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Chapter 102: The God of War returns after 3 years, and finds his wife getting married to someone els
Chapter 102: The God of War returns after three years, and catches his wife getting married to someone else! Angered by the million-dollar betrothal gift (Part )
“This is right.”
The bald musician changed to a suona, put it in his mouth and started to play.
“Fuck you!”
The old leader of the orchestra was frightened and reacted extremely quickly. He rushed forward, hugged the bald musician by the neck, and knocked him to the ground with a plop.
Then he looked up in horror at the patriarch of the Jonas family: “Sir! I’m sorry, he forgot to take his medicine when he went out.”
Patriarch Jonas’s expression gradually turned ugly.
But the wedding was on the spot.
Billions of people around the world are watching.
He suppressed his murderous intent and said nothing more, waving his hand to signal the ceremony to continue.
The band leader instantly breathed a sigh of relief.
He quickly called the musicians, who were sweating profusely, and continued playing.
In the huge main hall, melodious music quickly sounded again.
Jonas Kamble and Nalan Yanran, who were interrupted by this unexpected incident, looked at each other, put on their formal smiles again, and walked towards the high platform in front of the main hall…
“If you want to die, jump into the river yourself!” Pulling the bald musician to the inner side of the orchestra, the band leader’s face was extremely livid, his eyes spitting fire: “Don’t get us into trouble!”
“Sorry. I don’t dare anymore.” The bald musician laughed awkwardly.
“Where’s your instrument?”
“What was I pulling before?”
“…Are you really sick?” The band leader was so angry that he was shaking all over, but he still tried to lower his voice: “Aren’t you a clarinet player?”
“oh oh.”
Nodding suddenly, the bald musician scanned the floor several times and finally found a clarinet. He picked it up and held it in his hand: “Found it.”
“… Stop bragging.”
“Huh? Why?”
“Until the ceremony is over, just stay here obediently.” The band leader clenched his fists and tried to remain calm.
“Then my salary is not in vain?” the bald musician was surprised.
“Salary?” The team leader gritted his teeth and said, “After today, if you still have a life to spend it, it will be considered a reward for your ability!”
After saying that, he fiercely snatched the other person’s clarinet.
With a “crack”.
Break it with great force.
Then, without even looking at the bald musician, he turned around and squeezed into the front row of the orchestra and began to direct the performance of the musicians.
……
And at this time.
Jonas Campbell and Nalan Yanran, holding hands, walked along the long red carpet under the watchful eyes of the crowd.
Arrived in front of the platform.
One stood on the left and one on the right of the bishop.
“Good morning, blessed lucky one.” The bishop smiled and nodded to Jonas Campbell standing on his left.
“Three grams of oil.” Jonas smiled back.
The bishop turned around and looked at Nalan Yanran again: “Your Highness, I have never seen a bride as beautiful and sacred as you.”
“Thank you.”
He took a step back, motioning for the two to hold hands again. The bishop straightened up, looked around the audience, and said in a clear and loud voice: “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God, and in the presence of this company…”
“Dear everyone.” Two pastors standing in the corner of the platform translated simultaneously with great emotion: “We gather here under the gaze of God and in front of everyone…”
“which is an honorable estate, instituted of God in the time of man’s innocency…”
“Marriage is a glorious institution, instituted by God in the days of human innocence, foreshadowing for us…”
“which holy estate Christ adorned and beautified with his presence…”
“Into this holy order Christ graced it with his presence…”
“…in Cana of Galilee…”
“His first miracle at Cana is also connected with this… Therefore, no one should begin or practice marriage lightly, carelessly, or rashly, but with fear, discretion, prudence, solemnity, and the fear of God…”
In the corner seat.
Xiao Yaya frowned: “Sha? Sha? Sha? Sha? He said Sha?”
“It’s chanting.” Xiao Guanguan raised his hand to explain: “Xiao Yu once said that in ancient times, when various sacrifices and rituals were performed, wizards and shamans would also be arranged to chant spells.”
“I see.”
soon.
The bishop’s “spell” came to an end.
Glancing at the audience again, he cleared his throat and said in a higher pitched voice: “If any man can show just cause…let him speak now, or else hereafter forever hold his peace.”
The pastors on both sides were also startled.
In unison: “If anyone can give a good reason why they cannot legally be united, please say it now.”
“Otherwise, remain silent forever.”
“boom!”
All the Jonas family’s thugs burst out with momentum, shocking the whole audience!
On the Internet, all comment functions in the comment sections of major live broadcast rooms were instantly shut down…
For a while.
Both online and offline, there was complete silence.
“…”
“…”
“Yes.”
The silence lasted for a long time.
The bishop nodded with satisfaction and raised his hands slightly: “Congratulations to you both.”
