Chapter 571 If the Dragon King is an Exorcist (1)

Hanako is a popular ghost story in Japanese high schools.

The full name of this ghost story is “Hanako in the Toilet”. It originated in the 1950s and became a household urban legend after the 1980s.

There are roughly three versions of Hanako today: murder by homeroom teacher, heart attack, and the enduring School 80s.

For most people, ghost stories are just a form of after-dinner entertainment and are not real.

But in this world, some people know clearly that demons and monsters really exist.

Xia Mi, Longwowo, oh no, she is a Chinese student and exorcist. Since no one provides living expenses, the penniless Xia Mi has to work during the day and do some exorcism work at night.

Today she accepted the task of exorcising Hanako in the toilet, and Xia Mi took it on with full confidence.

After all, the person who issued the commission dared to offer a high price of 100,000 yen. 100,000 yen, a huge sum of money that can make the moral maiden give up her moral integrity!

As a professional exorcist, Xia Mi is fully equipped and is determined to help Hanako attain Buddhahood.

The place where the strange story happened, Seagull Girls’ High School.

That night, Xia Mi sneaked over the wall to avoid the night security patrol and came to the girls’ restroom on the third floor of the teaching building.

Different versions of Hanako’s ghost stories have different rules, for example, you cannot use the local dialect and you need to leave the toilet within three seconds or you will die.

The summoning rules are the same, that is, at midnight or at a specific time, go to the third room of the girls’ restroom on the third floor of the school, knock on the door three times and ask “Hanako, are you there?”

If you hear a response of “yes”, you may see her appear.

To be honest, this is an urban legend that is difficult to trigger, as long as you don’t ask Hanako if she is there, the possibility of running into Hanako in this life is very small.

Xia Mi walked into the women’s restroom. There was no light at night, the faucet in the sink was dripping, and the floor was a little slippery. She looked at the rows of doors and fell into deep thought.

Should we count the third door from left to right or from right to left?
This is a very valuable question.

Xia Mi decided to try them all.

Count from left to right first. I was lucky and succeeded on the first try.

“Hanako, are you there?”

“Hanako, are you there?”

“Hanako, are you there?”

“Cogito ergo sum.”

Xia Mi tilted her head. It seemed that this Hanako was a female ghost who had received higher education.

Anyway, Hanako showed up.

Xia Mi clearly felt that the temperature around her had dropped a lot, and there was a creepy chill.

A cold voice came from inside the door.

Xia Mi hurriedly stepped back and took out a peach wood sword. A peach wood sword is a magical weapon to ward off evil spirits, and the best ones are made of wood struck by lightning. This peach wood sword Xia Mi owns is the real thing.

The third door was pushed open, and Hanako in a red dress floated out. Her dress was so red that it seemed like you could squeeze blood out of it. However, she did not have the traditional student hairstyle, but rather rare gray hair, white calf socks and red-soled indoor shoes. Hanako stared at Xia Mi with resentment.

Xia Mi was fearless. She held a peach wood sword in one hand and a cinnabar talisman on yellow paper in the other. She muttered something and walked in the steps of the Big Dipper.

“The heaven and earth are natural, the foul air is dispersed… the evil filth is dissipated, and the Tao Qi is always there!”

Hanako, or Xia Mo, looked at Xia Mi who was running around and tilted her head.

“Point your sword in all directions, the evil demons retreat!”

Xia Mi suddenly thrust a flying sword straight at Xia Mo, and Xia Mo was unable to dodge and was stabbed by the peach wood sword.

Xia Mo: …

“Huh? Why is there no effect?”

Xia Mi was stunned.

Xia Mo showed a bleak smile, which looked a little scary with her pale and unhealthy face. “Kill you.”

Xia Mo stabbed her chest with the peach wood sword and stretched out his hands to pinch Xia Mi. At the same time, the mop in the toilet was dragged into the air by his mind.

Xia Mi’s face turned pale when she saw this. “Don’t attack me with magic.”

Bagua wandering palm!
Facing Xia Mo’s neck-strangling attack, Xia Mi nimbly and lightly flipped her hand and slapped Xia Mo away, then began to fight.

As an exorcist, isn’t it normal to know some martial arts?

