At the end of March 2023, the great director Edmundo announced to the world that he would hold a wedding with his lover River Phoenix in early April and officially get married. So Batistuta, who had just celebrated his 3th birthday, decisively gave up the training before the Champions League semi-finals and rushed from Manchester to Los Angeles.

When this happened, Batty’s fans were extremely excited.

why?

It’s Godfather Batty who’s getting married, not him, so there’s nothing to be excited about.

Of course, the wedding is not the point. The point is that Batty is going to attend the wedding of an important person, and the companion he brings must be someone equally important.

and so.

Who will the new king of football Batistuta take to attend the godfather’s wedding? In the eyes of fans (fan girls), it is basically equivalent to the official stamp that he is the main wife.

But this is Batty.

As we all know, Manchester City’s king Batistuta never plays by the rules.

On the eve of the wedding, people saw that he had not brought any of his “rumored girlfriends” to Los Angeles.

Including Neymar, the national CP of Brazil, De Bruyne, the Belgian lover of Manchester City, and Augustus, who was invited as the heir to the Rothschild family but was rejected from beginning to end.

Of course, he didn’t go alone.

Who did Batty bring?

The answer is loach and Qiaolin.

“Tsk tsk tsk, I’m really surprised. With such a good opportunity, you didn’t bring anyone. I even made a bet in the group, saying that you would definitely bring Neymar. Although I recently rebelled and hoped that Teacher Ding would be the main wife, but… now, everyone has been slapped in the face.”

On the balcony of Edmundo’s villa, Joline leaned on the railing with a cocktail in her hand, admiring the beautiful natural scenery around her while exclaiming to Batistuta who was sunbathing next to her wearing sunglasses.

“Are you surprised? I brought you here.” Batty pushed his sunglasses to the top of his head with one finger, yawned, glanced at Qiao Lin lazily and said, “How about I buy you a plane ticket now and you go back.”

“Oh, I just said that.” Qiao Lin gave her friend the middle finger.

Even though she supports the couple, she still wants to attend the big director’s wedding.

“But seriously, Barty.” She swished her cocktail. “Don’t you have any thoughts when you see your godfather getting married?”

“what idea?”

“That’s the one I’ve decided on in my heart as the person I want to marry.”

what!
Batty scoffed.

“Is this your first day meeting me, Qiao Qiao?” He blew his lower lip. “I’m fine now. Such an idiotic question. Besides, aren’t you that, uh, chaotic all-partyer?”

“Yeah, I am.” Qiao Lin walked over to sit next to him and said in a serious voice, “But Batty, every All-Party member and every Tauren also has pure love in their hearts.”

Pure love.

Batty raised his hand to block his eyes, letting the sunlight pass through his fingers, and he still looked unconcerned. In the dim light, he seemed to see someone’s figure, but it was just a phantom, too vague.
–
You can’t go on like this forever, all you’ll get in the end is emptiness.
-The end of playing games in the human world is to be covered with bruises.
-People can’t always live in the present, you need to look at the long term and think about your future.

Tsk.

Too many people have said this to him, such as Guardiola and some fans who really care about him. But why? He just wants to live in the present. What’s wrong with that? Maybe he is…

“Buddy? Buddy? What are you thinking about?”

Qiao Lin’s voice woke Batty up from his illusion. He paused, sneered again, and reiterated: “I am fine now.”

He was speaking to Qiao Lin, and also to himself.

“Okay, okay,” Qiao Lin drank the cocktail in her glass, “I understand.”

Batty glanced at her: “What do you know?”

“Oh, honey, it’s nothing.” Qiao Lin patted his knee with some kind of inexplicable smile, “Just keep being like this, being a little bastard, the fans love you for being like this.”

Batty raised an eyebrow.

“Watch what I do?”

Batty: “I don’t understand.”

“Normal. If you continue to not understand, I will continue with my story.” Qiao Lin pretended to clear her throat. “Let’s not talk about this anymore, Barty. I have something to ask you.”

