Chapter 132: Long talk, why is my knee swollen?
“Brother,

You remember,
No one is a fool.

Since the girl has chosen you, it means there must be something shining about you that attracts her.

Stop selling anxiety to yourself.

If you really think you are not that good, then work harder and be nicer to others.

Think about it from another perspective: you should regard your current blind date experience as a test for you. If you pass the test, God will send such a good girl to you.

If you don’t cherish this,

Then you deserve to be single for the rest of your life.

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“I seriously doubt that this guy came here to show off.”

“It’s old Versailles.”

“Is this dog running here to spread food?”

“Who urinates a lot? Please help me wake him up. Except for those with diabetes, they cannot be allowed to have a taste of sweetness. Those with yellow urine should follow. Show them some color. Those with stones, please stand forward and give them a good beating.”

“Does my foam not meet the standards?”

“Don’t worry, I have high uric acid, I can kill him with it.”

“People with high uric acid levels should stand at the back. I have diarrhea recently and I sprayed it all over his face.”

What the hell!

So cruel.

Hahahahahaha.

. . . . .

Lin Feng: “Brother, I have said everything I need to say. If you continue to talk nonsense, the brothers will be broken.
okay,

Take action now.

If you keep on procrastinating, I will kick you out!”

“Oh. Thank you, Military Advisor. I understand.”

Hang up the mic,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room.

“This guy didn’t come here to show off, he just didn’t have the confidence to be in love, so he sold anxiety to himself.

It’s actually very easy to solve.

From now on, if someone gives me a date, I will give them a peach; if someone gives me an orange, I will give them a banana.
Wouldn’t the sweetness of the relationship increase, and you wouldn’t feel insecure anymore.

To put it bluntly, love means that I am good to you and you are good to me. If I treat you well and you treat me even better, both of us will feel confident.

Don’t say that you still love me just because I say I don’t love you. You must feel guilty inside and you will think what the other person wants from you?

Maybe there is nothing to it.

I just think you are a nice, honest and quiet person.

If you want to feel at ease, you have to do it and make sacrifices. “

okay,

That’s all for this wheat.

Next one.

Ding~
“Hello, Military Advisor!”

It’s a girl.

Raymond Lam: “Hello, are you having any emotional problems?”

“Military Advisor, I am 31 years old this year, but I look only in my 20s.”

Raymond Lam: “Baby face?”

“No, because I have two jobs. The first job is a doctor of some kind of beauty, so I have spent a lot of money on my face over the years. The second job is a hair stylist.”

Lin Feng: “I understand, what about the other party?”

“He’s 31, like me.”

Raymond Lam: “Does anyone here have a history of marriage?”

“I didn’t, and he… probably didn’t either.”

Lin Feng raised his eyebrows: “What do you mean by should? How long have you been together? How did you meet?”

“We have known each other for half a year. We met on Douyin.”

Lin Feng: “Tell me where Douyin is?”

The girl paused and said, “I posted a video and he commented on it, then sent me a private message in the background.”

Douyin private message?

Lin Feng smiled.

“You guys have turned a good life sharing platform into an online dating agency.”

Well. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“I didn’t take the initiative to send private messages to anyone to get their WeChat, which beat 99% of the netizens.”

“I am a marginal anchor, I never read private messages (laughing and crying), I act on stage and behave like a human being off stage.”

“What the hell are you talking about? I watched all your videos (angry).”

“I want to help you refute him, but I can’t find any evidence (crying to death).” “I believed it too. This is a scam (dog head).”

“Come on, clean the frosted glass in the toilet.”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Girl: “In fact, I have been working on my career for the past six months and have not had any contact with boys. But after chatting with him, I found that his values, outlook on life, and cognitive dimension are quite high, so we met offline.

I am a very honest person. When we first met, I asked him if he would come to my house and cook for me.
But we didn’t have any real relationship.
Just cooking for him.

Then I also wanted to get to know him better.
But during the meal, I saw from his attitude that he might be after my body.

So later I told him, why don’t we just be a py relationship,
But I thought about it again and felt that it was unnecessary, so I told him that we should just be ordinary friends and there was no need to meet offline again. “

After listening to this, Lin Feng laughed: “Sister, you are not honest at all.”

Knocked on the blackboard.

You are in complete control of the relationship.

You are a
“Advanced angler!”

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“Cook!”

“Stir-fry or stir-fry?”

“It depends on one’s cooking skills.”

“I’m a thief.”

“So, if you love her, give her one meal for three days.”

“No, I just feel like something is weird.”

“I have a question. I have a friend who has the habit of taking it out of the pot as soon as he puts it in. Is there any way to solve this problem?”

“Fast food?”

No problem.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

“Military advisor, I…”

The girl wanted to explain, but Lin Feng raised his hand to interrupt her.

“Answer me first, have you cooked yet?”

The girl smiled and said, “No, let’s just have a long chat.”

Raymond Lam: “Yeah, my knees must be swollen after a night of exercise.”

Well. . .

Lin Feng smiled and tapped the blackboard:

“The other party found you through a video private message, which was originally a hunting posture. As a result, smart prey often appears in the form of hunters.

You may appear to be the prey, but you are actually the hunter.

The other party is under your complete control.

For example, coming to my house to cook is sending enough ambiguous signals to the other person.

Why do I say it is an ambiguous signal.

Because home is a very private place, when you invite someone of the opposite sex to your home, you want the other person to feel that there is an opportunity to take advantage of you.

At the same time, you have expressed to the other party that you can have sex during the process of getting along with each other.

After hearing this, the other party immediately had jc in his mind.

Use something to control the big head and the small head at the same time,

At this time, the other party has no more rationality and completely becomes your prey.
As for you later saying forget it, you decided not to be a py anymore.

Most of the time, it’s because the cooking skills of the food lovers are not good.

It’s tasteless when you eat it, but it’s a pity to throw it away.

Summary: When an advanced angler meets a newbie, it’s a bad relationship.

over
Well. . .

. . . .

On the barrage.

what?
“I was listening to you guys talking about cooking, and this is what happened??”

“Hahaha, I only understood it when I heard that my knee was swollen.”

“So naive!”

“Advanced Angler Meets Novice”

“These sisters are really the queens of the sea. After listening to the military advisor’s analysis, I got goosebumps.”

“A newbie can’t flip the spoon, hahaha.”

“Pour oil into the pan before it’s hot!”

“This won’t work, it needs to be changed, come in!”

what?
Hahahahahaha.

PS: (I flew to three cities in two days. I am exhausted. I just woke up. There is more to come. I will try to write 10,000 words today.)
(End of this chapter)