On the barrage.

“Take the battery back, remove the two wheels, and leave the frame for others to grab the bamboo shoots (laughing to death).”

“When my ex-husband and I were divorcing, he made a list and included every goldfish we once kept (grin).”

“Taurus man, my ex is like this, he’s going back hahaha.”

“No kidding, it’s a gold bull.”

“Shrimp head man, ugh~”

. . . . . . .

Lin Feng said to the public screen angrily: “You bunch of bastards, who are you calling a shrimp head man?
I didn’t ask her to pay back the money, nor did I ask her to pay back the food and daily necessities.
What’s wrong with me wanting my little donkey back?
It’s okay that you rode the person away, but you still miss my little donkey?

Want to ride everything?

“You are a little addicted dog, you fucking Teddy!”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“I Want to Ride Everything” “You Fucking Teddy”

“It could also be a husky.”

Hahahaha.

“I went to a friend’s house before, and that Teddy rushed towards my legs. Since then, I have never dared to go to his house (grin).”

“Little dog but big addiction haha.”

“When I see Teddy, I kick him in the head.”

“Haha, really, my friend has one too. One time it wanted to ride on my arm, it was ready, but I pinched its bell hard when it wasn’t paying attention, and it screamed in pain. Since then it has never done this in front of me again (sunglasses).”

“You are worse than a dog.”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Lin Feng: “Brother, it’s up to you whether Little Donkey wants to come back or not, but having said that, you asked the wrong person in the beginning.”

? ?
The boys didn’t understand what it meant.

Lin Feng: “You are not from Shaoxing, and that brother is from Hangzhou, they are both from Zhejiang, so you can just go and ask him directly.

Brother, you are from Hangzhou, so it will be easy for you to find me.

If you show your qualities, all the girls will throw themselves at you, right?

I’m different. I’m from Shaoxing, and I live in a self-built house in the countryside. It’s hard for me to find a place to stay.

And I’m older than you, I’m 30.

Can you please give way to your brother?
Anyway, they are all from Zhejiang, so we say there are many Zhejiang businessmen, right?

A businessman is someone with whom everything can be discussed.

So you should discuss it with that guy. If he agrees, he will give it to you.

You didn’t even consult your brothers, you are too arbitrary.”

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Hahaha, it turns out that businessmen are people with whom everything can be discussed (laughing to death).”

“Boy: No, I want to save face (grin).”

Hahahaha.

. . . . .

Boy: “But from the guy’s accent, he doesn’t sound like he’s from Zhejiang. He sounds more like he’s from Henan.”

Lin Feng: “New Hangzhou people, then there is nothing to talk about, what happened next?”

Boy: “Then I left, but when I came back that night I couldn’t sleep, I tossed and turned.”

Lin Feng: “How can I fall asleep? As soon as I close my eyes, all I can think of is my girlfriend lying in another boy’s arms. Oh, you are so bad. You definitely can’t fall asleep with this.”

Uh. .

Boy: “Then I went out to get drunk, and on the way back I fell down, lying on the side of the road vomiting all over the place, and in the end it was my brother-in-law who came and pulled me home.”

Vomited on the roadside?
Good guy!
Lin Feng: “Sanitation workers at four or five in the morning: Wake up, hunting time!”

Boy: . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

《Sanitation Workers: Wake up, it’s hunting time! 》

“Hahahaha you are a werewolf (dog head).”

“I was originally quite sympathetic to this guy, but after hearing what the military advisor said, I suddenly felt that the sanitation workers were more pitiful (sunglasses).”

“Hahaha, hunting time, who understands my sense of humor (covering face).”

“This makes the situation even worse for the cleaning lady who is already in poor health (woohoo).”

You,

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Boy: “Then I went to see her again the next day.

Because my ex-girlfriend has a bad habit, that is, she doesn’t hide her keys, she always puts them on the door frame,
I knew she had this habit, so I opened the door and went in.

Then I saw two people, one in pajamas and the other in shorts, lying on the bed. “

Lin Feng said with a look of regret: “Oh, buddy, you went in late, you should have gone in earlier…”

? ?
Cough,

Lin Feng: “I mean, you opened the door by yourself, aren’t you afraid that people will call the police?”

Boy: “Then I transferred the money for renting the house.”

