Siheyuan, counterattack from the proficiency panel
Chapter 178 Data Explosion
Chapter 178 Data Explosion
“Come and have a drink!” Shaking his head, Hu Yifei shook off the messy thoughts in his mind, then gritted his teeth and said viciously:
“He is so lucky to have such a good girlfriend like you! If he wants to bully you in the future, tell me and I will help you deal with him!”
Looking at the big sister in front of her who was trying to vent her anger for her, Lin Wanyu smiled and nodded, but her heart was filled with mixed feelings.
Because the two of them were just pretending to be a couple, but after spending a few days together, she also had feelings for Qin An, but she was not ready to start a relationship because she was afraid that she would lose her freedom after being together.
Qin An came out after squatting until his legs were numb. Seeing two beauties chatting, he walked over to them, touched his nose and said with a smile:
“Hey, we’re chatting.”
“Yes, An An,” Lin Wanyu said with a smile.
“It’s almost time, let’s go back, Zeng Xiaoxian’s show is about to start,” Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and immediately pulled Wanyu out of the bar.
“By the way, Zhang Wei, you are responsible for taking care of it!”
Looking at the backs of the two people leaving, and then looking at Zhang Wei who was sleeping soundly on the sofa, Qin An sighed deeply.
When checking out, the waiter told Qin An that the bill had already been paid for by Hu Yifei. Qin An smiled slightly, thinking that this woman had a sharp tongue but a soft heart.
“Zhang Wei? Lawyer Zhang? Zhang Yida?”
“Hmm…¥#@*¥#”
Looking at Zhang Wei who was sending an encrypted telegram in front of him, Qin An straightened his clothes, hugged him and helped him up, then staggered towards the door.
“Fei Fei, are we really not going to care about them?” Lin Wanyu said to Hu Yifei in the corridor.
“Are you feeling sorry for your boyfriend? If he can’t even handle Zhang Wei, how can he protect you in the future?” Hu Yifei said confidently, but her hand silently pressed the elevator button to the first floor.
“Don’t worry, it’s okay!”
On the other side, Qin An helped Zhang Wei just as they walked out of the bar, when a breeze blew slowly by.
Those who are drunk all know that the lethality of the wind at this time is equivalent to a fierce “stomach-bursting punch”.
Qin An secretly thought that something was wrong and hurriedly helped Zhang Wei to a trash can. As soon as he got there, Zhang Wei started spitting out rainbows from his mouth.
What a damn sin! Qin An covered his nose and pulled Zhang Wei’s collar from behind, fearing that he would fall into it.
“Hehe, it’s you, Qin An, thank you.” After vomiting for a while, Zhang Wei became much more sober and looked up at Qin An with a silly smile.
“Don’t thank me so quickly, let’s talk about it when we get back,” Qin An said in a muffled voice, pinching his nose.
“Hehe~”
Although he was much sober, he still walked in a daze. With Qin An’s support, the two of them walked towards the apartment in a roundabout way, which made Qin An very tired.
When they reached the elevator door, Qin An was surprised to find that the elevators were all on the first floor, which saved him a lot of effort, so he helped Zhang Wei walk inside.
As soon as the elevator door closed after entering, Zhang Wei smiled for a second and then burst into tears.
Qin Anke was so scared that he thought he was trapped by the elevator door.
“What’s wrong? Zhang Wei?” Qin An asked after checking and finding that everything was fine.
“Qin An, let me tell you, my life is just like this,” Zhang Wei said, and as Qin An was stunned, he took out a shiny glass wine glass from his pocket.
“It’s a complete tragedy! Woo woo woo~”
“I am an orphan, and grew up in an orphanage. I studied hard and aspired to become a great lawyer, but until now, I am still just an intern, woo woo woo~”
“Also, a while ago, I was getting married, you know? You know? Getting married!”
“I know, I know.” Looking at the hysterical man in front of him, Qin An, who was familiar with the plot, felt uncomfortable and had to say what he was saying.
“No! You don’t know! Aa …
“At the wedding, my bride ran away with someone else! I’m a complete joke, woof!” Just as Zhang Wei finished saying this, the elevator arrived.
After the door opened, Hu Yifei and others were standing in the corridor. Zhang Wei’s crying stopped abruptly. He stood up and wiped his tears in an instant. The atmosphere fell into silence for a while.
“I was just joking, hehe,” Zhang Wei forced a smile uglier than crying and walked out of the elevator. Just when everyone was at a loss, Zhang Wei’s crying voice was heard again from the living room.
“Woooooo~”
…………………………
In the living room of 3601, everyone stared at the confidentiality agreement in front of them.
