I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 287 My Perfect Military Advisor, Never Defeated
Chapter 287 My Perfect Military Advisor, Never Defeated
Nearly one-third of the country’s popular online tourist attractions have the 1980s Campus Research Wall.
It attracts a large number of tourists and many outdoor bloggers.
At the same time, short videos against the 1980s campus movement set off a craze across the Internet.
This day is destined to be restless!
By three o’clock in the afternoon,
The topic of Campus 80s has ranked third on Douyin’s hot list.
Lin Feng turned around and said, “Let’s go.”
Yu Huanshui looked puzzled: “Where are you going?”
Lin Feng: “I will leave after my work is done, hiding my achievements and fame!”
Got it!
. . . . . .
On the way back.
Lin Feng sat in the passenger seat and turned on Douyin.
“Cultivate children’s anti-1980s consciousness, and bravely say no to bullying! Give children a happy childhood.”
“If you are bullied, don’t be afraid! It’s better to rely on yourself than on others. Build up your muscles!”
“A junior high school student was beaten by the 80s. His classmates couldn’t stand it and asked for help online: The beating was too harsh. I want to do something.”
“The boy tried to stop the campus gang from bullying and was surrounded and scolded. The boy said: I can’t just watch them bully her.”
“How big is the impact of the 1980s campus? Today, many influencers with millions of fans say they still can’t get over it! This pain will not disappear because of someone else’s fault. Suffering will always be suffering.”
“If anyone dares to touch my child, I will kill him. If falv can’t give me justice, I don’t care who you are. I will use the same method to seek justice for my child!!!”
“…”
The crowd is furious!
The popularity of the 1980s topic is still rising.
Yu Huanshui searches for Li Hongbin.
The reporting video directly exceeded 500,000 likes.
Click into the comments section.
@Nan** Province Education Bureau
@Kyoto Daily
@Kyoto People’s Network
@Kyoto Education Bureau
@Kyoto…
A familiar id.
Don’t mention it, these bastards are always laughing and joking, but they are still very powerful at critical moments.
Yu Huanshui said with a smile: “Boss, this can be considered as accumulating merit, right?”
Lin Feng: “The battle has just begun, it’s too early to think about these things now.”
Yu Huanshui was stunned.
What do you mean?
Is there anything else going on?
Lin Feng yawned and said, “The 1980s were never the most disgusting, and no one cared about them, nor was it the most disgusting thing.
The most disgusting thing is that when the victim finally can’t help but want to resist, everyone will come over and hold his hands down.”
“what?”
“Ah what? Look ahead and concentrate on driving!”
As he spoke, Lin Feng slowly flattened the chair and lay down on it.
“The beautiful child covered her mouth, and there was only fear in her bright eyes!
If kindness and justice are wrong, then what should we teach our children?
okay,
I’ll take a nap first, call me when you get home!”
“Good boss!”
Yu Huanshui nodded and slowed down the car.
I murmured softly, “If kindness and justice are wrong, then what should we teach our children?”
. . . . . . .
arrive home.
Lin Feng continued to catch up on his sleep and woke up at around seven o’clock.
As soon as I open my eyes,
I saw Yu Huanshui walking back and forth beside my bed with an anxious look on his face.
“Mr. Shui, what are you doing?”
“Oh, boss, you’ve finally woken up. Something big has happened!” Yu Huanshui looked anxious.
Lin Feng: “What’s wrong?”
Yu Huanshui ran over with his phone in hand: “Hurry up and take a look, Li Hongbin’s video is gone again!”
Lin Feng glanced at it casually and said, “It’s gone, so what are you panicking about?”
Seeing Lin Feng so calm, Yu Huanshui thought to himself, as expected.
The boss must have guessed this would happen, which is why he said the battle had just begun.
“What should I do, boss? What should I do next?”
Lin Feng calmly got off the bed and poured a glass of water. He drank it slowly and said, “Do nothing.”
what?
Do nothing?
Yu Huanshui was confused.
Lin Feng ignored him and picked up his phone to send a message to Li Hongbin.
Yu Huanshui just happened to glance at eight words: Keep your troops still and wait for my news.
“Boss, what are you going to do?”
“I won’t say anything, and I won’t do anything.”
what?
Yu Huanshui became more and more confused.
Lin Feng glanced at him, smiled and said, “Don’t worry, Mr. Shui, just wait!”