“explain.”

“Do you mind if I tease you and your godfather?”

“……what?”

“It’s not real anyway, so let me try it. The bachelor party before the wedding, the wedding dress, the gifts, it smells really good.”

Batty: …

“Besides, you’ve known your godfather for such a long time. When we were in the slums, he rescued you like an angel descended upon us. It was a textbook example of redemption. He’s also so handsome, a beauty among beauties. Don’t you have any idea?”

Batty: …
Batty: (picks up the bottle)

“I’ll count to three—”

“Hahahahahaha! Okay then I’ll eat it without worry!”

After saying that, Qiaolin shook her hair and rushed back into the house laughing wildly before Batty could scold her with a stern face.

It’s really fun to persecute Baby Batty.

……

At the same time, the classic post in the forum was pushed to the top again.

[Li Tao] Is the little king of Manchester City a gift?
3325
Family, BBB went to the wedding without anyone, I thought he would bring Teacher Ding
3326
Hey, you BBB have always been like this. My group fought over this (who should he take with him), and now, hey, we are all dumbfounded.
3327
It’s the New Year for Dantui people!

3328
Not only the solo promoters, but all the party members also celebrate the New Year!
3329
Hahahaha, Maer must be unhappy about not being taken to the wedding, so his IG profile picture was changed to a photo of him giving the middle finger
[Photo-The horse is wearing an orange training vest and smirking and giving the middle finger]
Some researchers found that this was when he first joined Manchester City in the 18-19 season. He was still very independent in playing football. BBB didn’t pass the ball to him during training and he gave BBB the middle finger.
The family members laughed
3330
It really made me laugh to death. You guys kept guessing and finally BBB took Niu Qiu and Li Qiaolin with him.
3331
Sister Lin posted an IG story
[gif-On the balcony of the villa, she and Batty behind her greeted the camera]

3332
Damn, Sister Lin’s skirt is so beautiful, is this couple good? They are childhood sweethearts. I want to eat them.
3333
(Doraemon is terrified.jpg)

3334
This is not good. If Sister Lin finds out, she will tear you apart.
3335-Wang Mumu
Don’t be serious, just friendship. To be honest, I can’t stand the temper of the little bastard (the real boss is here)

3336
Sister Lin! ! Is there any new food? ! We are out of food!
3337-Wang Mumu
Wait for me, I’ll post it in the evening. Just when the little bastard made me angry, I’ll give you guys an impa
(Fuck him!!.jpg)

3338
Thank you!
3339
BBB Center is great to have you!

3340
My dear friends, I recently found a new book on Green River. It is BBB and has a good article. I think it is good.
【Link-[Football] Let a midfielder be a big daddy】

3341
Main attacker and main receiver?

3342
The girlfriend is BBB, so she must be the main attacker, a blonde, blue-eyed, cold-blooded, super A long-haired attacker. It was clearly love at first sight in the locker room, but she pretended not to care, so she was put in the fish pond by BBB. She was always entangled in the early stage and got angry at herself.
3343
I’ve read this book, it’s ok, but I feel that the protagonist is a combination of Mr. Ding and pantyhose, plus he plays in the midfield, the sense of déjà vu is a bit strong. But the writing is quite close, this BBB is particularly sea, particularly bastard, particularly bitter, in general it is worth reading
3344-Wang Mumu
Ah, this one is good. I’ve read it and I think it’s very good, but it’s written too slowly.
(Stewed pigeon.jpg)
There’s a scene about a party in the middle that made me wonder if the author himself had been there to see it. It was really like that. The little bastard really kissed a few people with one sip of wine when he was drunk. I’ll translate it someday so that the little bastard can see it too.

3345
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
This kind of shame of dancing in front of steaming!
Don’t let BBB see it!
Otherwise I will hit my head against the pillar and die!
3346
Haha …, this forum is really full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers. It turns out the author is also here

3347
TT
3348
By the way, Sister Lin!
@Wang Mumu
Are you with BBB now? Can you go and ask him why he didn’t bring anyone to the event? Which fish in the pond is his favorite?