“let’s go!”
The leader of the orchestra shuddered and immediately raised his hand: “Music!”
All musicians, play quickly.
“Dong dong dong dong——”
But before the first note appeared, it was interrupted again.
This time, it was a dense drumbeat!
“Dong dong dong…”
The bald musician who had just appeared came out, wearing sunglasses, holding a microphone and carrying a booming speaker.
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Everyone in the audience: “???”
“Let’s follow Mai C Water Princess, Mai C Freezing Point, and come together!”
The prelude ended quickly, and the bald musician immediately raised the microphone high, swaying his body to the DJ’s rhythm: “Kang Mang! You You – you are someone else’s mistress.”
“Da da!”
“I know, it’s not because of love.”
“The night is so brilliant.”
“It’s just that you’re not here with me…”
Everyone in the audience: “??????”
“Finally you~ have become someone else’s mistress!” The bald musician swayed excitedly, facing the dumbfounded Nalan Yanran on the stage, and even tried to mobilize the whole audience: “Da Da – from now on I will no longer be your harbor. Everyone come together!”
Everyone in the audience: “…”
“Youyou!” Xiao Yaya stood up decisively and jumped onto the dining table: “When you snuggle in his arms~”
The bald musician turned around as if he had met a bosom friend, and said in unison with Xiao Yaya: “Has it been ~?”
“Forget the love I once gave you!” ×2
Everyone in the audience: “…”
“One more time!” the bald musician shouted, “Finally you’ve become someone else’s mistress!!”
“Well, I know…” Xiao Jiji climbed onto the dining table, his mouth full of food, and mumbled: “That… that’s not because of the milk…”
“You two come down!” Chen Banxian was angry and jumped up: “The night is so brilliant~”
“It’s just that you’re not here with me—” ×4
Everyone in the audience: “…” “Kang Mang!” The bald musician raised his voice: “Finally, you have become someone else’s mistress!”
On the stage, Jonas Kamble also nodded uncontrollably to the drum beats, excitedly imitating: “From now on, I will no longer be your haven~”
Nalan Yanran: “…”
“…” Slowly coming back to his senses, the Jonas family patriarch’s pupils trembled, trembled, and trembled again: “Looking for…”
“You’re looking for death!” The band leader flashed to the scene and kicked fiercely: “Go to hell!”
“boom–“
He kicked the bald musician out of the hall.
The sound of music suddenly disappeared.
“Sir! I’ll go and deal with him right now!” The band leader chased after him with a deathly pale face and murderous intent.
Everyone in the audience: “…”
“…”
The hall returned to peace.
Chen Banxian dragged Xiao Yaya and Xiao Jiji down from the table timidly, pretending nothing had happened, and fed each other.
“Disciple, try this. It’s delicious.”
“Mmmmm! Sister, this is delicious too.”
“Isn’t this a plate…”
Closing his eyes, Patriarch Jonas resisted the urge to blow up the entire main hall and took a deep breath. He opened his eyes and gestured to his frightened subordinates.
“Yes!”
The subordinate wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and disappeared instantly.
Then, his eyes flickered for a moment and focused on Chen Banxian’s family: “Mr. Chen.”
“Oh, please give me your instructions!” Chen Banxian stood up hurriedly with a chicken leg still in his mouth.
“My Jonas family and the Nalan family kindly invited you to participate in the ceremony. Why did you arrange such a person to disrupt it?”
Chen Banxian: “?”
Chen Banxian spat out half a chicken leg in his mouth and couldn’t believe it: “What…what does it have to do with us?”
“It’s just a false charge.” Xiao Yaya swallowed the food in the air and said carelessly, “You’ll have a reason to find fault later.”
“…I will find out everything.” The Jonas clan leader’s eyes were filled with murderous intent: “Anyone behind this, our Jonas clan will definitely wipe him out.”
The words fell.
The entire wedding hall seemed to be covered with a layer of cold…
Sitting down again, Patriarch Jonas glanced around the hall where one could hear a pin drop, and waved his hand: “Kick out all the musicians. Then the wedding will continue.”
“Yes!”
Many Jonas family thugs with cold faces immediately and violently drove away all the band members.
The scene became solemn.
On the platform, the bishop looked up at the clock, straightened up, and continued to face Jonas Kamble and Nalan Yanran with a smile: “You two, please take the oath directly.”
“Okay.” Jonas Campbell nodded, looked at Nalan Yanran affectionately, and held her delicate hands tightly: “Xiao Daier. I love you.”
Nalan Yanran: “…”
Everyone in the audience: “…”
bishop:”……”
The bishop slowly took out a card from his robe and looked at the name on it carefully, frowning: “Sir Joe… Jonas, please… speak louder and speak seriously.”