“What are you waiting for?”
Lin Feng: “Public opinion is fermenting!”
. . . . . .
eight pm.
Raymond Lam started the show on time.
[V-year member Xiao He flows into the live broadcast room]
[V-year member Xiaowan enters the live broadcast room]
[V-year member strangers enter the live broadcast room]
【. . . . . 】
Five minutes into the broadcast, the number of viewers exceeded 5.
At this time, the barrage was all about Campus 80s and the deletion of Li Hongbin’s video.
In response, Raymond Lam just made a ‘hush’ gesture.
The brothers immediately understood.
No more swiping the screen.
“Don’t worry, brothers. Everything is under control. When the time comes, I will give you a satisfactory answer.”
Raymond Lam spoke in a very subtle way, and was met with overwhelming praise from his brothers.
“Trust the military advisor!”
“The military advisor never lets me down.”
“The military advisor will not go to the battlefield, and the one who goes to the battlefield must be the joker king (dog head).”
You fuck,
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
What follows is the most classic “National College Entrance Examination – Boyfriend and Girlfriend Admissions Examination”!
Directly pushed the popularity of the live broadcast room to 8+
Raymond Lam strikes while the iron is hot:
“For candidates whose test scores were not very ideal, we will conduct random live broadcasts next. The number of places is limited. Are you ready?
I said three, two, one.
Brother Shui started the live broadcast.
Brothers, let’s compete with each other in hand speed!”
For a moment, the brothers were eager to try.
three,
two,
One,
Start.
Ding~
“Hello, Military Advisor!”
It’s a girl.
Raymond Lam: “Congratulations to this sister for getting the first special counseling opportunity tonight.
Come,
younger sister,
Excuse me, my ex added me on WeChat and asked me how I’m doing recently?
How should we respond and answer this question? “
The girl thought for a moment and said, “Are you hiding from your debts? What’s the matter?”
pretty! !
Correct answer!!
Just tell him that you are having a hard time lately and are short of money.
If this happens, he will be scared and run away, for fear that you will lend him money!
Raymond Lam excitedly said to the camera: “Congratulations to this student for being the first guest to answer correctly tonight, and he will be rewarded with a box of Yili Pure Beef and Horse!!”
A sentimental etiquette lady!
Then we saw Yu Huanshui holding a box of ‘Yili Pure Beef’ and walking in front of the camera in a very charming way.
. . . . .
On the barrage.
“My Yili is pure beef, hahahaha (laughing to death).”
“Who the hell changed ‘奶’ to ‘马’? I laughed my ass off, hahaha.”
“These two are so funny, hahaha.”
“Don’t drink too much, sister! This stuff will foam up when you drink too much (grin).”
puff~
Hahahahaha.
“Sister, send me your address privately in the background, and I will have Brother Shui mail it to you tomorrow.”
Come!
Next one, please!
Ding~
“Hello, Military Advisor!” Another little sister.
Raymond Lam: “Excuse me, should we keep our eyes open or closed when kissing?”
Girl: “Kiss a boy or a girl?”
? ?
You fucking…
“Of course it’s a boy!!”
Girl: “Hehe, then I’ll close my eyes.”
Lin Feng slammed the table and said, “Wrong! The correct answer is to open your eyes. Do you know why?”
Girl: “Why?”
Lin Feng: “Because you have to keep an eye on his hands and not let him put his hands where they shouldn’t be!!”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Kiss a boy or a girl, hahahaha, I’m laughing so hard!”
“Why does a kiss stare at the hand? I don’t understand (dog head).”
“Because… it can be compared to holding the bowl when eating (sunglasses).”
“Oh my god (covering my face).”
Hahahaha, that’s the truth.
. . . . . .
Come,
Next person.
Ding~
“Hello, military advisor.”
It’s a boy.
Lin Feng: “Excuse me…”
Boy: “Brother, stop asking, I have a question.”
Lin Feng: “You say.”
Boy: “Brother, I sent you a private message, urgent, help!”
Lin Feng clicked on the private message in the background.
That was a screenshot of a WeChat chat.
Verification message: “Ancestor, please agree!”
Now that you’ve added your bangs, you can start chatting.
Boy: Who are you?
Air bangs: I am your girlfriend’s military advisor.
Brother, I beg you.