3349
+1
3350
+10086
3351-Wang Mumu
I’ve asked him about this, but the little bastard just won’t answer me. He keeps giving me ambiguous answers. Don’t ask me. If you ask, just say ‘I’m fine the way I am now’.

3352
Tsk tsk, I see, tsundere
3353
Very good, still the familiar BBB, still the familiar taste
3354
I agree with the above. I also think BBB is doing well. He became famous at a young age and has won all the awards. I talked to my friend before and he was worried that his performance would decline because he has no more ambitions.
3355
He hasn’t won all of them. In the Copa America in Brazil, he was injured and basically won without any effort.

3356
Ah, there is still hope, we still have something to look forward to.

3357
Hey – now it’s really BBB and MB who rule the world. I went to Tieba yesterday and it was true that the words that Messi and Ronaldo used to quarrel with are now also used on MB.

3358
I have always been curious, why is Mbappe always Batistuta’s nemesis? Shouldn’t it be Augustus?
3359
Chaihuo is a pervert and has been expelled from the list of enemies.

3360
I feel like BBB is the type who looks very popular but actually doesn’t like anyone.
3361
Atypical business batch (music)

3362
Flirting with everyone, but loving his family and himself the most, oh my god! BBB really loves him even more!
3363
hiss–
Suddenly I get his narcissus joke. Fish pond owners like BBB who have rich fish pond experience but don’t love anyone should fall in love with themselves.

3364
So is there a text?
3365
BBB’s Narcissus doesn’t seem to be very cold. There are some special entries for Lao*. You can check them out, but they should all be short stories.
3366
The child wants to eat, and wants to eat long and delicious meals.
@Wang Mumu

3367
[Fan photoshopped picture – the blackened and aggressive Batistuta (looking up) x the damaged Batistuta with blood on his face after falling on the field (looking down)]

3368-Wang Mumu
! ! ! ! ! ! !

3369-Wang Mumu
Oh my god! This picture! Who is the genius who photoshopped it? It’s so cool! I feel it as soon as I see it!
3370
So Sister Lin, are you going to do it?
3371-Wang Mumu
Do it! I’m going to do it a lot!
…

3421-Wang Mumu
(collapse)
3421-Wang Mumu
Got the family members
[File-My Favorite Him (BBB Narcissus).docx]

3422
There is also an additional
[File-Young Hope (BBB×Godfather).docx]

3423
! ! ! !
3424
Sister Lin!!! My God!

3425
Thank you mommy for feeding me!!
3426
Ahhh BBB and the Godfather! Finally there is food to eat!

3427-Wang Mumu
Keep a low profile, they are having a wedding. Although the big director doesn’t care, I think the little bastard still cares a lot (ps he must have liked his godfather when he was a child)
3428-Wang Mumu
Ok?
3429-Wang Mumu
etc–

3430-Wang Mumu
ah? ? ? ?

3431
What’s wrong, Sister Lin?
3432-Wang Mumu
My eyes are blurry, or is there something wrong with my narcissus? I just saw two little bastards in the living room.
3433
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
3434
Greatly shocked.jpg
3435
Although it is good to have food to eat, the cook cannot be exhausted to death. Sister Lin, go and have a rest.
3436
Yeah, go get some sleep.

3437
When I woke up, what daffodils! They seemed to smell good!

3438
It smells really good. Come, join us and wait for food happily.
3439-Wang Mumu
[Photo – The malfunction is obvious, and Batistuta’s back can be vaguely seen]

3440
Not sure, let’s see

(after a while)

3569
How is Sister Lin? Are you feeling better?

3570-Wang Mumu
No

3571-Wang Mumu
It seems to be getting worse… Oh my god! I saw two winged people! Am I going to send it soon! Oh oh, I saw the real Godfather, he is even better looking than the photo, I am going to jump into the pit… (garbled)

【Three Five Seven Two】
I want to ask, what the hell is this post? I have been reading it for the whole afternoon and my head is full of question marks. Is there something wrong with my browser? Who are these people in Tao?