Lin Feng looked disdainful and said, “Dude, you are ignorant of the law, right? You paid a good amount for the rent, but the rental contract was signed by her and the landlord. You are in a debt relationship at most. If the girl really sues you for trespassing, Uncle Hat can still arrest you!”

The boy laughed and said, “It doesn’t matter. She doesn’t dare to call the police. She is very timid.”

Lin Feng: “Girl, you are timid, but what if the guy from Henan is brave, what will he do to you?”

Boy: “After I went in, the Henan guy didn’t dare to move. I asked him if you two had sex? He said no, and it was past three o’clock when he came back to pack up.”

What the hell!

One of you really dares to ask, and the other really dares to answer.

What kind of gods and weird things are these!

Lin Feng was amused and laughed out loud.

“Dude, tell me the truth, if you go in and see the shorts that the Henan guy is wearing, do you feel inferior after seeing them?
Let’s just say, if you don’t see some things, forget about them. Once you see them, you will let them go.”

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Some things you put down after you see them (dog head).”

“Hahaha Military Advisor, are you a devil? (dying of laughter).”

Boy: I didn’t see it, he didn’t, you are talking nonsense, ah wuwuwu.

Oh shit,

It hurts my self-esteem.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “It’s just a joke buddy, don’t be sad.”

“I..I’m not sad, and I didn’t see his underwear. He was naked and covered his whole body at that time.”

Lin Feng: “Okay, okay, you didn’t see it, you don’t know, then, continue talking.”

Boy: “Then my ex-girlfriend pushed me out. She told me not to tell that guy about me and her because he had met her parents.
I said that our three years of relationship is not as good as others’ one week. I said you are really awesome.

Then she looked at me with a sneer and stopped talking.

military adviser,

What do you think she meant?”

Lin Feng smiled and shook his head and said, “Brother, why don’t you go in and take a look at that brother’s underwear.”

? ?
Raymond Lam: “Don’t you understand yet, bro?

Your three years are not as good as someone else’s one week.
Have you ever thought that what defeats you here may not be love, but the excellence of others?”

Uh. .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“It’s not necessarily feelings that defeat you” “There are others who excel”

“Circle: The extraordinary (dog’s head).”

Hahahaha. “In high school, I did aerobic cardio and in college, I did anaerobic exercise. Basically, I could do it for 40 to 60 minutes. I’m not kidding (dog head).”

“Holy crap! Really? (Shocked).”

“Really, I have a friend who spends at least 50 minutes, 49 minutes chatting (sunglasses).”

what,
This,
Fuck you.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “Okay buddy, I won’t tease you anymore, just tell me your problem.”

Boy: “Military Advisor, please listen to me first. There is more to the story.”

Fuck you.

Lin Feng: “Okay, okay, okay, go ahead and say it, but you can only say it, don’t fucking cry, a night of crazy men and women crying makes my head hurt.”

“Don’t worry, Military Advisor. I promise I won’t cry.”

Lin Feng: “Okay, go ahead.”

Boy: “I thought it was over, there was nothing to worry about, so I went back.

About half a month later,
I suddenly felt a little reluctant.

I know I’m a bit mean, and now she’s doing a live broadcast. One night I was a bit depressed and couldn’t sleep.
I used my secondary account to enter her live broadcast room.

I don’t know what I was thinking, but I gave her some gifts.
Then there was a mirror next to her, and I saw a man coming in the mirror,

Then I gave her some gifts and told her to ask the man to come out.

Then she called the man out.

You know what? The military advisor has been replaced by another person. Fuck him, it’s really outrageous. “

Lin Feng laughed and said, “Can anyone be more outrageous than you? She won’t follow you even if she changes to someone else, and you’re still giving her gifts. Aren’t you a cheapskate?”

Boy: “Brother, I feel a little sad when you say that.”

Lin Feng: “Don’t be sad yet. If you really want to be sad, Brother Henan will be ahead of you.”

Uh. .

Raymond Lam: “Why don’t you watch it more? She and her new boyfriend can go to Haidilao for a meal after the show ends.

Should I say or not,

No one can match me in the field of “unjust species”.

In front of you, there is a guy from Henan riding your donkey with your ex-girlfriend.

Later, your new boyfriend used the money you spent and took your ex-girlfriend to eat at Haidilao.

Dude,

How about we discuss it?

Send me your ex-girlfriend’s WeChat and I’ll help you dump her current boyfriend and I’ll be her new boyfriend.

