Live treasure appraisal: You are such an elf!
Chapter 144 A lazy man raises a lazy otter! A permanent solution? What do you want? A small saw croc
Chapter 144 A lazy man raises a lazy otter! Once and for all? What do you want! A small saw crocodile that bites things randomly? (Please
The Pokémon in front of him had gray-brown fur and brown stripes on its back.
The hair was thick and lay flat like a blanket or a rag.
It has a sleepy look, brown eye circles, and a pink, pig-like nose.
Each of its limbs has two small claws, like hooks.
“Lazy Otter… or Lazy Weng, it sounds more natural.”
At first, when Ye Yinchuan heard that it was a lazy otter, he didn’t react.
Because the previous translated name was called Lazy Man.
Sloth is the official name in the Pokémon works later.
In this Pokémon world, there is also the term “Otobot”, which is also its scientific name.
Although the subsequent evolutionary forms of the lazy otter, the hyperactive ape and the leave-taking king, are all in the shape of baboons and gorillas.
But the prototype of the lazy otter is actually the tree otter.
Just by looking at the lazy otter, Ye Yinchuan felt himself becoming lazy and even felt like yawning.
It seems to be saying that the lazy otter is so lazy that just looking at it will stimulate the laziness in your heart…
Not only myself, many comments also expressed similar feelings.
[Do you feel this? Looking at this guy makes me want to sleep and not do anything? ]
[I give up. Is this Pokémon the embodiment of laziness? ]
[Give me one, I have insomnia and can’t keep Jigglypuff, but this one should be ok, right? ]
“Host, please help me identify it. The teachers at school said that my lazy otter has good qualifications and told me to train it with peace of mind. But I don’t have much confidence because it is too lazy.
So I want to ask you to identify it. If the qualifications are good, I will think of a solution. If the qualifications are poor… I may have to give up. “
Hearing the other party say this, Ye Yinchuan was speechless:
“Pokémon training doesn’t just depend on aptitude. And didn’t you learn about it before choosing a Pokémon to raise? The Sloth Otter is very lazy and spends most of its time sleeping.
Since you have chosen to raise them, how can you just give up like that?”
Facing Ye Yinchuan’s questioning.
The other party scratched his head in embarrassment, and was a little shameless:
“I haven’t given up yet. I’m trying to find a solution. The main thing is that I’m attending a Pokémon school, so I have to raise my Pokémon well and pass the exams so that I can continue my studies.
Otherwise I would have to work as a screwdriver in a factory or as a security guard.”
Hearing this, Ye Yinchuan was not very happy:
“Why don’t you look for your own faults when you’re not doing well in training? Are you looking for the faults in Pokémon? You’d better become a security guard. You can save yourself a dozen years of detours.”
[Haha, is the host so sharp-tongued today? ]
[You’re right, he’s a scumbag trainer who abandons his lover after having sex with him…]
“Host, calm down. I’ve learned about the sloth otter. I heard that it is very active and powerful after it evolves, and it is very enthusiastic in training.
I am a lazy person, so I just want to solve the problem once and for all. As long as I can evolve the lazy otter, I won’t have to worry about it anymore. Plus, I think the lazy otter and I have a lot in common, so I like it.
That’s why I chose to raise a lazy otter. Who knew…it was so lazy that even a lazy person like me thought it was too much!”
Ye Yinchuan was also choked with speech.
He just noticed that this guy’s name is Lazy Man.
I originally thought that this name came from the fact that I have a lazy otter.
Now it seems that the name is his code name. This guy is really lazy!
From the picture, you can tell from the dirtiness of the room. A diligent person would not be like this!
“You are so wrong. Your train of thought is so strange. You are so lazy yourself, and you still raise a lazy Pokémon. If nothing else, you definitely haven’t trained it well enough…”
Ye Yinchuan must criticize this.
“I’ll help you check whether there is any problem with this lazy otter’s qualifications, so that you can give up the idea of abandoning it and train it honestly!”
No matter what, the other party has found me through the connection.
As a treasure appraisal host, and also to restore the reputation of this lazy otter, Ye Yinchuan cannot give up.