3573
?
Is the person upstairs here to make fun of you?
3574
Hello newcomers, this is not a serious CP post, the main push is the Brazilian football player, the new king of football who just won the World Cup and is also the Premier League Manchester City King Batistuta

【Three, Five, Seven, Five】
I know it’s a CP post, I’m also a Cuju player, but the World Cup has just been crowned? The King of Manchester City?

3576
Yes, the above person has explained it very clearly, you can check it out.
【Three, Five, Seven, Seven】
I asked
【Three, Five, Seven, Eight】
But I didn’t find anything.
【Three, Five, Seven, Nine】
This post of yours is not about OC (original characters), right?
【3580】
Reality to oc
3581
??????????
3582
What the hell are you talking about? Are you here to cause trouble?
【Three Five Eight Three】
No, I really play Cuju, my home team is Bayern, and my main supporter is No.
【Three Five Eight Four】
(Screenshot – Baidu search for ‘Manchester City Kings’ yielded no results)
(Screenshot – Baidu search for ‘2022 World Cup new king ascends the throne’ has no results)
【Three Five Eight Five】
So [three five eight six]
Who is Batty?
【Three Five Eight Seven】
What the hell is the King of Manchester City?
……

Time goes back half an hour.

“Dudu, are you there?”

In the evening, Batistuta wanted to find his godfather to ask if it was okay for him to bring one more person, such as Neymar, to the wedding and what arrangements should be made. However, at the door of the room, he witnessed a very embarrassing scene.

The bed in the middle was in a mess, with the quilt and pillows scattered all over the place, as if it had just been ravaged by a missile. His godfather, the famous Hollywood director Edmundo, was being held down on the bed by his financial advisor Lucy and his main man Michel, grabbing his hands and feet.

Obviously, he was resisting fiercely, but outnumbered two to one, he was still at a disadvantage.

The moment Batty entered, the three of them stopped.

It was as if time suddenly stopped.

Edmundo was wearing a white suit and was trapped there. Lucy, dressed in black, was kneeling beside him, pressing his hands on the pillow above his head and pressing his arms with her knees. Michel, also dressed in white, was straddling Edmundo. He spread his legs and held down Edmundo’s kicking feet.

The clothes of the three men were a little messy, especially Edmundo. His shirt was lifted up, revealing a small section of his smooth white waist. He was still panting, with a flush on his face.

So really, you can’t blame Batti for having confused thoughts. Anyone who sees this scene will have wrong thoughts.

“you–“

Several people looked at each other.

There was tension in the air.

“It’s not what you think, Batty.” The director rolled his eyes and explained, “These two idiots made a mistake, and I really don’t want to help them clean it up-“

Before he finished speaking, two “swish” sounds were heard.

“Time is running out!”

Lucy had a pair of black wings spread out on her back, while Michelle had a pair of white wings spread out on her back.

Batty nearly popped his eyes out.

This is……

what?
What, what is that!

“Damn it!” Lucy cursed. It looked like spreading his wings was not a pleasant experience for him. “It’s all your fault, you damn vixen.”

He tapped Edmundo’s chin with his wing.

“If you hadn’t gotten Dad drunk, we wouldn’t be trapped here!” he said gritting his teeth.

“Why are you putting the blame on me?” The great director smacked his lips in dissatisfaction, “He is God, he can’t control himself and just wants to drink, what can I do?”

Batty’s brain is still in a state of shutdown.

so.

Uh, Lucy, and Michelle, the two archangels in the Bible.

what–

Batty suddenly sighed.

So, what Lucy said to him back then, “Your godfather is a man who dares to take God to bed,” was not an exaggeration, it was true.

“Really? I saw a fucking ghost.”

