Zongman: Adopted by the Sawamura family
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124. [Sister Tianyin, join my harem]
“Look, you guys can’t convince me and I’m getting anxious again.”
“I think we should have some rules and not get angry when someone tells the truth.”
“This is not right.”
Sawamura Yao said seriously.
“That’s not what you said when you were rolling on the ground trying to lie.”
Ah! This is embarrassing.
The next second, Sawamura Yo rejected the suggestion he had just made as if nothing had happened.
“That’s true. Then let’s not make any rules.”
The level of shamelessness was so shocking that even the childhood sweethearts were astonished.
“According to Kaguya-sama’s investigation, you absolutely cannot imagine what Thanatos’ true identity is?”
Although Sawamura Yo already knew based on the original plot that the core of Thanatos was Kazami Kazuhime.
But he couldn’t explain where he knew the secret.
So in order to give a reasonable reason, he has been asking Kaguya to try to contact Thanatos, also known as Kazami Ichihime, in recent years and make up a reasonable explanation.
“Could it be related to your sister Tianyin?”
“Arisu Sakayanagi, you said you weren’t the only worm in my stomach.”
Sawamura Yao asked with an exaggerated expression.
“You are the ultimate funny person with a bad personality. You only say half of what you want to say every time.”
“Only when you meet a key person will you trigger the quest conditions and speak out the key quest information like an NPC.”
Arisu Sakayanagi slapped away Sawamura Yō’s finger and sneered at him.
“Really? Then aren’t you all very angry?”
“nonsense!”
“Do you even need to ask?”
“That’s great. I love seeing the expression on someone’s face when they want to hit me but don’t dare to.”
Everyone: ………………
Too cheap!
“You are right, it is indeed related to Sister Tianyin.”
“Thanatos’ core is a human. By linking the human’s nerves to a supercomputer, she can have all the capabilities of a supercomputer.”
“Is this different from artificial intelligence?”
“Thanatos may have some tricks, but in terms of intelligence, there is no artificial intelligence in the world that can rival it.”
“Because at its core it is a human soul, with human logic and thinking abilities.”
“Woo woo woo! Brother Xiaoyao, it’s the missing Ichiji, right?”
“She didn’t die, but was secretly taken away by the authorities, right?”
Suddenly tears rolled down Zhou Fang Tianyin’s delicate face, and she asked with an expression of disbelief and excitement.
“Yes.”
“Great, I know Ichihime is not dead.”
“My instinct was right.”
“I was originally planning to find a good time and design a coincidence to get close to Sister Tianyin, but I didn’t expect that you would be my cousin. This is really a coincidence.”
“Sure enough, I am God’s biological son, hahaha!”
Sawamura Yao’s smug look made Suho Tenone couldn’t help but complain in her heart. Yes, this was really too much of a coincidence.
It was such a coincidence that her original plan completely failed.
“What do you want to do? Are you trying to get Thanatos back?”
“Arisu, do you even need to ask? Of course I took it back.”
“It’s a waste to give it to those bureaucrats. It’s better to hand it over to me.”
“Besides, Kazami Ichihime is the core of Thanatos and cannot be moved at will. If we don’t save her, she will have to live in the culture medium for the rest of her life.”
“Brother Xiaoyao, you must rescue Yiji.”
“Don’t worry, whether it’s out of personal or public interest, I will definitely rescue Kazami Ichihime.”
“I’ve had Kaguya contact her secretly for years.”
“But she is too guarded. Apart from you, her only best friend, she doesn’t trust anyone else in this world.”
Sawamura Yao spread his hands and explained helplessly.
“No wonder you said I was the key person, brother Xiaoyao.”
“Right, so Tianyin-sister, please join my harem.”
The corner of Zhou Hou Tianyin’s mouth twitched. Wasn’t this request a little rude?
“Why do you take it for granted that you can force such words on a beautiful girl?”
“Xiaoyao, your face is getting thicker and thicker.”
“Xiaoyao, Tianyin is your cousin.”
Seeing everyone’s opposing attitude, Sawamura Yao immediately explained with confidence:
“The word ‘cousin’ should be preceded by ‘same family’.”
“My cheap grandfather only has you as his daughter.”
“My cousin must be from another branch of the Zhoufang family.”
“Besides, didn’t cousins in the Chinese clan marry each other in the past? Otherwise, how could there be so many mentally retarded people?”
Sawamura Yo said indifferently.
The girls’ mouths twitched when they saw this; they could all see that Sawamura Yao’s moral integrity was getting lower and lower.
It’s only been a few days! And it’s already like this.
