Chapter 347 Low Quality Feast

Objectively speaking, there are no difficult things in the world.

It is said that in the video records before the chaotic era, there were two street-wise sages: one was called Brother Crow and the other was called Brother Fly.

Brother Fly is cruel and violent, Brother Crow is violent and cruel.

Fly Brother teaches everyone that wearing a suit and tie and holding a phone is useless and not to blindly trust authority. Crow Brother teaches everyone not to be afraid of hardships and to face difficulties with courage.

——Difficult? Don’t do it!

Since you don’t allow me to build cars, then no one else should build them!

“People need to learn to share.”

Director Ji said to Isis in a resounding voice: “Difficulties cannot be just mine, they can also be everyone’s. Similarly, difficulties cannot defeat only me, they can also defeat everyone.

As long as we can bring everyone to the same level as me, then we can use our rich experience to defeat them… We don’t need to win completely, as long as everyone else is dead, we can still have the last laugh!”

In the container, the starlight of Isis flickered.

All production allocation and coordination of the entire Coast Auto Factory is being processed at high speed, while keeping the creator’s words in mind – here refers to the newly created document [Dog Barking IV].

“Before you share your unethical skills, I have to warn you-“

Isis said: “Although the temporary turmoil is enough to delay the opponent’s pace, it is not a long-term solution.”

Deus Ex Machina is indeed omnipotent, but its effects are not impossible to remove, target, and revoke.

At the same time, the consumption is too great, and the duration is only a little over 24 hours, making it difficult to last longer.

Its essence is to temporarily create a non-existent soul through the spiritual essence bestowed by Ji Jue, combined with the records and traces inside the target creation. Under the effect of Fei Gong’s blessing sequence – Inspiration, it can even create a target out of thin air and recreate it, giving it a short life.

And this part of soul and life will also be affected by other abilities and blessings.

A single attack from the Transformation series can destroy the soul’s structure from the inside, just like an EMP, and return it to its original form. The Chosen Ones from the Heart Pivot series can even manipulate and control the souls created by Ji Jue, turning them against him.

The Embers can calmly find the weaknesses of creatures and defeat them with one strike. In front of the strong men of the Way of Desolation, even all the changes are useless, and the spirituality collapses. Under the Stasis Belt, can you refine one for me to see?
Even if we take a step back, it’s okay to just leave it alone. After some time has passed, you can spend some time to inspect it, and after the fault is eliminated, you can naturally continue production.

After all, Ji Jue just picked up a handful without using much effort, and they were gone in two or three days.

In response, Ji Jue just smiled and said, “Isis, running over dog shit without getting it on the wheels requires a lot of skill.”

“Please speak human language.”

“No need.”

He said: “If you want to do something bad, just grab a handful.”

This is what’s so disgusting about it.

No one knows what kind of mines Ji Jue secretly buried in the equipment, and what kind of imperceptible faults and hidden dangers he left in the car computer and system.

Even, did he plant a mine?

After all, there are so many aspects involved and issues to consider in automobile production!
With just one workpiece, there are a hundred thousand ways for things to go wrong.

Ji Jue sprinkled a rat dropping into the rice, and then everyone had to sift it repeatedly without sleep, and even lick it mouthful by mouthful, until they could taste the rat dropping disguised as rice!

It is even possible that there is nothing added to the rice jar at all, and the problem is your rice jar, the spoon for scooping rice, the pot for cooking rice, or the bowl for serving rice…

The scariest problem is that you don’t know what the problem is, or even if it exists.

I can only spend a lot of energy to carefully eliminate every part of every link from accessories to assembly to testing…

No matter how troublesome and disgusting it is, they must solve this problem.

Unless he chose to rebuild the factory and update the equipment like Hai’an did, and then make all the necessary preparations, set up a dragnet, and wait for Ji Jue to come and sneak around…

As for Ji Jue, he went home early!
Now, everyone has reached the same level, are you ready to learn from my rich experience in tanking?
In the silence, excited shouts and cheers came from outside the window, like a tide.

When Ji Jue walked to the window and looked out, he saw a scene that was completely different from the past.

In just a few months, everything has changed completely.

The once deserted factory area has become busy and noisy, with people gathered around the newly built factory building and shouting. The huge hoisting arm will carefully place the huge die-casting equipment that has finally been released from customs in a fixed position. Under the command of lights and hand gestures, everyone holds their breath.

Until a barely audible dull echo was heard, and a report of the landing was received over the intercom. In an instant, cheers and shouts spread like a tide.

In the center of the excited crowd, Yan Jian, who was still in a splint on his wheelchair, was lifted up excitedly. He shouted in fear at first, then gradually became familiar with it, and soon laughed complacently. He was carried around by the college students for a parade.

