A perfect life starting from kindergarten
Chapter 74 Smashed to pieces
Chapter 74 Smashed to pieces
In the atmosphere of high morale, Lin Zhengran pressed the third option.
[Option 3: I don’t know who I am, but I want to go eat. Does my husband like chicken pot? ]
The male protagonist Lin Ran on the screen raised his head: “Chicken pot? I don’t like it. Is there anything else to eat?”
The heroine Wenwen Han smiled calmly: “Of course there are others, I have some here”
[Option 1: Braised eggplant][Option 2: Braised pig’s trotter][Option 3: Braised pigeon][Option 4: Braised tomatoes][Option 5: Stir-fried bean sprouts]. [Option 5,717: Braised pig’s trotter]
After choosing the third option, Lin Zhengran couldn’t hold back anymore because of the dense array of dish names on the screen.
He never thought that such a situation would occur.
Han Wenwen was also stunned, her smile froze: “There are so many words, do we have to try all these options?”
Lin Zhengran smiled quietly, his face full of Buddha light: “This crappy pirated game is really interesting, no wonder it is a niche game.” He slowly raised the game console above his head with his eyes wide open, and was about to drop it. “Fuck you!” Han Wenwen quickly stopped him:
“Brother Zhengran, don’t do that! There are only over 5,000 options, we will succeed!”
“Isn’t this just disgusting!”
“Brother Zhengran!”
Of course Lin Zhengran won’t fall now, but he will definitely fall after he passes the level.
He looked at Han Wenwen with a determined look and said in a cold voice, “Go to the table and get a pen and a notebook. Every time I make a wrong choice, you should write it down to prevent me from making too many choices later and mixing them up.”
“Yes!” Han Wenwen ran down from the bed seriously, got a pen and paper, and sat next to Lin Zhengran, ready to go.
Han-Secretary-Wenwen is online.
Lin Zhengran chose braised eggplant, triggering a failure ending.
Taking a step back and choosing the first option will still trigger the bug, so Han Wenwen noted that this path is blocked.
Lin Zhengran chose braised pork trotters, triggering a failure ending.
Taking a step back and choosing the first option still triggered the bug, Han Wenwen noted that this path was also unworkable.
Even Lin Zhengran and Han Wenwen had not expected this game to work, as they were able to control two people for three whole days.
During these three days, whenever they had time, the two of them would get together to choose these outrageous dishes. Although it was a bit boring, Han Wenwen somehow got to know a lot of delicious food and also learned Chinese characters.
“Brother Zhengran, is braised squid delicious? I’ve never eaten it before.”
“It’s okay. Next time we go to a restaurant, I’ll take you to try it and you’ll know.”
This continued until the morning of the third day.
In the morning, Han Wenwen came to play with Lin Zhengran again. She took off her cotton jacket and got into Lin Zhengran’s bed: “Brother Zhengran? Did I leave the game console at your house last night?”
Lin Zhengran was playing games in bed: “Well, I was bored last night, so I chose more than 300 items by myself.”
Han Wenwen was surprised: “Brother Zhengran is so strong!”
Lin Zhengran stared intently, with a belief supporting him: “I have almost finished selecting all of them. There are only more than a thousand left. But I am now beginning to doubt whether there is a way around this bug. Although there are changes after selecting so many, it will still get stuck in the end anyway.”
Han Wenwen stared at Lin Zhengran with a determined look. His handsome and serious profile made her face flush and she smiled: “We have all worked so hard, we will definitely find it!”
Lin Zhengran snorted coldly: “Let’s hope so. Who else but us can play this crappy game? I’ll choose the last one, and you take over and continue choosing.”
“it is good!”
Lin Zhengran chose the mediocre “steamed beans” dish, and after triggering the failure ending, he returned to choose the first option.
[Option 1: I am the little fox you rescued that year. Don’t you remember me?] Lin Zhengran didn’t know how many times he had pressed this option.
The hero looked up on the screen, and what would have been normal now began to appear as a mess of colorful horizontal stripes and garbled characters.
As a result, this time the screen appeared for the first time.
The unfamiliar scenes and conversations made the air somewhat silent.
It was the little fox sitting at the side who first shook Lin Zhengran’s arm, his eyes wide open and shining: “Brother Zhengran, look, look! There are options! Did we succeed?!”
Lin Zhengran also laughed and watched the final cutscene.
“It actually worked?! Let’s see what the ending is like.”
[The little fox I rescued back then? Why are you here? ]
[Because I heard that my husband was ill, I came here to take care of him and help him recover his memory]
[Really..] Lin Zhengran, sitting on the chair, smiled [Thank you]
[You’re welcome. After all, Wenwen will not abandon Brother Zhengran. I will always be with Brother Zhengran.]
The game ends, triggering the perfect ending “Together for a Lifetime.”
Lin Zhengran, who was holding the game console, blinked his eyes: “That’s it? There’s no beginning or end, and it’s a pirated version after all. Even the subtitles of the final ending are wrong. Isn’t it Brother Lin Ran? How did it become Brother Zhengran and my name?”
Han Wenwen smiled after seeing the ending: “I think it’s not bad. Does staying together for a lifetime mean that two people are happily together?”
Lin Zhengran said tiredly: “That’s what I mean, but you really have never eaten any good pork. You can call this crappy game good? It’s the worst of the worst.”
“But Wenwen thinks the story is great! The heroine in it is just like Wenwen. If Brother Zhengran also lies in bed and can’t get up one day in real life, Wenwen will definitely not abandon Brother Zhengran. Let alone five thousand options, I will choose even if there are only five hundred!”
Lin Zhengran glanced at her, and Han Wenwen laughed, pure and innocent.
“How did you learn math? Five thousand is bigger than five hundred.”
Han Wenwen added: “I said fifty! Oh no… fifty seems to be smaller.”
Lin Zhengran didn’t want to talk. He sat up from the bed and said, “Anyway, I have successfully completed the game. As a reward for helping you, can you give me this game console?”
“Of course, if Brother Zhengran wants it, just take it. But why does Brother Zhengran want it? Does he want to play through it again?”
Lin Linzhengran showed an evil smile on his face, his eyes disappeared and only a shadow remained: “Play again? Ridiculous, what do you think is the motivation that keeps me going until now?”
Lin Zhengran held the game console high up, staring at the ground with anger on his face: “I just wanted to smash this broken game into pieces after I finished it! I can finally do that!”
“No! Brother Zhengran, we finally got through!” Han Wenwen hurriedly stopped him.
“Don’t stop me! Didn’t you give it to me? Then I have to smash this broken game!”
Han Wenwen hugged Lin Zhengran’s arm tightly: “But in the game console, Wenwen Han has to accompany her brother Lin Ranzheng for the rest of her life. If the game console is broken, they can’t be together!”
“It’s no use saying anything, don’t stop me!”
“Brother Zhengran, please show mercy!”
“Don’t stop me!”
“Please show mercy, please!”
Seven days later, winter vacation was over.
(End of this chapter)