“Didn’t you say you would keep it a secret for me? Why don’t you even dare to sign?” Zhang Wei looked at everyone with red eyes.
Just as everyone was thinking about whether to protect Zhang Wei’s fragile heart, Lu Ziqiao’s gloating voice came from outside the door:
“Hey? Are they all here? You may not believe this, but when I was sitting in the elevator just now, I heard a man howling: He was dumped by the bride at the wedding, what a unlucky guy, haha.”
“Haha. What’s wrong? Isn’t it funny?” Seeing that everyone’s expressions were not right, Lu Ziqiao looked confused.
“The unlucky guy you are talking about is me!” Zhang Wei stood up and roared.
“Ha ha ha ha.”
“I’m sorry, Zhang Wei! I sincerely apologize to you. I deeply regret this incident! Please forgive me!”
In front of Zhang Wei, Lu Ziqiao had a serious expression and bowed 90 degrees after he finished speaking.
“Forget it. My life is already a tragedy. It doesn’t matter.”
A farce ended.
After crying, Zhang Wei felt much better. Everyone was cracking melon seeds and chatting. There was a radio in the middle of the table.
Soon midnight arrived, and after a rustling sound, Zeng Xiaoxian’s voice was heard.
“Dear listeners, good evening, welcome to listen to “Your Moon My Heart””
“I am a good man. I am Zeng Xiaoxian”
“Friendly reminder, starting tonight, our program will add a storytelling segment, so that you can say goodbye to loneliness at midnight. Please look forward to it!”
“Okay, without further ado, today’s program is officially starting. First, let’s welcome the first listener to call in!”
Weird audience: “Hello host, I’ve run into a problem. I’ll make it short, but it’s a long story.”
“It’s okay, just take your time. I’m always all ears.”
Weird listener: “I fell in love with my colleague Azhi, but I didn’t tell him.”
Beside the radio, everyone looked at each other in bewilderment as they listened to the tongue twisters of the weird listeners on the radio station.
“Is this the kind of weirdo that Teacher Zeng faces every day?” Chen Meijia murmured as she crushed the potato chips in her mouth.
“It’s hard to make money and hard to eat shit. It’s really hard for him.” “Do you think we should crowdfund to hire a psychologist for Mr. Zeng? Working in this environment, it would be a miracle if he doesn’t have mental problems.”
After hearing this, everyone nodded in agreement.
Time flies, and finally it’s time to write the novel.
“Dear listeners, I wonder if you have ever heard of this saying: People light candles, but ghosts blow out the lights!”
“This is my friend’s story. To increase the sense of immersion, I will tell it in the first person.”
“Tomb robbing is not sightseeing, not reciting poetry, not painting or embroidery. It cannot be so elegant, so leisurely, so affectionate and silent, so like the heaven, earth, the emperor, the parents and the teacher.”
As the background music sounded, Zeng Xiaoxian’s voice gradually became low, a change from his previous style.
As he tells the story, a story about tomb raiding and exploration slowly unfolds.
Most of the people who listen to the radio broadcasts are taxi drivers. At the entrance of a nightclub, a few drunk young people who had just finished partying stopped a taxi and squeezed in.
The only sober boy told the address and then closed his eyes to rest. At this moment, a deep and powerful voice came from the car radio.
“Hu Guohua made a paper woman out of white paper, and used watercolor to paint eyebrows, eyes, nose, clothes and hair on the paper figure. From a distance, it looked like a living person. You are such a heartless person. I helped you with good intentions, but you want to burn me?”
The more the boy listened, the more interesting he found it, and he was soon immersed in the story.
When the car arrived at the place, the boy quickly asked: “Master, which radio station were you listening to just now?”
“It seems to be called: My Moon Your Heart?” the driver scratched his Mediterranean sea, uncertainly.
The same situation occurred in the girls’ dormitory. Li Mei, a senior student, was preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination.
She likes to play some emotional radio programs as background music while doing her homework.
But today she had trouble finishing this question. Her heart was beating so fast that any movement outside the window would make her jump with fear.
The two roommates covered their heads with the quilt at this time. They wanted to hear the follow-up but were afraid at the same time. They were typical inexperienced people who loved to play.
“Xiao Nan, how about we change the channel?” Li Mei looked at the girl wrapped in the quilt on the bed, her voice a little trembling.
“No! I want to listen!”
“Okay then~”
The story continues, when they heard that Hu Guohua had stolen the coffin of a female corpse and had her heart dug out, several people had already squeezed into one bed.
At this moment, the door of the dormitory was opened with a bang. The three people on the beds heard the noise and were so scared that they immediately sounded the air raid alarm. Their screams almost pierced the roof.