Well, in the end, he was placed on a high platform that the wheelchair couldn’t get down from, and he was angry and cursing.

“It looks like the new plant and equipment layout is complete, sir.”

Isis reported: “Now the connection is complete, and we can start debugging and trial operation.”

In just ten days, after all the pollution was cleaned up, with the full assistance of the Tong family, the factory area was expanded and equipment was installed. The once dying Coast Automobile Factory was ready again.

A new life.

During these ten days, even though Ji Jue was far away, he could still feel the constant turmoil in Yacheng from the news from Ye Chun and Tong Shan.

Not only Yacheng, but also from Yacheng to Chaocheng and even the entire Haizhou, centered around two large central cities, five small cities, countless settlements in the wilderness, and even shipping along the coast…

The storm is spreading rapidly.

Now, on the crater lies the behemoth Haichao Group, which is about to be merged and reorganized by the two parties.

In contrast, the Coastal Automobile Factory, once part of the Coastal Group, has become inconspicuous. It was able to take advantage of the opportunity to hide behind the reef, avoid the wind and waves, and gain a crucial breathing time.

Now, everything is ready.

“Then add fuel to the fire, Isis.”

Ji Jue glanced at the message on his phone and smiled: “We can prepare for the press conference.”

So, at the beginning of the year, when all parties were hesitant, competitors were anxious, and the situation was turbulent, the Coast Automobile Factory, which had just resumed work and production after more than ten years of silence, announced the news of holding a press conference without any warning.

Along with it, there was also a latest news released on the public platform that had just been registered.

The content only has a few words and a link to the live broadcast room:
【January 1, 7pm! 】

[We plan to do a big one! ]

Below is a half-hidden picture with the silhouettes of two cars. You can vaguely make out the outlines of a van and a pickup truck… and even the naming and copywriting that are full of complaints:
[Radish and cabbage, everyone has their own preferences! 】

Limited by the lack of influence and the fact that he has almost no fame after leaving Haizhou except for making trouble, he did not stir up any heated discussion or stir except among the invited media.

But even if it was just a glimpse in the silhouette, it still made countless friendly competitors instantly alert. After finally breaking free from the stressful maintenance, they gasped.

Damn, you’re waiting here, right?! It’s broken!

This time it’s really coming towards me!
After a long period of preparation, the Coastal Automobile Factory finally took action to seize the long-vacant intra-city and extra-city transportation markets in Haizhou…

Considering the outrageous prices and cost-effectiveness of this shabby factory, everyone couldn’t help but feel a sense of horror.

There is no other way. We build factories, produce and sell products. We have to make a living. No matter how much discounts and promotions are offered, we have to make a profit. Otherwise, why not do charity? That is more profitable. Suddenly, when we encounter this kind of opponent who likes to lose money to gain publicity and has nothing to do but have fun, we start to feel dizzy.

He doesn’t want to make money, let alone profit. It seems that he just wants to be a troublemaker to disrupt the entire market environment and kill one or two unlucky people who don’t have eyes…

For a moment, everyone’s heart was pounding, and they couldn’t help but pay close attention.

Especially for car dealers who have markets and sales in Haizhou, they will be unable to sleep all night when they encounter opponents who do not even put in a show but just come to overturn the table.

Just when everyone had tried every possible way and racked their brains to explore and collect information and parameters about this crappy carrot and cabbage, they discovered… the news was already all over the streets.

There is no disguise or concealment at all, and they don’t even care about the effect of the press conference.

Before the press conference started, the specific car models and equipment for the day had already been printed into booklets and distributed all over the streets.

I don’t care about the live broadcast effect at all. All the answers were revealed from the very beginning.

You ask me and I answer. All those who have participated in the development and trial production of new models have never signed a confidentiality agreement. They even regard information disclosure as an employee benefit. When they meet someone who looks like a reporter outside the venue, they will lift up their coat to reveal the brochure inside, and just ask: “Brother, do you want to buy it? Imperial products, the latest!”

As a result, all the people who received the news felt their eyes go dark and they were confused, holding on to a tiny bit of luck and hope: Could it be that these things were just something Hai’an brought out to confuse the enemy?

It’s just a fucking car, you guys can’t be so outrageous, right?
Right?

No one responded.

Only outside the press conference, there was a huge poster with the factory director Ji Jue showing an intriguing smile to the camera.

For a moment, even the journalists and bloggers attending the conference were confused by this. What are you doing? They have never participated in such an outrageous event.

Why hold a press conference after sending out the brochure?
Even the venue for the press conference was chosen in a factory area in the wilderness outside of Yacheng. The factory buses were used for pick-up and drop-off. The venue was located in a newly completed workshop that was full of mechanical equipment and filled with the smell of engine oil.