The treasure appraising eye was activated, and the lazy otter’s panel showed –
[Lazy Pokémon: Lazy Otter]
[Level: Level 10]
[Attribute: General]
[Gender: Male]
[Racial value: D level (280)]
[Individual value: A level (189)]
[Characteristic: Lazy]
[Personality: reserved]
[Evolution Path: Lazy Otter – Hyperactive Ape – King of Leave]
[Skills: Scratch, Yawn, Do it Again, Lazy]
[Status: Slightly depressed]
[Features: None]
After reading the lazy otter panel, Ye Yinchuan said:
“I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear?”
【Doing these? 】
【A whole life?】
The lazy man was stunned for a moment: “Let’s hear the bad news first…”
“You’re a lazy otter. You’re currently around level 10. If you want to evolve, you need to be at least level 18 or higher. In other words, you still have a long way to go.”
Hearing this, the lazy man collapsed:
“No way, ah Se, I’ve been struggling for so long and I’m only level 10. I have to level up 8 more times. I’m going crazy!”
Ye Yinchuan said speechlessly:
“Don’t you want to solve the problem once and for all? Now is the stage of hard work…”
“What about the good news?”
“The good news is that your lazy otter has an A-level individual value, and it is quite high among A-level. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is infinitely close to S-level.”
Ye Yinchuan was not talking nonsense about this.
Just one point of individual value away from S-level, isn’t that infinitely close?
Just like my own flamingo.
However, I have great influence, which directly promoted Litten to a noble S-level individual, the best of the best.
Ye Yinchuan would never cause trouble for other people’s Pokémon.
“Wow! Really? It’s close to S-level individual value! The teachers in that school didn’t lie to me! I thought they were just trying to motivate me!”
The lazy man said happily,
“It’s a pity that it’s not S-rank, otherwise it would be even more perfect.”
Ye Yinchuan said: “You are dreaming.”
For a lazy person like me, it’s a great honor to come across a Pokémon with such a high individual value.
“Let me tell you, your Sloth is a little depressed right now. Do you scold or belittle it all the time? This is not conducive to the growth of Pokémon, but will only hinder it.”
Ye Yinchuan said it all in one sentence.
The lazy people don’t take it seriously:
“Depressed? How could it be! Look at it, it’s like a dead pig that’s not afraid of boiling water. No matter what I say to it, it won’t react! Otherwise, it should work harder and train well!”
Ye Yinchuan was so angry that he laughed:
“You call yourself a lazy person, but have your mother and your teacher ever criticized you?”
“Oh! Anchor, please stop talking. My mother scolds me every day, saying that I am lazy and I even keep a lazy otter. Actually, I want to abandon it, but my mother is putting pressure on me. She said that the family can only keep a useless thing.”
[I am dying of laughter. God, I can only keep one useless person in my house. 】
[Alas, I really don’t know how to put it, this pair of Pokémon is so heartless. ]
Although this statement is funny, what Ye Yinchuan sees more is the tragic core beneath the comedy.
“Let me ask you, were you sad when mom said that to you?”
“Of course I’m sad.”
“Have you ever thought about changing yourself? But when you finally mustered up the courage to take action, your mother got there first and scolded you. How would you feel?”
“Wow! That’s terrible! For example, a few days ago, when I was about to do my homework, my mom came in and scolded me, and I immediately didn’t want to do it anymore. I didn’t want her to think that I did my homework because she told me to. I was planning to do it anyway.”
Ye Yinchuan sneered:
“I just want to ask you if you are depressed or upset?”
“I feel depressed and upset. It makes me sad just thinking about it!”
The other party was honest, at least he didn’t pretend to be stubborn.
“I’m curious, if your mother told others that you are a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water, otherwise what she said would have come to fruition a long time ago, how would you feel?”
“Why do you say that? Her words will only make me lose motivation even more…”
“That’s right, isn’t it? Suppose you are a lazy otter?”
Ye Yinchuan stopped talking and just looked at the other person with a smile.
The other party was stunned, as if thinking about something.
The barrage of comments floated by.
[The host is amazing. He made me confused all of a sudden. Haha! ]
[Yes, pure criticism will not make people progress, it will only make people more negative! ]
“Host, I think I understand a little bit… But I don’t have a good solution. Can you teach me?”
It seems that the lazy man has come to his senses, but he still looks a little confused.
