I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 273 How can I pretend to be a gigolo?
Chapter 273 How can I pretend to be a gigolo?
“@Military Advisor, I broke up. I’m so sad. Can you comfort me?”
A highly praised comment flashed across the public screen.
Lin Feng took a sip of water and said, “Brother, if comfort is useful, I can comfort you all night.
But you and I both know it’s useless.
If you want to cry, just cry out loud.
Who says men can’t cry?
When I fucking broke up, I cried my heart out and couldn’t sleep all night.
Brother Shui, can you do it?”
Yu Huanshui nodded: “I can do that, too.”
Lin Feng slapped the table and said, “Look, brother.
So it’s normal for you to feel uncomfortable.
The fact that you feel bad means you are serious about her.
As long as you treat her seriously in a relationship, brother, you will be upright and decent.
It shows that you are a sincere and warm person, and you are a kind and wonderful person.
What’s wrong with breaking up?
Who hasn’t been broken up?
As long as I give my all and love without reservation, I shouldn’t be the one with regrets.
When it’s time to leave, do it with grace and without looking back.
Although I may still miss you and think about you in my heart, I will never bother you again in this life, and I will never waste my time on you again. “
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“As long as you give your all and leave nothing unturned when loving, then I shouldn’t be the one to regret.. Military Advisor’s words saved my life (crying to death).”
“When it’s time to love, you are unreserved; when it’s time to leave, you leave with grace and without looking back. It’s amazing (thumbs up)!”
“I have been unable to get over the breakup for half a year, but the words from the military advisor, ‘Brother, you are upright and honest, you are decent and generous,’ have made me completely relieved (grateful).”
“I am a sincere and warm person. I am a kind and wonderful person…”
“Why did I cry when I heard this?”
“Me too (crying to death).”
. . . . . . .
“@军师, if you had started live streaming earlier, I could have saved myself many years of detours.”
Lin Feng smiled and said: “Brother, remember, there must be an experience in life that you have to go through on your own.
When you are filled with pain and loneliness,
Only then will you realize something called growth.
And the process of something that can make you grow must be painful.
Because no one wants to change spontaneously unless they are influenced by external factors and forced to do so.
So brothers, whether in love, life or work, if you feel painful, unhappy and lonely for a long time.
Then congratulations, it means you are growing.
You remember,
if….
Depend on,
I just can’t write any more.
I’m not saying, brother,
It’s not too late for me to broadcast live!
I’ve been live streaming for five fucking years.
I just came before you today.
You asked me why I didn’t broadcast it earlier?
I also want to ask why you didn’t find me earlier,
Do you know how I have been spending the past five years?
ah? ! “
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
puff~
“This sudden turn of events made me laugh so hard, hahahaha.”
“No, I’m just so touched that I’m being manipulated by this (covering my face and laughing).”
“Hahahaha I am laughing so hard, this anchor is so funny.”
“My tears are f**king coming out, I don’t know if it’s because I’m moved or because I’m laughing (grin).”
“What a treasure boy, with super high emotional intelligence, rich connotation, true values, good looks and a sense of humor. I am a fan (pen refill).”
. . . . . .
Lin Feng said seriously: “No kidding, brothers, I’m saying the same thing to myself.
Without the setbacks and lows of the past few years, I might not be qualified to sit in front of you and teach you like I am today.
Life requires accumulation. If I hadn’t experienced the pain of growth, I wouldn’t be able to say these words.
Every encounter is the best arrangement.
There is nothing to regret.
Thank you, everyone. “
okay,
Next person.
Ding~
“Hello, military advisor.”
It’s a boy.
Lin Feng: “Come on buddy, tell me about your situation.”
Boy: “I’m asking about relationship issues. My girlfriend and I have known each other for two years, and the core problem between us is the age gap. She is much older than me.”
Raymond Lam: “How much is a lot?”
Boy: “I’m 21, she’s 34.”
Good guy,
13 years older!
Lin Feng smiled: “Brother, you have read a lot of Douyin content.”
? ?
The boy looked confused.
Lin Feng tapped the blackboard and wrote: “Guide to Entrepreneurship for College Students – Rich Women.”
Dude,
You don’t want to go to work for a single day!
Uh. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Entrepreneurship Guidance for College Students – Rich Women”
“What I searched for was really college students starting their own businesses (grin).”
“You have found some useful information, so you can just be happy (dog head).”
Hahahaha.
“It should be said that this is the authentic college student entrepreneurship (sunglasses).”
“Small investment, big return, this is pure hard work.”
“The 18-year-old me scoffed at it, the 28-year-old me analyzed it verbatim (sunglasses).”
“38-year-old dog head.”
“At 58, I am powerless (crying to death).”
“Oh my goodness, that’s enough!”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: “No, I’m not a military advisor. I haven’t graduated yet.”
Lin Feng: “You’ve already found a job before you even graduated. You really got some useful information!”
The boy smiled and said, “She is indeed quite qualified. She works in the government and is a leader.”
Lin Feng smacked his lips and said, “See, brothers, you are smiling with spring in your eyes. You are 13 years older and you are still a leader. You eat really well.
Compared with your classmates, you started from a much higher level.
Back then, Qi Tongwei knelt down and became the Public Security Bureau Chief.
“Brother, what do you want to be when you kneel down there?”
Uh. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Kneeling down in shock, entering the game with one’s body, one wins half a step against heaven (dog head).”
“Is this the entrepreneurial guidance for college students in the new era (sunglasses)?”
Hahahaha.
“This kneeling makes me jump 4 levels. If it were me, I would kneel too (covering my face).”