A special area was cleared in the empty factory building, and several rows of chairs were placed there.

If it weren’t for the banners and special decorations outside, everyone would have thought that you were arranging employee benefits at the factory and showing movies to everyone.

From inside to outside, from top to bottom, it exudes a simple and rustic atmosphere.

Simply put, it’s earthy and rough.

If we can’t hold a press conference, we don’t have to hold it. There won’t be any souvenirs or champagne or wine. Can you at least make the venue better?

Not only one reporter who was present turned around and left after seeing this bizarre arrangement. Even those who stayed behind were thinking, since they were here… at least they should be given dinner after the show, right?

Wait, you guys will provide meals, right?

There wasn’t even any singing, dancing or warm-up performances during the entire press conference.

When the time came and the live broadcast started, Ji Jue walked onto the stage, just like he was hosting a village gala. He didn’t say a word and just waved in front of the live broadcast room and so many confused audiences in the venue.

Immediately, a pure white van drove up to the stage.

The familiar car model and familiar appearance made countless former owners of copycat minivans recall the good times they had together when they overloaded and violated traffic rules. In an instant, their eyes were red.

I just don’t know why… this broken car seems to stagger when it drives, and it moves awkwardly. When the accelerator is pressed hard, thick smoke gushes out, and it staggers like a drunk. When it brakes, sparks come out of the brake disc.

The two headlights were shining brightly, shining directly at the audience seats and the camera.

The dazzling brightness even made the entire factory flash as bright as day, and the camera lens was all white, dumbfounding the netizens who were squatting in the live broadcast room to watch the whole thing.

[Fuck, there’s a high-beam dog! ], [The krypton gold dog is blind], [Who threw the flash bomb? ], [This is at least more than 2,000 lumens. ]

Countless comments emerged along with the low noise in the venue.

It was not until Ji Jue waved his hand that the driver in the car finally turned on the real high beam…a sharp and explosive waterfall of light gushed out instantly, drowning everything.

Even outside the factory, there were beams of light visible to the naked eye.

Gone in a flash.

This is the real high beam!
[A truly good job starts with making people’s eyes go dark…]

[Don’t talk, I bought it, from now on I will be a high-speed high-beam fanatic! ]

[Is this lamp sold separately? 】

……

Amid the countless comments flashing by, curses could be vaguely heard at the scene. The expressions of everyone in the audience were extremely complicated. They had not expected that they would witness such a low-quality feast right from the start.

From beginning to end, Ji Jue was still lingering on the stage, pacing back and forth in front of the car with ease, smiling but not saying a word.

Until the long silence, when everyone fell silent, he stretched out his hand again and waved behind him.

Immediately, a row of burly, muscular employees lined up to enter and walked onto the stage.

Just when everyone was confused about whether you were releasing a new car or a male model, and whether you were selling a car or a duck, Ji Jue raised his hand, turned around, and opened everyone’s trunk.

The interior is bare, with accessories that are ridiculously cheap and a design that has no distinctive features.

as well as……

The entire floor of the car is covered with solid alloy steel ingots, even stacked up in several layers!!!
Under many protective measures, a group of strong men gritted their teeth and untied the fixing ropes and pulled out one of the ingots. The echo of the steel rubbing and colliding with each other made everyone’s anus tighten.

When the strong men gritted their teeth and cooperated to throw the ingots onto the scale, the numbers soared in an instant, and the entire venue fell into silence.

——【100KG】!
Now that things have come to this, there is no more cold air to be breathed in.

In the numb silence, everyone in the entire venue subconsciously followed the moving movements in the venue and began to count out loud.

From 1 to 10, from 10 to 20, from 20 to 30… Gradually, the pitch couldn’t help but become higher, and in the end, it was almost hoarse.

“55！56！57！58！59！”

In the brief moment of suffocation, when everyone looked at the last steel ingot that Ji Jue picked up from the car, they could no longer suppress the urge to shout: “——60!!!”

Bang!
The steel ingot falls to the ground
The number on the scale finally stopped at the terrifying [6000KG]!
“Sorry, this is our first press conference and our inexperienced staff accidentally brought up a car that was still undergoing an extreme load test.

Well, it’s not finished yet. We’ll continue trying after the press conference. According to calculations, we should be able to pull it to 9… ahem, I hope everyone will not imitate and try it in real life. After all, the rated load of our vehicle model is only 1T.

Cherish life and put safety first. “

Ji Jue smiled and waved to the scene, the camera, and even the countless sweaty competitors on the other side of the camera: “I think, next, I can introduce to you the new car in front of us.”

(End of this chapter)