They couldn’t imagine how shameless Sawamura Yo would become in a few years.
“Cousin Tianyin, you don’t want to continue to be disliked by your parents, elders, and other people in the family, right?”
“If I had a darker mind, I would think that cousin Tianyin was a woman given to me by the Zhoufang family.”
“Xiaoyao, this is impossible. Tianyin volunteered to come and see me.”
“I also watched her grow up since she was a child, and we have had a very good relationship since we were young.”
Suoh Yumi immediately retorted.
“Then mother, why don’t you try to persuade Sister Tianyin?”
“Or you can give my cheap grandpa a call and I’ll talk to him.”
“Do you really want to call him?”
“Of course.”
“Youmei, why didn’t you call us and tell us that you were in the hospital? Do you still have me, your father and your mother, in your eyes?”
“Do you have enough manpower over there? Do you need me to send someone over to take care of you?”
Zhou Fang Yanqing’s stern yet somewhat tender voice came from the phone.
Sawamura Yao touched his chin and thought, it seems that this cheap grandfather has changed a lot over the years, and is no longer the feudal patriarch who was high and mighty before.
It turns out that the older people get, the more they care about family.
“Father, there’s nothing wrong with my health. It’s just an old illness. It was Xiaoyao who insisted that I must stay in the hospital to recuperate for a while.”
“And Tianyin came to visit me too. She’s by my side now.”
“Tianyin is a good kid, what a pity.”
“Mom, give me the phone so I can talk to my cheap grandpa.”
“Hey! Cheap grandpa, I’m Sawamura Yō.”
When Zhou Fang Yanqing on the other side of the phone heard this name, he couldn’t help but smile bitterly.
Forget it, let it be a bargain for grandpa!
He can barely be considered a grandfather, and in terms of status, he is still considered my elder.
At least they didn’t use more distant social language, which was already giving face to this old man.
“Yaojun called suddenly. Is there something important?”
“I like Sister Tianyin. I want her to join my harem. Is that okay?”
“Woo! Brother Xiaoyao, don’t be so blunt!”
Upon hearing this, Zhou Fang Tianyin was so anxious that she immediately ran away from this embarrassing room.
There was silence on the other side for a long time. Zhou Fang Yanqing couldn’t say a word. It was obvious that he was also shocked by Sawamura Yori’s request.
“From now on, the child of Tianyin and I will have the surname Zhou Fang.”
“Ahem! In principle, I have no objection to this. You and Tianyin are already very distantly related by blood.”
“I believe Zhou Houyi will not have any objection.”
“A realistic old man.”
Sawamura Yao couldn’t help but grumble when he saw that this cheap grandfather immediately agreed when he heard that his child’s surname was Zhou Fang.
“Also, cheap grandpa, I, Sawamura Yao, swear in the name of Tai’a Sword Master that Sister Tianyin did not eat human flesh during that unexpected disaster.”
“Please publicly clear Sister Tianyin’s innocence and reputation.”
“She didn’t eat people, and she’s not a man-eating monster.”
“I am willing to take responsibility for what I just said for the rest of my life.”
“The reason is my sixth sense. I have killed several ogres with my own hands. Ogres and ordinary people are two different species.”
Oh oh oh!
For a moment, Zhou Hou Tianyin’s heart was surrounded by huge guilt and emotion, and she cried non-stop with her hands covering her beautiful eyes with tears streaming down her face.
She felt that she, a bad woman who was full of lies, was not worthy of Brother Xiaoyao.
“Yaojun, I understand. I will spread your words and clear the name of this poor girl Tianyin…”
“I’m fine now. Bye. I’ll send my mother home after she recovers.”
“I will stay in the hospital to take care of my mother these days.”
“Really? Then I’ll be relieved.”
“I’m fine, cheap grandpa, do you have anything else to do?”
“I’m all right.”
“I’m hanging up now. Bye.”
Sawamura Yomi hung up the phone quickly, not knowing that this would cause dissatisfaction from Suho Ami.
“You damn old man, you ignored me after you finished talking to Xiaoyao. I also want to talk to my grandson for a while.”
“Ma’am, didn’t you hear what Xiaoyao called me?”
“Cheap Grandpa, do you want to be called Cheap Grandma by her?”
When Zhou Fang Yanqing saw his wife throwing a tantrum like a child, he quickly raised his hands in surrender.
“Humph! Even that narcissistic old woman Hattori Shinmi can be called grandma by Xiaoyao, so why can’t I?”
Suho Ami took out her cell phone and played a video of Sawamura Yo giving out roses at the Hattori Kimono Shop in the afternoon.