“So this is a movie about how to guide college students to start their own business? (grin)”
“Marry Chen Yang: Director Qi
Marry Liang Lu: Qi Ting
Marry Zhong Xiaoai: In the name of Tongwei (raised eyebrows). “Summary: Kneeling down is worse than hitting the bell (dog head). “
No,
Is this… a proper clock?
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: “Our family is actually a relatively ordinary family, and their family is indeed well-off. In their third-tier city, it is considered top-class.”
Lin Feng: “Fuck! This is a local tyrant.
Dude,
You’re going to turn over.
From now on, you must observe the virtues of a man.
Delete all the women in your phone.
What about female classmates and female teachers? Delete them all.”
Boy: “Brother, that’s not the case.”
Lin Feng said angrily: “You have no experience, I tell you, you have married into a rich family, you just need to keep your male virtues.
I won’t have to worry about food and drink in this life.
As for children, have more to carry on the family line.
Don’t worry about what surname to use, just let the child take her family name.
As for you, you can just do some accounting, housework and apply a facial mask in your mansion.
Mop the floor clean and do some medical beauty treatments when you have nothing to do.
Dodo face, do Pilates.
What is the most important thing, buddy, remember, don’t have affairs outside, a man’s chastity is his best dowry.”
Uh. .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
“Manly virtue is perfect (dog head).”
“Male De Male De Wai Rui Gude (Sunglasses).”
Hahahaha.
“A man’s chastity is his best dowry… Oh my god, I am dying of laughter, hahahaha.”
“It’s so funny to see the military advisor talking nonsense in a serious manner, hahaha.”
“Today’s theme is ‘Satire’.”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: “Originally there was no problem, but her situation was a bit complicated, she was divorced.”
Lin Feng rolled his eyes and said, “How can you get away with it if you don’t get divorced? What are you thinking? The rich lady is already top-notch, why did you pick her?”
Boy: “But I understand that her ex-husband’s family might be better off.”
Fuck you.
Lin Feng was so angry that he slammed the table and said, “Brother, we have to be kind. If you want her, you can’t want her ex-husband. People can’t be like this.”
Uh. .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“If you want her, you can’t want her ex-husband”
“You can’t predict every word the military advisor says (dog head).”
Hahahaha.
“When the military advisor heard this kind of story, he started to talk nonstop without giving the other person a chance to finish speaking (laughing to death).”
“My gossipy heart is burning (haha).”
“His eyes are rolling around. This is the joy he deserves for staying up late to live stream (sunglasses).”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: “It’s not that kind of military advisor, it’s just this thing. I feel pressured. You said her ex-husband is so outstanding, it’s hard for me to just lie down and rely on her.”
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: “That’s why I said you have no experience. What are you comparing with her ex-husband?
Let me tell you, the most taboo thing about marrying into a wealthy family is competing for favor and being jealous.
You have to be gentle, sensible and considerate, and pay emotional value. You can’t fight or compete, okay?
No matter how outstanding her ex-husband was, she still left him.
Next, all you have to do is uphold the moral virtues of a man and marry into a wealthy family with your chastity, and you will be the husband of the first wife.
Got it? “
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“The husband of the principal wife must be very tolerant (dog head).”
“Cixi is vying for favor, isn’t she? (dying of laughter).”
“Young man, you have to believe that you are much more capable than her ex-husband (sunglasses).”
“I couldn’t sleep because of laughing, big brother (crying to death).”
Hahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: “Actually, since last year, I’ve been thinking that I might want to start a business and make some money, so that I can be more mature with her.”
I’m cocky!
Lin Feng curled his lips and said: “If I’m not a buddy, how can I pretend to be you if I’m a gigolo?
What is this thing called material conditions are ripe?
To put it bluntly, with her conditions, it would only take a few minutes for her to find a rich and well-matched man.
Why looking for you?
Do they see potential in you?
fart!
They are all top-level, and they just want you because you are young and energetic.
Let me tell you,
Don’t be poisoned by those novels about losers’ counterattacks.
I’m just a gigolo, what’s there to not admit?
Doesn’t soft rice taste delicious? Why do you have to force it?
Let me say something even more unpleasant.
To put it bluntly, what you two are doing is an exchange of value.
Where is the love?
It’s just that you are attracted by her money and she is attracted by your youth.
To each his own.
What’s there to pretend?
If you really succeed in starting your own business, and your annual salary is several million or even tens of millions, let’s be honest, would you be interested in others?
She is 13 years older than you, a divorced single mother with a child. She doesn’t have the financial resources and doesn’t drive a nice car. How could you be attracted to her?
Let’s be honest, if she greets you on the street, you’d be annoyed by her.
What’s wrong, auntie?
Auntie, I have classes in the afternoon.
Auntie, let’s stop chatting.
You are still pretending to be like this with me.”
The boy was silent for a while and then said, “Actually, when I first saw her, to be honest, she does look better in shape.”
Raymond Lam: “Why is it so well maintained? Isn’t it just made with money?
Even if she takes good care of herself, she is still 34 years old. How can she compare with those or -year-old female college students in your school?
In the final analysis, you are just a gigolo and you want to pretend to be a pure lover, you are nothing.”
. . . . . .
Barrage Mountain.
“The pretty boy would never admit it (dog head).”
“I want to eat standing up (sunglasses).”
“Rich lady sister: Reverse Tian Gang.”
Hahahaha.
“The military advisor is so disappointed in me!”
“If you are being protected, don’t talk about personal independence.”
Clicked.
(End of this chapter)