Ye Yinchuan sighed helplessly:
“Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully. From now on, don’t criticize your lazy otter anymore. You are so lazy yourself, what qualifications do you have to criticize it? Besides, it is the characteristic of the entire tribe, and you are a lazy person among humans…”
Ye Yinchuan’s words refuted the lazy man completely and he lowered his head in shame.
“Don’t forget, the most important principle of Pokémon training is respect. You have to respect the habits of the sloth, let it lie down for 20 hours a day, and then train it when it is willing to move.”
Hearing this, the lazy man looked bitter: “Ah… Then how do I know when it is willing to move? That’s too troublesome, right?”
“Look at you. You don’t listen when I tell you, and you’re not happy when I don’t tell you. Don’t want both. If you want the lazy otter to become more diligent, then change yourself first. As long as you diligently record the lazy otter’s activity patterns, how could you not know? I’m asking you, can you do it?”
“Okay…”
Ye Yinchuan held his forehead with his hand: “Or you should go and screw screws, or being a security guard might be more suitable for you.”
“No, brother, I sincerely ask for your advice. I will change! I can! I can definitely do it!”
Seeing Ye Yinchuan’s look that said “you are hopeless”, the lazy man quickly changed his words.
“We will proceed step by step. We respect Pokémon, but that doesn’t mean we will be completely led by Pokémon.
On the basis of respecting their habits, we make some adjustments with them to achieve the goal of win-win cooperation.
Otherwise, what’s the point of a lazy otter moving around only in the middle of the night?”
Ye Yinchuan also speaks his mind.
[You are right, it is hard not to support! ]
[Yes, some people respect Pokémon too much, turning it into spoiling, or even one-sided support! ]
“The starting points are different. But everything is excessive, that’s for sure.”
Ye Yinchuan continued,
“In fact, it’s not just Sloth that needs training, it’s also you. Don’t forget, Pokémon training is something that trainers have to participate in.
You have to change your style and habits. When the lazy otter is finally willing to train, you cannot hold it back. You have to fully participate and mobilize the lazy otter’s enthusiasm.
There is also preparation work before training, such as developing training plans and content, etc. You have to do it in advance, otherwise it will be difficult to achieve training results, especially for Pokémon like Sloth. “
The lazy man nods like pecking at rice:
“I understand, respect, step by step, and working together.”
“That’s a good summary.”
Ye Yinchuan was also generous with his praise.
This lazy guy is still a student, very young and learns things very quickly.
Ye Yinchuan believed that if the other party could implement what he said, he would be able to get on the right track soon.
In the near future, it won’t be a foolish dream to become a professional trainer with this lazy otter.
However, the process requires him to overcome numerous difficulties on his own, and it is not as simple as just talking.
“Lazy Otter, I won’t say that to you anymore. We are all lazy, and no one has the right to say that to anyone else, but we can work hard together to make everyone look up to us and prove to them that lazy people also have a future!”
The lazy otter, who originally looked like he hadn’t woken up yet and was in a slightly depressed mood, seemed to brighten up all of a sudden after hearing what the lazy man said. He actually got up from the ground, stretched out his arms, and wanted to hug the lazy man. [So this is how the lazy otter stood up. ]
[There’s a pink spot on the belly, haha, it’s pretty cute! ]
“Remember, treat Pokémon like you would treat yourself, your best friend. As long as you treat it with your heart, it will not treat you unfairly.
And I told you, this lazy otter has excellent qualifications. As long as you train him well, not only can he go to school, but he can also become a professional trainer!”
In the end, Ye Yinchuan did not forget to enlighten and encourage.
“Yes! I will try my best! Thank you, host!”
“I wish you success! Now that the appraisal is complete, go down and settle down with your lazy otter!”
Having said that, Ye Yinchuan disconnected the connection.
As for when the lazy otter evolves into a hyperactive ape, with a completely different personality, how will the lazy otter get along with his Pokémon then…
Ye Yinchuan didn’t worry about it for the time being.
There’s no point in saying it now, and you may not remember it even if you say it.
Anyway, people in this world, including the lazy man himself, have a certain understanding of what a hyperactive ape looks like.
[User “Lazy” gave a gift: Poké Ball*1]
[Message: Anchor, I am a student, I have no money, but thank you very much! ]
Ye Yinchuan murmured slightly.
If you can go to Pokémon School and become a professional trainer, how can you not have money?
