Xiaobai: “Drinking soup won’t make you hungry!”

Xiao Bai patted Elizabeth’s butt with a serious face and said, “Everyone has lustful hearts. There is no need to deliberately avoid your nature.”

“Ahhh,” Xiaobai covered his ears, “Rosalie is on Elizabeth’s body! She started lecturing me!”

Wang: “Yes. But my teacher said so, so it should be correct.”

“That’s a wood elf. We are forest elves. We are different.”

Nini agreed, “In the Elf Kingdom, there are indeed many elves who enchant the crude handicrafts they make. My mother has a brooch that has a powerful magic on it, but the brooch itself is not very good-looking. It was the first handicraft she made when she was young.”

Xiao Bai yelled, “Fuck! Why did you mess up my hair when time stopped? Why don’t you just go take some long boobs?”

Marika frowned, “How do you know this? Isn’t this the first time you’ve used the time-stop spell?”

“No.” The forest elf shook his head. “If it was the great magician of our kingdom, he should have left a record. After all, our kingdom has existed since the Second Age, when humans still fought with stones and sharpened bones.”

The princess looked confused: “What’s wrong?”

King: “This robe is used by warlocks. After wearing it, the more beautiful the warlock is, the more powerful the magic will be.”

Flint laughed, “That would be perfect for Her Royal Highness. Maybe a fireball from Her Royal Highness could dry up the nearby underground lake.”

Chapter 313 Dark Region Meal

Elizabeth frowned and looked at Flint: “Why do I feel like you are slandering me in a roundabout way?”

The dwarf spread his hands and said, “I’m just praising your beauty. Don’t think too much about it.”

King: “Tomorrow we are going to deal with the Mind Flayer. It will depend on you… and this Time Stop Ring, and this Law of Death Ring.”

Elizabeth: “I’m just one of many winning elements?”

King: “We also need my dragon, Xiaobai’s bear, the Aboleth and his slaves who may land with us, the five flails, and Flint.”

Elizabeth: “I’m just one of that many?”

Flint: “Why am I in there? What do you mean?”

The king spread his hands and said, “Look, your arms are so short, and your movement speed is only twenty feet in six seconds. The flail is also short… right?”

“What? I am the extension of the handle of the flail? I will immediately tie the flail to the whole bamboo pole!”

Gao Trick: “No, I’m not good at using long weapons, so I can’t hit anyone. But if I swing you, you can adjust the position of the flail, and the chance of hitting someone is higher.”

Flint: “No! Kailin’s horn, you actually talked so long just to be able to swing me! Is it that necessary?”

Gotrek: “You’re in good hands.”

“No need to say it again in a terse way!”

At this time, Nini said: “It’s a pity that I haven’t learned magic. When we attack tomorrow, if the enemy uses shared protective arrows, I won’t be of much use.”

The shared defensive arrows can actually be broken by shooting a few more arrows. The problem is that this spell calculates each person’s defense separately, and the bow attack is not a range attack, which directly turns Nini’s arrows from the most efficient means of clearing out the miscellaneous soldiers into a useless means.

In comparison, although Fireball is also afraid of shared protective flames, after two fireballs, everyone’s defense is almost canceled out.

The same goes for the dragon’s acid breath. AOE things can break a shield in one go, so they are not that afraid of this kind of targeted defense.

Wang looked at Nini’s legs and said, “In fact, you should learn some leg skills from Master Li Guang. These long legs must be incredibly powerful.”

Li Guang also has leg skills, but the lizardman’s legs are defective and not so easy to use. But Nini doesn’t have this worry. With these long legs, it must be very powerful to kick people.

In response to Wang’s suggestion, Nini nodded decisively: “Okay, I will learn Kung Fu from Master Li Guang when I go back.”

Flint: “Or you could tie these five flails to your legs and swing them with your legs.”

“No, I’d better give up. I can’t leave you without a place in the team.” Nini said.