“Ah!!! What are you doing?” The person outside the door was also startled. He went into the room, turned on the light and said angrily.
Li Mei and the other two then realized that the other person was their roommate who had just returned from playing outside.
“Well, dear listeners, good times are always short-lived. Today’s program ends here. If you want to know what happens next, we will see you tomorrow at the same time!”
In the radio recording studio, after Zeng Xiaoxian turned off the equipment, he saw Lisa waving at him seriously through the glass.
Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian’s heart immediately began to beat fast. Could it be that no one wanted to listen to his story? No way?
When he walked out with a nervous mood, the next moment warm applause broke out all around.
“Teacher Zeng! Our show is going to be a hit!” Lisa walked up to Zeng Xiaoxian with the data in her hand, looking beaming with joy.
“Holy crap! Listening rate 10%, retention rate 90%? Lisa, you’re not kidding me?” Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the data with his eyes wide open, a look of disbelief on his face.
You know, the listening rate of Zeng Xiaoxian’s previous program was less than 1%, and the retention rate was out of the question. Otherwise, how come there was not even an advertiser?
“Congratulations, Teacher Zeng, the data is absolutely true and valid,” Lisa said in an affirmative tone.
“Damn, that’s great, thank you Lisa”, Zeng Xiaoxian gave the other person a warm hug, and then ran excitedly and said:
“I have to tell my friends this good news right away! Bye! See you tomorrow!”
Lisa looked at Zeng Xiaoxian’s back in the distance and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. This guy is not that bad.
“Ahem, you didn’t see anything just now, do you understand?” After coming to her senses, Lisa saw the strange expressions of the other staff members, so she coughed lightly and warned them.
Seeing that everyone agreed, he walked out humming a song with satisfaction.
“Today is a good day, everything you want can come true~”
After the elevator door opened, Zeng Xiaoxian came out humming a song, excitedly preparing to share the good news with his friends. However, when he looked up, he found that the room was pitch black.
Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little disappointed, but when he thought that everyone had to go to work during the day, he felt relieved.
Zeng Xiaoxian took out the key and prepared to open the door, but the door opened with a slight push. Just when he was confused.
The lights in the living room suddenly lit up, and before he could react, several fireworks exploded above his head, followed by uniform cheers.
“Congratulations to Mr. Zeng. The show’s debut ended perfectly! Yoho~”
Zeng Xiaoxian put down his hand that was covering his forehead and looked at the people in pajamas. His eyes were instantly moist and he suppressed his emotion and said:
“You guys haven’t slept yet?”
Everyone smiled at each other, and no one answered his question. Hu Yifei crossed her arms and joked:
“Hey, hey, is someone going to drop gold beans?”
“Teacher Zeng, cry! Teacher Zeng, cry! Teacher Zeng, cry!”
When they heard Hu Yifei say this, everyone started to make a noise.
“You guys! You’re so annoying~”, Zeng Xiaoxian raised his neck and pretended to be arrogant, but the next second the scene suddenly changed. He raised his index finger and said shyly.
In the living room, Zeng Xiaoxian ate while talking incessantly about his own mental journey and the reactions of his colleagues in the company.
Everyone gathered around him and looked at him with great interest, letting out an exclamation or two from time to time.
Qin An leaned on the sofa, looking at everyone quietly with a smile on his face. At this moment he felt extremely satisfied. His friends were by his side, his lover was opposite him, and when one person is happy, people from all directions come to congratulate him.
Isn’t this the life he has always dreamed of?
Hu Yifei, who was standing aside, glanced at Qin An who was smiling like an auntie, and couldn’t help but wonder in her heart what kind of person this guy was.
Sometimes I am as fragile as a child, and sometimes I am as mature as an old man.
He seemed to be able to feel everyone’s emotions. This little surprise tonight was proposed by him, and then everyone voted unanimously in favor of it.
But sometimes, he’s more like a jerk! Because when he climbed up from the sofa in the bar, he grabbed his dick twice.
Damn bastard! Thinking of this, Hu Yifei’s eyes flashed with murderous intent!
Qin An, who was enjoying the warm moment, suddenly felt a chill. After glancing over and seeing that it was Hu Yifei, he silently withdrew his gaze. It was his fault for not being able to do that.
Lin Wanyu glanced at the two of them out of the corner of her eye, an inexplicable emotion emerged in her eyes, but it was quickly covered up by a smile.
The next morning, when Qin An woke up and walked out of the bedroom, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian humming a song and busy in the kitchen wearing an apron.
(End of this chapter)