Could you please stop posting those difficult questions that will lead to you getting killed?
I am the one analyzing and answering those questions.
You two are almost killing me of all my brain cells.
Stop making things difficult for the military advisor, okay?
When I saw this screenshot, I just laughed dryly at Lin Feng.
“No buddy, how do you chat with the other party? Look how difficult it is for the child.”
Boy: “No, brother, I learned those words from your live broadcast room, you have to be responsible for me!”
fart!
Lin Feng: “I am an emotional strategist, I only do analysis, I never teach people how to pursue girls, okay.
You listened to those bastards on the public screen giving you random advice, and then you want me to take the blame if you mess up, right?”
Boy: “Brother, I’m wrong, please help me.”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Who are you calling a dog (dog head)?”
“I am a fire sign military strategist. My main goal is to not talk about myself but my best friends do (omitted).”
“What a coincidence, the Wind Elephant Military Advisor is online, and we just got matched up as a couple, who’s coming (sunglasses)?”
“Looking at the avatar, it’s the womb. It’s either Aquaman or the Widow King (grin).”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Raymond Lam: “Not helping others fall in love is my principle and bottom line.
but,
The opposing military advisor is a bit interesting.
Push me to her, and I will fight her.”
What the hell!
Military advisor versus military advisor!
Wonderful brothers.
“Personal Business Card (Fengxian)”
Boy: This is my military advisor, you guys chat.
ding dong~
Now you have added Fengxian and can start chatting.
Air bangs: Hello!
Raymond Lam: Hello!
Air bangs: Are you a virgin?
Raymond Lam: First!
Air bangs: Where to go on a date on the weekend?
Raymond Lam: The zoo.
Air bangs: What can you date then?
Raymond Lam: Watching the Swans
Air bangs: Then you are a toad (sunglasses).
Raymond Lam: Then you are the White Swan (dog head).
Air bangs: Nice to meet you, I’m Wolong AKA the top-notch scumbag girl in the southwest (bow).
Raymond Lam: Nice to meet you, I’m Fengchu AKA the most affectionate in East China (handshake).
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Wolong AKA the top-matching scumbag in the southwest” versus “Fengchu AKA the most affectionate in the east”
“Our military advisor: Fire a test shot first.
Female military advisor: Nuclear bombs! Prepare two! “
“Hahahahaha I laughed so hard that I vomited.”
“It must be said, these two are terribly strong!”
“Really, every sentence is like a joke and a test (Niu Pi).”
“A duel between masters, every move is deadly!”
“I’m old now, and I just like watching these young people messing around (with dog heads).”
“Really, it has aroused the old lady’s love brain again.”
“The one with the hook is still a little stunned (sunglasses).”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Air bangs: quite a big tone.
Raymond Lam: I wouldn’t dare, after all I brush my teeth every morning and evening (sunglasses).
Air bangs: How about a competition?
Raymond Lam: Okay!
Air bangs: Do you want to play with eggs?
Raymond Lam: Deduct 1 and I’ll kiss you.
Air bangs: 1
Raymond Lam: This is my game ID (dog head)
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Hahaha, the military advisor is defeated.”
“Complete victory! (Dog head)”
“The military advisor won, but also lost (the sunglasses).”
“How to say?”
“Won the battle, lost the love (raised eyebrow).”
Clicked.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Air bangs: You misunderstood, 1 means received (smile).
Ha ha,
Talk back.
Raymond Lam: Actually I Like You (Refill)
Air bangs: I don’t like you (spreading hands)
Raymond Lam: It doesn’t matter, I just lost the big dare
Air bangs: I know, so what I just wanted to say is that I don’t like myself, but I love you (Rose)
Raymond Lam: The loser needs to confess his love to the one he loves the most.
Air bangs: . . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Hahahaha, our military advisor wins again in the second round.”
“Wa Qu, is this the true strength of Principal Lin (Shocked)!!”
“Although the opponent’s military advisor lost, it was already pulling to the limit (Bull).”
“Really, my cerebellum is atrophying just watching them type (covering my face).”
“Every sentence is a trap. If it were me, I would have been walked like a dog (grin).”
“Cold knowledge: The military advisors of both sides seemed relaxed, but in fact they had cursed their mothers countless times in the process (dog head).”
puff~
Hahahahaha.
(End of this chapter)