The dwarf blew his beard and said, “Kaelin’s tail! As expected, we will never get along with long ears!”

Franca: “Don’t argue. I’m the most useless one. I can only play the piano.”

Marika reminded, “You are only joining temporarily. You will leave once we leave the Underdark.”

“Eh, is that so?” Furu turned around. “But I suddenly felt that it wouldn’t be bad to be the first Furu in our community to leave the Underdark in thousands of years. We originally lived in the Underdark because there were many bad guys and abundant food. There will be less food on the surface, but more fun things to do?”

Xiaobai looked at Furu and said, “Is there any need to think about this? Just stay where there is more food! You can’t eat it just because you are curious!”

Franka: “According to what you said, I should go to the abyss, but there are many demons in the abyss who can see through my disguise. I dare not go.”

At this time the dwarf said: “The water is ready, bring the spoon!”

Wang immediately took out a spoon from his dimensional bag and handed it to him.

As the dwarf put the spoon into the pot of boiling water, a rich aroma immediately filled the room.

Elizabeth swallowed her saliva. “I think I understand why Elzam praised this spoon. It turns plain water into dry food into a beautiful thing.”

Flint: “It’s not that desperate. Because we all have dimensional bags, plus the king’s infinite dimensional bag, we have plenty of supplies. I even have freshly killed fish and meat in my dimensional bag, we can get something to eat.”

Marika took out mushrooms from her dimensional bag: “These are the mushrooms I picked while scouting.”

The dwarf looked at the mushrooms and said, “Put it next to me. I almost forgot that you are a drow and have rich experience living underground. Yes, you pick mushrooms that taste good. These are the staple food of the underground world.”

Xiao Bai was shocked: “Mushrooms are just better than starch. I don’t want to eat them at all.”

“Chicken stewed with mushrooms is delicious,” Wang said. “You should try it.”

Flint: “Or you could try this slightly green mushroom.”

He picked up a white mushroom. There were obvious green finger marks on the stem of the mushroom, and the place where the dwarf touched it quickly turned green. “This kind of mushroom reacts to the oil on the bodies of all creatures and will turn green. This is a way to scare animals that eat mushrooms.”

Xiao Bai stared at the mushrooms, his mouth pouting: “This doesn’t look like it’s delicious, does it?”

Elizabeth asked curiously, “Is this delicious? I want to try it.”

Flint: “It’s incredibly delicious, but the problem is, this stuff… is hallucinogenic. If you eat it without processing it, you’ll soon see the little people start dancing.”

Wang: “In some planes, people will specifically save one of each type of mushroom before eating it. This allows doctors to quickly determine what kind of poisoning the person has and prescribe the right medicine.”

“Don’t worry,” Flint patted his holy emblem, “I’m a priest, I have the magic to detoxify.”

“That’s right.” Wang nodded, “Then I’ll have one.”

As soon as Wang stretched out his hand, Flint retracted it to prevent him from touching the mushroom: “No, no, I just said that to trick Druid. In fact, as long as it is handled properly, this thing will retain its deliciousness and will not be poisonous. Wait a moment.”

As Flint began to prepare dinner using the old wizard’s fireplace, the king picked up the spoon from the boiling water pot – now a thick soup pot – and took a big sip of the hot soup.

The moment the soup went down his throat, he felt his stomach become active and the feeling of hunger came with it.

Wang: “Shit, I understand how Elzam feels about this spoon. It’s just that… Elzam, who loves life, became a lich in order to achieve immortality, and became a guy we have to destroy. I suddenly feel that it would be better if the way to obtain eternity was simpler.”

Flint, who was cooking, said, “You are the least qualified to lament this. For you in the Mage Tower, obtaining eternity is just a graduation exam. Elzam and the original owner of this Mage Tower would definitely be furious if they knew about this.”

The king just nodded silently.