But we cannot rule out the possibility that parents have high hopes for their children, live frugally, and hope their children will become successful.
Therefore, although the gift was only a Poké Ball, Ye Yinchuan accepted it with a smile.
It’s a free appraisal, so it’s great to have it!
“Oh, I forgot to tell you. I don’t know if your school teacher has taught you this. That’s the lazy otter. Although it’s basically inactive, it will occasionally swim long distances in the river.
If you have the conditions, you can try to take the lazy otter to a swimming pool or something for training. “
@懒人: [Our teacher also said this, but it seems troublesome to buy swimming goggles and swimsuits…]
Ye Yinchuan’s face was full of speechlessness.
It turns out that human nature cannot be changed all at once.
As for this man and his lazy otter, Ye Yinchuan can only say, wish you good luck!
“Okay, family, let’s move on to the next connection.”
Ye Yinchuan was too lazy to care.
He is neither a babysitter nor a parent.
Now that we have come to this, we have done all we can!
After a yawn, Ye Yinchuan selected a connection application.
@crocodile tyrant:
[Host, my little alligator seems to have some problems. Can you please take a look? It seems to be very listless recently! ]
“Crocodile, one of the three starter Pokémon series, a very popular water-type Pokémon.”
Ye Yinchuan’s heart moved.
The main reason is that he also likes Pokémon like Crocodile, but he doesn’t have many opportunities to come into contact with them offline.
Now that he can watch it through live broadcast, he is naturally happy.
[You have approved the connection application of user “Crocodile”! ]
【Connection successful! 】
“Anchor, anchor, please help me! My little saw crocodile is acting strangely lately.”
Opposite him was a middle-aged woman, which Ye Yinchuan did not expect.
But the Internet is so vast that all kinds of things are possible, so Ye Yinchuan is still relatively calm and not surprised.
“Uh… Sister, tell me slowly, what’s wrong? Where’s the little alligator? Let me see it.”
Ye Yinchuan originally wanted to call her aunt, but he always felt it was impolite.
“Hey, anchor, you can just call me Auntie, or call me Baba, no need to call me sister. Don’t you have any idea of my age? I’m not used to it.”
It was the other party who brought it up on his own initiative.
Ye Yinchuan raised his eyebrows. You are taking advantage of me and you want me to call you dad?
But he immediately realized that it was the “Ba” in bully.
[It’s so funny, how can someone just come up and ask someone to call him daddy? ]
【tease!】
“Just call you Aunt Ba.”
Looking at the other person, her arms seemed very strong, and she was definitely not an ordinary middle-aged woman.
I don’t know if it’s because he does physical work regularly, or works out, or if he’s just gifted.
“All right. This is what I mean, host. My little alligator has started to bite random things recently for some reason, but its bite force seems to have decreased a lot. I’m very worried about its condition, and I’d like you to help me take a look. If it doesn’t work, I’ll take it to the hospital in the next two days.”
After hearing this, Ye Yinchuan could understand.
Although it sounds a bit contradictory, I am worried but I don’t want to take the child to the hospital.
But many people are like this. Even if they have some minor illness, as long as it is not serious, does not affect their daily life, or can be tolerated, they are reluctant to go to the hospital.
One is that going to the hospital costs money, and the other is that the hospital is too troublesome, with long queues, various examinations, and various procedures.
The most speechless thing is.
Sometimes, for a minor illness, the doctor may not even need to prescribe medicine, and you still end up having to endure it yourself.
This is true for humans, and it’s almost the same for Pokémon!
“Well, let me help you take a look. If you find anything wrong, you have to go to the hospital immediately.”
The other party also nodded, took the camera, and walked into a room.
There was a cage covered with cloth inside, and one could almost hear the sound of the little saw crocodile gnashing its teeth.
[Oh my god, it’s like there’s a wild beast in there, so scary. ]
[The person above, you don’t know that the little saw crocodile can bite anything into pieces…]
[It seems that even Madness patients need to avoid light…]
Seeing the barrage, Ye Yinchuan’s heart moved.
Madness is actually rabies in the Pokémon world.
Pokémon in this real world, as living creatures, will have various diseases and will naturally be troubled by viruses and the like.
In fact, in Pokémon works, there are Pokémon getting sick, as well as the famous “Pokémon virus”.
