite a sleepyhead, didn’t you poop on my bed?”

“what???”

Listening to Downton’s unscrupulous teasing, Mera’s face completely froze.

It’s been a whole day, why… Mr. Tang still feels like he’ll be in bed… Damn it!
Mera’s face was about to steam out, she was simply mad at Donton.

She just tried to suppress her desire to argue, took a deep breath as calmly as possible, and tried to answer Donton calmly.

“Mr. Tang, although the Sea Tribe live in the sea, our clothes have the function of internal circulation.

Even if we sleep in the water, all stains will be decomposed and absorbed by the clothes, and the seawater we live in will not be polluted at all!
So, anyway, please don’t worry about me being…in bed…ahem.

In short, I am honored to invite you and your friends to Atlantis to meet our Majesty!”

“Oh, so you didn’t poop on the sheets, you pooped in your clothes, wow…”

As soon as Mera finished speaking, Donton looked at Mera’s emerald tights in surprise, his eyes especially lingering on the various bulges for a moment.

Mera’s eyes were completely dulled after listening to what Donton said.

She took a deep breath and kept telling herself to be strong.

The people on earth are so scary. They can’t stop talking about shit every three sentences. This is simply… simply…

“Mr. Tang, we are not… we are not excreting in the clothes, we are… just… just creating those things in our internal organs, and the various functions of the clothes will break them down and help the body thoroughly absorb every bit of the substance!
This is also the reason why the Atlanteans have relatively strong physical fitness. In addition to bearing the pressure of sea water, our absorption of nutrients is much stronger than that of people on Earth.

We are not as dirty as you say!

We just learned a better way to live!!!”

While responding to Downton stubbornly, Mera couldn’t help feeling a little disgusted, and she suddenly wanted to take off her battle robe.

Why do people on earth care so much about how they poop?

That’s too much!

Here, Mera’s inner complaints were not over yet, but after a brief thought, Donton continued to laugh.

“Oh, I see. So your clothes can not only help you decompose your excrement, but also help you purify the nearby seawater?
After all… your whole body is soaked in sea water, even around your feet and buttocks, there is the same sea water flowing.

Then when you people in the sea walk by, won’t you be exposed to everyone’s foot and butt washing water…”

“Ahhh, sir, please stop talking! Stop talking!!”

Hearing this, Mera couldn’t bear it anymore. She covered her face in pain and shook her head desperately.

At the side, Vico’s face couldn’t help but turn green.

If the problem of internal circulation can be solved by battle suits, then the problem of foot washing water is really not something that ordinary battle suits can solve.

The people living in the sea usually try to downplay this feeling. After all, they have always lived underwater and have long forgotten all the inconveniences in the sea just like fish.

On the side, looking at Mera who was completely stiff, Donton smiled with satisfaction.

He smiled and waved to Vicco and Mera.

“Okay, okay, I was just joking, don’t take it seriously.

Let’s go have lunch first, and then we’ll go to the bottom of the sea. I have someone from the sea that I want to meet.”

After saying that, Donton continued to wave his hands to drive away the two green-faced seafoods, and then continued to feed his panda.

Soon, everyone gathered in the courtyard, and today’s lawn party began under Alfred’s arrangement.

Only after they had eaten and drunk their fill did Donton, with a strong smell of alcohol, nod twice to everyone.

“Well, Diana, Clark, Lex and Selina, come with me to the bottom of the ocean.

As for the others, wait until the people in the sea come to the ground before going over to broaden their horizons.

When we meet the sea tribe for the first time, we have to play two cards.

Lex is our intellectual leader, Clark is our strength leader, Selina is our beauty leader, and Diana is our LGBT leader, that’s it~”

“Fake!”

Listening to what Downton said, Diana felt numb all over.

So I have neither strength nor intelligence, and my looks are not as good as Catwoman’s!!!
Of course, Downton would not pay attention to Diana’s temper, and Diana would not really get angry.

One doesn’t care, and the other has just been eaten. Both of them are full, so why would they care about anything else?

Just like that, the four people from Downton, along with Mera and Vicco, left the queue and walked towards the gate.

As they walked, Vico greeted Donton with a smile.

“Mr. Tang, what means of transportation should we take to get to the sea?
I tried the van yesterday and it felt great to drive. Although not fast enough, it was easier to turn around than a boat.

So today…”

“Okay, don’t get your fucking hopes up today, you’re going to ride me today, buddy~”

Donton interrupted Vicco directly and then snapped his fingers.

In an instant, the seven of them were surrounded by flames and disappeared into the courtyard of the manor.

The next moment, under the sea.

Mera opened her eyes in surprise and felt the sea water surrounding her.

Although she was full of expectations for life on land, ultimately only the sea could give her a sense of security.

Only those who live in the sea can experience the wonderful feeling of being surrounded by sea water!

At the same time, Diana puffed her lips slightly, and then took a breath that was not quite comfortable.

She could use her divine power to replace her breathing, but she was just not used to it.

As for Clark, the kid was fine. He had already circled outside the atmosphere since he learned to fly.

Nowadays, running into the sea is much easier than running into the vacuum of the universe.

As for Selina and Lex, as soon as they appeared in the deep sea, the nano battle suits on their bodies were automatically put on. The speed at which the sea water flooded and surrounded them was not even faster than the speed at which the nano battle suits were put on.

Just like that, after getting used to the sea water, Selina and her group looked down at the sea with interest.

“It’s so bright here, I thought it would be dark… Hmm! What’s grabbing me? ~”

Selina couldn’t help but say it in the communication channel, but before she could even begin to express her curiosity, she was interrupted by a hand that tightly grasped her arm.

Selina immediately looked along her arm towards Donton, only to see that Donton was holding her tightly with an expression of disbelief.

Looking at Donton’s expression, Selina tilted her head in confusion.

“What happened, sir? Why do you look…Fuck? Wait! Where the hell is this place!!!”

Selina hasn’t finished her words yet…

Then I saw SpongeBob driving his car and rushing out in front of everyone.

(End of this chapter)