Chapter 131 Mom’s Life KPI
On the barrage.

My mother introduced me to a liar blind date

The military advisor was stunned after hearing this.

“loving mother!”

“Beat your son.”

Hahahaha.

“My mother also introduced me to someone who insisted on taking out a loan to buy me a house before marriage, and then I somehow ended up owning a house and having to pay off the loan.”

“Isn’t that great?”

“What’s good about that? The house is worth 60 yuan, and he borrowed 80 yuan.”

what?
This,
What the hell!

Hahahahaha.

. . . .

Lin Feng: “No buddy, did you pick it up?”

How much hatred does your mother have against you?

Well. . .

Boy: “Maybe because the liar was so good, my mom also cheated me with her, she said this was her best friend’s daughter.”

. . . . .

On the barrage.

“Fuck! It’s exactly the same. My mom introduced me to a girl, but I felt something was not right. I asked her twice, and she firmly told me that she was her classmate’s daughter and was absolutely reliable. Then I was cheated out of 180 million yuan.”

“Acquaintance commits crime (dog head)”

“Mom is an accomplice (laughing and crying)”

“You can’t prevent thieves at home even if you guard against them day and night.”

“It is quite a sensation in the entire scam world.”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Lin Feng: “Indeed, the people most affected by the current marriage scams are often not the parties involved, but their parents.

They take advantage of parents’ obsession with having children to continue the family line to make the scam profitable.

The scariest thing is that your parents are worried that you will find out that she has joined a lot of strange dating groups, or introduce strangers that she doesn’t even know to you, and you will instinctively resist.

So she deliberately said that she knew this person, so you let down your guard and were deceived. “

Boy: “Yes, yes, yes. My mother knelt down and begged me to marry that female liar. It was like she was possessed. She couldn’t sleep for many nights. She felt that if you didn’t marry her, you would be sorry for her.”

Lin Feng smiled and shook his head: “Your mother only wants to complete her own life KPI and doesn’t care about your life or death at all.

Buddy, if it doesn’t work, find a night shift for your mom.”

Well. . .

. . . .

On the barrage.

“A Mom’s Life KPI: Her Son’s Marriage”

“When I was in school, I was not allowed to date, but as soon as I entered society, I was urged to get married. I am convinced.”

“Really? I’m only 22 this year, and my mom is anxious to introduce me to someone so I can get married.”

“Is it possible that the parents are trying to save face because everyone around them, their age, has become a grandparent and they feel embarrassed and are trying to compare themselves with others?”

“Every time they say, ‘Our mission is accomplished.’ I want to know who gave them the mission and why I didn’t receive it.”

“Finally, say ‘This is all for your own good, how could we harm you?'”

“The most powerful PUA in the world is the love that parents have for their children.”

“Nothing wrong.”

Boy: If I don’t get married, my mother won’t be able to sleep at night.

Military Advisor: Find her a night shift.

“If it doesn’t work, let her go to college.”

Hahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “The last part is over, let’s talk about your current part.”

“We have been together for six months now, and the wedding date has been set.”

Lin Feng: “Isn’t that good? Any other questions?”

“I just feel anxious right now because she’s so clingy to me.”

??? Lin Feng: “Dude, do you want to listen to what you are saying?”

“Answer me, do you like her?

“like.”

Lin Feng smiled: “You like her, and she sticks to you, buddy, you have nothing to fart about, nothing to fart about, why do you come to my live studio to exercise?”

“No, I’m a little panicked now. I’m afraid she will lie to me again.”

Lin Feng: “What did she lie to you about?”

“She didn’t cheat on me, I just feel a little insecure. My mind is full of the woman who cheated me before. You know, Military Advisor, that woman cheated me out of more than 100,000 yuan before. Now I haven’t spent much money on this woman.”

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: “Dude, you are traumatized by the woman in front of you.

I feel like I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars but got no love in return, and why is there someone sticking to me even though I didn’t spend any money.

You have a mentality of not being worthy.”

Boy: “Maybe.”

Raymond Lam: “But buddy, you can’t bring your last bad experience into your current relationship. It’s not fair to the girl now.

Also, what does it mean to have never spent any money?

You’ve been with her for six months, and you haven’t even paid for her relationship expenses, right?”

“No, I gave her a cell phone when we first started, but she never used it until we were in a relationship.”

Lin Feng nodded: “Dude, this girl is pretty good. She hasn’t confirmed her relationship with you. She didn’t use the phone you gave her because she wanted to return it to you in case the relationship breaks down.

I started using a new phone only after we talked about it.
This means that they treat the phone as a gift between lovers, so there is nothing wrong with this girl. “

“Yes, yes, yes, there is nothing wrong with her. I just think there is something wrong with me.”

Lin Feng: “What’s your problem?”

“Maybe I’ve never been looked at this way by a girl before, so I’m a little insecure about myself.

I had always given my heart and soul to her before, but she cheated on me. And I didn’t spend much money on this one, but she still stuck with me, so I…”

What do you mean?
Lin Feng: “No, buddy, are you born a dog-licker? You only like the kind of people who cheat you out of your money, and you won’t date a normal person if you meet one?”

Well. . .

. . . .

On the barrage.

“The Holy Body of the Innate Licking Dog”

“Feiyangyang: When I woke up, how come I became the second one?”

“It was only then that Feiyangyang realized the difference between the Holy Son of the Dog Licker and ordinary dogs. A deep sense of loss swept over him, and also swept over every member of the Dog Licker Four.”

“Everyone who sees the two-faced turtle has to call him daddy.”

Hahahaha.

. . . . .

Boy: “I just don’t think I have a very promising future, and I can’t make much money.”

Lin Feng: “Brother, now that we know this person is pretty good, shouldn’t we just work hard after we get married?”

“Besides, he doesn’t ask anything of you right now. Maybe he just likes some shining points in you. Who wouldn’t be happy about this?

No, buddy, tell me, if you don’t act like a bootlicker, you won’t be able to fall in love?”

Well. . .

Raymond Lam: “Brother, let me tell you, there are two kinds of feelings in this world, one is for the rich, and the other is for the poor.

If the rich don’t have time, you can just give them more gold coins to meet their material needs.

If you don’t have money, then you should spend more time and effort to give the other person more emotional value.

Regardless of whether you have money or not, you have to let the other party want something from you. “

. . . . .

On the barrage

“But the reality is that women like to talk about feelings with rich men and talk about money with poor men.”

“You have nothing to talk about with her.”

“Testing Obedience (Dog Head)”

Jiangnan Gangster: “I don’t have a temper, but I am willing to lose my temper for you.”

Exploding Hairy Dog: “Dude, your name doesn’t sound like someone who doesn’t have a temper.”

“Don’t laugh at each other.”

A gangster.
A fried hair.

Hahahahaha.

(End of this chapter)