For Ye Yinchuan, none of these were considered offensive.
At the same time, some people don’t even know much about the Crocodile in the Big Three series.
He also took the opportunity to popularize science:
“Although Crocodile is also one of the three starter water creatures, it is not as dangerous and ferocious as the docile Squirtle. If you are bitten by Crocodile, you will suffer serious injuries.
Therefore, the small saw alligator was popular for a while, but was later regulated.
It is a rare Pokémon that needs to be registered as soon as it is hatched, and there are also strict requirements for breeders. “
In the Pokémon world, there is also the term “the three great Pokémons”.
But there are some discrepancies between what was said before the time travel.
Probably in this world, “The Starter Three” refers to the “Water, Fire, and Grass Pokémon” that are particularly popular and highly popular in a certain period of time and in a certain area, and are selected for recommendation for breeding. Therefore, the Starter Three are also divided into several generations, each generation is different, but they are all called the “Starter Three Series.”
The most common, widely popular, practical and well-known first generation of the Big Three.
That is the series of Charmander, Blastoise, and Bulbasaur.
[Is it so scary? ]
[I searched it and it is said that the little crocodile will have the instinct to bite anything that moves…]
[Never leave your back to the little crocodile! ]
“Don’t be too scared. Basically, the small alligators we see are domesticated. If you are a little careful, they won’t get hurt. Unless there are some special circumstances…”
Ye Yinchuan also thought of it at this time.
According to “Auntie Ba”, her little saw alligator has been biting things randomly recently, which really poses a risk of hurting people.
At this time, Aunt Ba had already lifted the cloth covering the cage.
There was a small alligator inside, biting the bars of the cage, looking very ferocious.
Even the specially made fence was bitten with holes and pits. If it was an ordinary one, it would have been bitten to pieces long ago!
The small saw crocodile looks like a blue crocodile standing on two legs.
It looks a bit like a small dinosaur, with a very developed jaw, two fangs in the upper jaw and two rows of three fangs in the lower jaw.
There is a “V”-shaped yellow stripe on the chest, plus four red dorsal fins, three of which are close to each other on the back, and one on the tail is farther away from the others.
There are five claws on the upper limbs and three toes on the feet.
In addition, the small saw crocodile has big eyes with black patterns around its eyes.
The feeling it gives, whether it is the color matching or the shape, is quite cool and a little cute.
This is also the reason why Ye Yinchuan likes the small saw crocodile.
“Ah, this child…what happened? He used to be very docile and obedient. But since the last week, he has been biting everything he sees.”
Aunt Ba felt distressed and helpless.
It’s like a parent who loves his child, but feels very disappointed when he sees the child suddenly rebel and commit self-harm.
Ye Yinchuan admired the appearance of the little saw crocodile.
The panel also popped up as the treasure appraisal eye was activated –
【Crocodile Pokémon: Crocodile】
[Level: Level 13]
[Attribute: Water]
[Gender: Female]
[Racial value: C level (314)]
[Individual value: C level (134)]
[Characteristics: Riptide]
[Character: Naughty]
[Evolutionary route: Small Saw Crocodile-Blue Crocodile-Mighty Crocodile]
[Skills: Grab, Stare, Water Gun, Bite, Ghost Face]
【Status: dental caries】
[Features: None]
“Wait a minute…”
Looking at the panel of the small saw crocodile, overall, there is no big problem.
But see the last state.
Ye Yinchuan frowned and couldn’t help but reveal the same expression as the “old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone”.
“Caries? If I understand correctly, this should be… tooth decay, right?”
As his attention remained, Ye Yinchuan also came to a conclusion.
The truth seems to have surfaced.
But he still couldn’t help looking at Aunt Ba and asked:
“What we’re saying is, what’s wrong with this child? Aunt Ba, don’t you have any idea? Is it possible that all this is caused by you?”
“what?”
Aunt Ba was at a loss when faced with Ye Yinchuan’s sudden inquiry.
Obviously, she didn’t realize it.
The little crocodile is in this state now because of her who thought she loved him!
Today’s update of 12,000 words is here! I challenge myself every day, and writing is like military training… Sometimes I get stuck, or feel that I can’t write well, but my writing level won’t change much. I just believe it and do it! The story of Lazy Otter (Lazy Weng) is over!
(End of this chapter)