Batty’s laughter and curse made the three people in the room turn their attention back to him.

Lucy narrowed her eyes.

“Hey, don’t go after him.” The director noticed the devil’s bad intentions and kicked him, “He’s my godson, if you dare to touch him——”

“Ha! There is nothing I dare not do.” The devil gave a hellish smile.

“Think it over, Lucy.” Edmundo smirked, “Do you want me to tell God that you’re causing trouble again, and then he’ll punish you by making you clean up the temple?”

“My dear Dudu, I know you are God’s man.” The devil continued to smile, “But you have to understand that God is not here now.”

“you–“

“Michelle, what do you think?”

The archangel fluttered his wings and said nothing.

“Hehe, no one will help you, Edmundo.” Lucy raised her hand and drew a circle in the direction of Batty. “You made life difficult for me, so I will make life difficult for your godson too!”

Oh, shit.

Batty instinctively wanted to run, but he didn’t know what magic the devil used, his feet seemed to be firmly fixed to the ground.

“I’m warning you, Lucy, don’t do this to him—”

“How could I hurt him, Dudu? You think too bad of me.” The devil leaned over and gently stroked the director’s cheek with the back of his hand. At the same time, countless black tentacles extended from the shadow under him.

“Of course, the more interesting it is, the better!”

After saying that, he stood up and drew circles in Batty’s direction again.

Batty felt like his heart was about to jump out.

But the person on the other side is the devil, the devil in the Bible, what can he do!
‘Snapped! ‘

Then I saw a door appear in front of Batti.

“Lucy!! You–ah!”

The devil ignored the director’s angry accusations and blocked his mouth with several tentacles.

“Believe me, Batty.” Lucy turned her head and looked at Batty, “You will have a lot of fun there.”

As he reached out and turned it, the door opened.

Inside was a large mass of colorful, unknown stuff.

It’s like a time-space portal in a superhero movie.

Batty didn’t know what was waiting for him.

next second.

Several tentacles pushed Batty into the door.

“Ah ah ah ah ah!”

The man behind him waved his hand pretentiously: “Remember to be friendly, boy! Say ‘hi’ to your other self!”

……

“Ah ah ah ah ah!”

‘Boom! ‘

After half a minute of extreme dizziness, Batty finally landed on the ground, but his posture was not very elegant. At the critical moment, he could not even think of a “superhero” landing.

“Oh my god, my head.”

Feeling dizzy, Batty held his head and stood up.

“here it is–“

When he opened his eyes, he saw himself in… uh, it seemed like a tattoo shop?

‘Click! ’

Before Batty could figure out what was going on, he heard the sound of a pistol being loaded behind him, followed by a rather low and alert voice:
“Stand there and don’t move. Who are you and what do you want from me?”

hiss.

This voice, why does it sound familiar?

Batty raised his hands to show that he was harmless while sorting out his thoughts.

“Turn around so I can see you.”

Batty turned around obediently.

The first thing you see is a pair of black patent leather work boots, then a pair of old jeans that have been washed to a pale color, then a black apron, and the faintly visible honey-colored muscles underneath, which are obviously the result of years of gym training, and the dense tattoos on them. Looking further ahead, you can see that the hand holding the gun is covered with various gold and silver rings.

Finally, there is the familiar light-colored hair on the head.

And the face I see in the mirror every day.

The difference is that there is an obvious scar slanting diagonally at the position of his left eyebrow.

Barty blinked.

He finally understood what Lucy meant by her last words.

what–

He in this world is taller than him, stronger than him, and has more tattoos than him (Bati: Of course, I’m still cooler). Why is he so, hiss, uh, so A?

“…puta, who the hell are you!?”

This time, the swear words were filled with obvious anxiety, surprise, and impatience. It was obvious that the other party had also noticed the extremely similar appearance of the two people.

Barty cleared his throat.

“You may not believe it if I tell you this.” He licked the corner of his mouth, “I am you.”

(End of this chapter)