Chapter 1 Immediate Execution
“Private Park Young-sang, step out and answer me, what makes you think you are a good stud?”

From the next room came the clerk’s questions and the sounds of trousers being taken off and belt buckles being unfastened.

“Sir, even compared to the citizens of the bunkers in Europe and America, my second brother is invincible. Please take a look.”

“If I die in the Slaughter Tower, my gift will be useless. It should go to the Desire Tower to stir up trouble and make greater contributions to mankind!”

Park Young-sang’s bizarre answer was very powerful.

So much so that in another room, Wen Xishu suddenly stopped. He was about to sign the “Death Penalty Confirmation”.

The rooms on the bunker’s functional level are distributed in a messy manner.

Just next door to the Death Penalty Hospice is the Three Towers Game Distribution Office.

“Desire Tower…” Wen Xishu seemed to be thinking about something.

The court staff frowned and said, “I need to tell you that even if you don’t sign, the death penalty will be carried out. There is no point in stalling here.”

Yes, there is no point in not signing.

Unless it is true like in the novel, where he rubbed the lithography machine with his hands during the execution and developed the curvature engine, he will not be able to escape death.

Although he had traveled through time for several hours, Wen Xishu was not like other time travelers and could not perform all the actions of Lu Benwei, at least not for now.

According to the procedure, he will be asked about his last words and any final instructions to his relatives.

But most of his relatives were also executed.

He was only one step away from the limited achievement of “The whole family was executed”. In one more meal, he would be injected to death.

Seeing that Xi Shu did not write, the court officer said:
“Since you don’t want to sign, we can skip this step.”

“Your family committed a serious crime and the entire family was sentenced to death. The bunker laws are somewhat tolerant of minors, but you turned eighteen a few months ago and all the formalities have been completed.”

“We asked you this morning if you wanted to have a KFC on a day other than Thursday.”

“Unfortunately, we couldn’t find the store you mentioned. The bunker is currently running low on supplies, and we can only provide compressed biscuits.”

“But we prepared fried chicken flavor especially for you. We also got you a bottle of Coke, which is already chilled for you.”

The court officer was about to signal the bailiffs from the bunker security bureau to carry Wen Xishu and go to the injection room.

In order to avoid being speeded through by this world, Wen Xishu has actually been adapting to his body after traveling through time.

But the original owner of this body had a brain problem and was crazy, so it was difficult to retrieve useful memories.

It was not until Park Moushuang, a citizen of the bunker next door, suddenly mentioned the Desire Tower that he remembered –

Desire Tower, Killing Tower, and Weird Tower.

The Three Towers have arrived, and exploring the world of the Three Towers is the only way for mankind to survive.

“I apply to explore the strange tower.” Wen Xishu suddenly spoke.

These words seemed to have some kind of magic power. The two sturdy marshals from the bunker security bureau stopped in their tracks.

The court officer raised his eyebrows in surprise, and then said seriously:

“I have to remind you that there is a high probability that you will die in a different place.”

“You will most likely experience… pain that exceeds the maximum value measured by the evaluation agency.”

“That is much more cruel than the death penalty. In comparison, euthanasia is definitely a merciful way to die.”

Wen Xishu nodded.

It sounds like it’s more painful than childbirth, lingchi, and piercing the gums with a needle combined.

You must try it.

The court officer’s eyes were scrutinizing and puzzled.

He knew very well that the second young master of the Wen family was notoriously “crazy”, “insane” and “foolish”.

When he was imprisoned not long ago, he was crying, with snot bubbles hanging from his nose, cursing everything around him, looking crazy and sloppy, and his speech was illogical.

But now the other person seems like a completely different person.

Exploring the spooky tower is not a wise idea, but it is indeed a way to survive.

After the “Three Towers Co-expansion Hypothesis” was initially confirmed, the exploration of the strange tower has begun.

Because that place is too strange, most high-level players in the Slaughter Tower and the Desire Tower on the ladder are unwilling to go there. So there is a policy incentive. If you are willing to go to the Weird Tower and make a major discovery –

Requirements such as upgrading from a junior college to a bachelor’s degree, guaranteed admission to graduate school, exemption from the death penalty, harem license, and gender version t0 certification qualifications are not impossible to meet.

The court official said:

“Your identity is special, so I have to consult my superiors. I also need you to clearly understand the dangers of the Trickster Tower and sign a disclaimer.”

People from all countries and nationalities live in the bunker, it’s like a hodgepodge, so human rights are very important.

The Black Lives Matter principle is the top priority of the current political correctness in the bunker.

There are often news reports that a certain organization sent black people to the Lu Tower to kill the enemy and was condemned by the residents of the bunker.

Wen Xishu is a yellow race person.

Even so, allowing them to go to the strange tower is extremely contrary to the principle of human rights supremacy.

Its severity far exceeds that of being assigned to the Slaughtering Tower.

After Wen Xishu recalled briefly, he spoke:

“I am very clear about the nature and differences between the Slaughter Tower, the Desire Tower, and the Trickster Tower.”

“In the Slaughter Tower, you gain merit and supplies by killing monsters. In the Desire Tower, you gain merit and supplies by pleasing the people in the three towers.”

“One is to do it and it’s over, the other is to do it and it’s over.”

“But the spooky tower is full of weirdness and difficult to explore. Simply put, it’s impossible to do it and it’s not easy to do it.”

“I am aware of all this. I am also willing to sign a waiver.”

Wen Xishu’s understanding of the Tower of Slaughter and the Tower of Desire is still superficial and stereotyped, and the words he uses are a bit obscene and vulgar.

But the staff’s attention was more focused on Wen Xishu’s mental state.

The second young master of the Wen family no longer seemed to be crazy, which made the staff look more serious.

Or is this another manifestation? After all, being so calm and rational doesn’t seem like a normal person.

Wen Xishu is indeed not normal.

The defects of the original owner of this body were repaired due to the time travel and he is no longer crazy.

But his experiences in his previous life also caused him to have some problems.

Simply put, he often commits suicide in extremely harsh environments, and then creates contrasting laughs through some comedic performances.

For example, skydiving from an altitude of 6,000 meters, but before opening the parachute, you must complete dozens of Rubik’s Cube puzzles and challenge the latest time to open the parachute.

For example, wingsuit flying in a rocky valley, parkour in Chongqing’s old building area, or performing stunt bike riding on extremely steep mountain roads.

Every time he was close to death, the audience’s heart was in their throats.

He would entertain the audience with playful performances, some humorous expressions, or simply tell dirty jokes.

This is his job. In the era of short videos that pursue differentiation, Wen Xishu is a blogger that no one imitates on the entire Internet.

As time went by, the closer Wen Xishu got to death, the more he wanted to be naughty.

Just like what I just said.

The application to enter the Guita Tower was responded to very quickly, and it only took a dozen minutes to get a response.

Wen Xishu became more relaxed, thinking:

The death row prisoner finally seized a glimmer of hope and headed for the strange tower.

The next step is to make a comeback in life, make contributions to mankind, make up for the mistakes and avoid the death penalty.

From then on, he enjoyed a life of cheating in the bunker, constantly explored the three towers, and finally reached the peak of his life.

Well, it completely fits the mission and tone of the time traveler.

But the answer from the court staff made Wen Xishu stunned:
“I’m sorry, because the Wen family’s atrocities are too severe, your application to enter the Weird Tower has been rejected by your superiors.”

“The death penalty will be carried out immediately.”

(End of this chapter)