Xia Mi fought and retreated. She retreated to the corridor. The bathroom was Hanako’s territory. Her strength would be greatly increased there and she could not be attacked by force.

Xia Mo floated to the corridor. She looked down on Xia Mi, who was obviously an amateur exorcist. However, she was surprised that Xia Mi could actually touch her entity.

Of course, Xia Mi wears a silver cross blessed by the Pope of the Vatican around her neck, which can not only drive away evil spirits but also allow her to sense ghosts and monsters.

Eh? Xia Mi realized why the peach wood sword was useless, because the five elements were in conflict, and it was taboo to carry metal objects when using the peach wood sword, and mithril was also a metal.

“Hanako! Just be obedient and let me save you!” Xia Mi held a peach wood sword in one hand and a cross in the other, combining Chinese and Western styles, and spoke righteously.

“You think you can save me? Can’t you see the strength between us?” Xia Mo sneered.

“I am well-known for being stubborn. People nickname me the Stubborn Exorcist,” Xia Mi said seriously. “I am well-versed in history and the present, and I have mastered both Chinese and Western knowledge. I am not here to show off. Tell my mother, I am not a coward!”

“Okay, you scumbag exorcist, today I’m going to make you drown in the toilet.”

“Don’t be so perverted.” Xia Mi said loudly.

Xia Mi rushed forward and fought with Xia Mo. She had a weapon, and Xia Mo also had one. She drew out a dagger and fought back and forth with Xia Mi.

Is this what an exorcism should look like?

I always feel like I have accidentally entered a martial arts film set?

Xia Mi and Xia Mo fought for more than ten rounds. The weapons of both sides were knocked away and they had to fight with bare hands.

In addition to the Bagua Youshen Palm, Xia Mi also knows grappling and wrestling. After all, she has mastered both Chinese and Western culture.

“What?!” Xia Mo was surprised at Xia Mi’s rich knowledge.

Humph, but she’s not bad either!

Xia Mi roared angrily and swung his right fist towards Xia Mo’s temple, but Xia Mo dodged by lowering his head.

Xia Mo took advantage of the situation and pressed himself against Xia Mi’s chest. His left arm wrapped around her neck like a poisonous snake, and his right hand grabbed Xia Mi’s waist – this was a precursor to an over-the-shoulder throw.

Xia Mi reacted extremely quickly and rammed her knee into Xia Mo’s abdomen, forcing her to let go and move back.

The two men staggered apart, each wiping the sweat from their foreheads (how could a ghost secrete body fluids?), their eyes filled with fighting spirit.

The first round is over.

The second round begins!
Xia Mo pounced on Xia Mi again, trying to suppress her with her weight, but was knocked over by the other party with a nimble dive and leg grab.

Xia Mi took advantage of the situation and rode on Xia Mo’s chest, punching her in the face like raindrops, without any thought of showing mercy, after all, she was a beautiful girl.

It’s so exciting! The fight between two beautiful girls, sweating profusely, is worth the ticket price even if they die.

Xia Mo suddenly jumped up, turned over and pressed Xia Mi to the ground with brute force, and Xia Mo’s slender arms strangled Xia Mi’s throat.

“It’s over, you worthless exorcist!” Xia Mo grinned.

A hint of cunning flashed in Xia Mi’s eyes. At this moment, she bent her right leg, hooked her ankle around Xia Mo’s left shoulder, and wrapped her left leg around the back of her neck like lightning – the double-leg neck clamp was formed instantly!

When it comes to close combat, no one can match Xia Mi. She is a professional exorcist who is good at physical exorcism!
The body’s flexibility is maximized!
Xia Mo’s face turned purple due to lack of oxygen. She pounded Xia Mi’s hard ribs frantically, but Xia Mi gritted his teeth and tightened his legs, as deadly as a giant python strangling its prey.

One second, two seconds, three seconds…

Xia Mo felt that she was about to be physically transcended by Xia Mi. Her consciousness gradually became blurred, and her hands weakly beat Xia Mi’s chest. Her hands fell below, which was the position of Xia Mi’s lower abdomen.

Ok?
Xia Mo’s face suddenly turned pale.

(End of this chapter)