If you swipe more, I can let your ex-girlfriend use your money to buy me a car.”

“That’s too much, brother.”

The man looked hopeless.

Raymond Lam: “Is it excessive? I don’t think it’s excessive at all.

Think about it, they are in the passionate love period now.
You give some small gifts, and then they go off the air late at night and hold hands to eat at Haidilao, and that must have been spent by you.

So I say that some people’s love is really great.
Even if you break up, I will still be there for you silently.

You can do this, buddy.

What if one day you stop giving them gifts, they won’t have that much money to spend?

So, you can’t stop, for love, you have to brush more,
She might buy her boyfriend a pair of headphones after eating at Haidilao.

Isn’t that pretty good?

You can do it, bro.”

Boy: “Wow, brother, stop talking. It’s too sad. Actually, from the beginning when we talked, our status was not equal.
I was the one who gave all the time. After three years of dating, she only bought me a pair of shoes, a dress, and a pair of pants. “

Lin Feng rolled his eyes in annoyance: “When you were dating her, she was a college student and hadn’t graduated yet.
I rely on my family for my living expenses.

Besides, girls may not eat, but they need to buy some cosmetics.

Then how can I still have money to buy you a gift?”

Boy: “Yes, yes, you are right, brother, but sometimes I can figure it out, and sometimes I can’t.”

Lin Feng: “I told you, if you can’t figure it out, just give more gifts and continue to watch the live broadcast room.

You think you are very affectionate, but do you know what you mean to a girl?

You are a pervert.

Big pervert.”

Uh. .

Lin Feng: “When he was with the Henan guy, you pushed the door open with your key and walked in, and even asked him face to face whether he had sex?

Is it useful to ask if it works?

Don’t you feel inferior when you see the underwear of the brother from Henan?
How dare you ask that?

Don’t you know what the look and sneer I gave you mean?

Now I have a new one, and you still use a fake account to spy on other people’s live broadcast rooms every day.
Worried that people don’t have money to eat hot pot, they still give them gifts.

The girl thought to herself, could it be that my ex-husband thinks he is okay again?
Don’t you know whether you can do it or not?

Let’s be honest, you are now at the age where you need to eat two wolfberries before drinking water.

What do you want to do?

Do you want to make peace with me and be sisters? “

“Ahh!! Stop scolding me, stop scolding me, I can’t take it anymore, I’m running away!”

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“Hahahaha, another one ran away (dying of laughter).”

“Want to be my sister? (grin) Damn, you’re swearing so filthy.”

Hahahaha.

“What’s wrong with 30? I’m 30 too, and my girlfriend is 20. I want it, but she doesn’t want it.”

“Dude, don’t be so cocky, you’re just one step ahead (dog head).”

“That’s right, when she turns 30, it will be you who should hide (covers mouth).”

“It turns out that it’s better for women to be older than men (sunglasses).”

“The corners of his mouth froze for a moment…”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Hang up the mic,
Raymond Lam said to the live studio:
“Brothers,

It’s done, it’s done.
No regrets,
It’s just a habit that we can’t live without.
Breaking up proves that you really don’t love each other.

Or that person is not quite right.

Bros,
We must learn to raise our glasses and say to that person openly when we break up:
The first glass of wine, I toast to you!

Thank you for appearing in my life and for the joy you have brought me.

The second cup, I toast to you too!

I wish you a bright future, an open-minded life, wine and meat, and someone who loves you.

The third cup, I toast to you!

Goodbye to the years and fate we once spent together. If we can get wet in the snow together one day, we will grow old together in this life.

After these three glasses of wine, we didn’t mention love at all.

I hope someone will treat you as before, love you deeply, and never let down by your love.

I toast you three glasses of wine, wishing you to have poetry and dreams, a broad and distant future, and a bright future from now on.

I’ll drink this time, you can do whatever you want! “

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“We’re done, no regrets, it’s just a habit… Damn, that’s a really good point.”

“I toast you three glasses of wine, and I will never mention love again… The military advisor is really talented. I almost cried after listening to him. He spoke so well.”

“The military advisor really healed many people (pen refills).”

“It’s not easy to drink these three glasses of wine!”

“I’ll drink it, you can do whatever you want. After drinking these three cups, we will be strangers from now on (crying to death).”

“Well said. It’s almost the middle of July. These three cups are perfect for sending off your ex (dog head).”

What the hell!

You,

Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)