“I love you!” Jonas Campbell shouted, “Xiao Daier!”
Nalan Yanran: “…”
Everyone in the audience: “…”
Sweat began to drip from the bishop’s forehead.
Throughout the wedding, he had been able to remain calm in all kinds of emergencies, but finally he couldn’t keep calm anymore: “Um… Sir Jonas, what’s the name of the bride?”
“…Xiao…Nalan Yanran.”
“Then you should…”
“I love you! Nalan Yanran!” Jonas Campbell quickly changed his words and raised his voice again: “Nalan Yanran! I love you!”
Nalan Yanran: “…”
Everyone in the audience: “…”
“Mr. Jonas, hahahaha. You are really humorous.” Under the strange gazes of everyone present, the bishop laughed hoarsely a few times and swallowed his saliva: “You can officially take the oath.”
“I love you! Nalan Yanran.” Jonas Kamble said seriously, holding up two fingers: “I swear! I swear to God.”
bishop:”……”
On the opposite side, Nalan Yanran’s expression finally couldn’t remain calm anymore.
After a long silence, she said expressionlessly, “I Nalan, take you, Jonas, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward… according to God’s holy law. In the presence of God I make this vow.”
The pastors on both sides quickly translated: “Under the witness of God and the guidance of God’s law. I, Nalan Yanran, marry you, Jonas, as my husband. From now on and forever, no matter in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, I will love you and cherish you until death separates us.”
The bishop hurriedly said to Jonas, “It’s your turn. Just do as you are told.”
“Hey… Hey Nalan… Um…” Jonas Cambre scratched his head: “Ah… Saury, I’m not good at English. Can you speak in Dongda language?”
Everyone at the scene: “???”
“No way… Well, let me do the whole job for you.” Like a magic trick, Jonas Campbell took out a pair of clappers, his eyes sparkling and full of wisdom!
As everyone was stunned and shocked, the fight started with a “crackling” sound.
“Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Those coming from the south, those going to the north, those coming from the south, those coming from …
“Pah, pah, pah, pah…”
“We’ll make the bed this year! We’ll fill in the number one scholar next year.”
“Sprinkle a few handfuls of big red dates, and the baby will be born early!”
“Yoshi!” Xiao Yaya, who was the first to come to her senses, had bright eyes. She stood up quickly and started clapping the table and benches to beat the rhythm: “Dong dong long dong long dong dong!”
“Walking on the street! Going to the market! Riding a motorcycle and losing gear!” Jonas Kamble was surprised and clapped his hands even harder: “Stretch this way, grow that way, and when you have a child, call mom first!”
“Pah-pah-pah-pah-pah!”
Chen Banxian rolled up his sleeves and rushed to the meeting in high spirits: “Those coming from the south, those going to the north, those coming from the south!”
Xiao Yaya suddenly sang: “Everyone come and polish your shoes! Polish your shoes! Do you think they are shiny or not?!”
“First the gold, then the silver, the unicorn will bring a child to your door.” Jonas Kamble excitedly circled around Nalan Yanran and the stupid bishop: “Five-colored flags are waving in the wind, and hundreds of floats are arriving at the door! The sound of firecrackers surprises the guests, and the happy words are all smiles!”
Xiao Yaya sang loudly: “Everyone come and polish your shoes! Polish your shoes! Do you think they are shiny or not?”
“Those who come from the south, those who go to the north, those who go to the south.” Chen Banxian was not inferior to Jonas Cambre in a head-to-head competition: “Please, newcomers, get on the saddle, and may you be blessed with good fortune and live a long life!”
Xiao Jiji also jumped onto the table, stretched his neck and shouted with Xiao Yaya: “Everyone come and polish your shoes! Polish your shoes! Do you think they’ll be shiny or not?”
“The girls supporting the sedan chair are in pairs, and the distinguished guests are led out of the sedan chair! Come for a walk! Praise! My wife Peony, Qiao!”
All the allegro and percussion stop at the same time.
Jonas Kamble asked his father, “Everyone come and shine your shoes!”
Xiao Yaya & Xiao Jiji: “Shine your shoes!”
Chen Banxian: “Do you think it’s bright?”
Patriarch Jonas: “…”
Everyone in the audience: “…”
offstage.
At this time, even though Chief Jonas was slow to react, he realized something and stood up in fear, trembling all over.
Jonas Kamble on the stage also stopped smiling.
A dazzling light suddenly emanated from the body!
The hall was illuminated as if it were daytime!
next second.
The living Jonas Kumble disappeared into thin air.
Stand on the original flavor.
It was Xiao Yu with a calm expression.
“You tell me, is it bright or not?”
……
(End of this chapter)