Chapter 314: Multiple Choice Questions about Eternity

The dwarves then cooked while Marika, Gotrik, and Nini began to maintain their weapons.

The dwarf’s magical armor has an enchantment that automatically maintains its state, so it doesn’t require much maintenance. As for the five-headed flail, all the flesh and blood stuck to the flail had been cleaned off when the adamantium golem was smashed.

One of the great advantages of blunt instruments is that they are durable. All you have to do is tighten the latches every once in a while and they don’t require frequent maintenance.

Elizabeth sat nearby, looking at the people maintaining the weapons, and felt that she should do something, so she began to organize the spell material bags and replenish the used spell materials.

When Xiao Bai saw her taking out the dung balls, he teased her, “Can you stay away from the pot when you are sorting the dung balls? I’m afraid that some of the powder will float into the pot and turn the soup into shit yellow.”

Wang, who was rummaging through the tower master’s collection of books, heard this and interrupted, “Don’t worry too much. There is a kind of coffee that requires you to feed coffee beans to a cat first, and then wait for the cat to poop out the coffee beans before grinding them to make coffee.”

“Ah~” Xiaobai made a tactful and disgusted sound, “Are you trying to say that you like that kind of coffee? It’s so disgusting.”

Wang: “No, I’m just telling you that this is true. In some dimensions, shit can be used as medicine.”

“Ah~”

Elizabeth: “Okay, let’s not talk about this topic anymore. The aroma of the soup has overwhelmed you. Let’s continue discussing embracing eternity.”

“Wasn’t that the topic ten minutes ago?” Wang opened a new book.

Xiao Bai: “I say, after we finish saving the world and you, Dacongming, pass the test, can you choose one person from the team to upgrade? I seem to remember that this is the case.”

Franka was overjoyed and sprayed a very pink color: “What? There is such a benefit?”

Wang: “Why don’t I remember? But you can definitely help others level up, as long as you can gather enough materials. Although most materials can be exchanged for points in the Mage Tower, points must be exchanged for research results, and the main way to obtain points is through the annual journal and research yearbook.”

Wang sighed, “I haven’t figured out what paper to submit this year. I thought about researching the ancient Cyclops Empire, but I don’t think it would get many points.”

Xiao Bai: “Eh~ Forget it, let’s not talk about the issue of which one to report to. If you can only choose one to upgrade, who in the team would you choose?”

Wang: “There are only me, Elizabeth, the Barbarian, and Xiaobai in the team. You are the short-lived one. If I really have to choose one, I should choose one among them.”

Xiao Bai lay on his side, patting the floor and yelling, “It’s ok that I’m in there, but why is Gao Trick in there too?”

“Gotrick is also a short-lived species. Although he is so big that people always think he is not human, he is indeed a human, but his race makes him look tall. I think Gotrick also wants to escape the fate of a short life, right?”

Gotrek: “I haven’t thought about that.”

Xiaobai: “Look!”

Gotrek: “Considering it now.”

Xiaobai: “Look… that’s not right, barbarian, why are you causing trouble?”

Wang looked at the board and said, “I should choose Elizabeth, right?”

The dung ball in Elizabeth’s hand fell to the ground with a snap, and broke into two pieces. One half rolled quickly under the bookcase.

“Huh?” Elizabeth looked at the king in shock.

Xiaobai: “Why?”

King: “Druids have their own way to gain eternity. You can be promoted to demigod. But warlocks are doomed. No matter how beautiful a warlock is, he has no way to gain eternity.”

Xiao Bai slapped the floor and said, “Is that the problem? Does the fact that druids can obtain eternity have anything to do with this problem? Besides, I don’t want to become like that guy in the Green Wilderness who has become one with the laws of nature!”

Elizabeth smiled so hard that her mouth was crooked: “I have never felt so good about being a warlock as I do now.”

Marika sighed as she oiled her dagger, “Your Highness, this is too unambitious.”

“Eh? Really?”

“Love is not a gift from others.”