I am submissive in Journey to the West, I strike hard at the gods
Chapter 316: Not Finding Trouble, But Worshipping God
“咴咴!”
Sun Wukong dodged while making horse sounds and waving his hand.
The Pegasus, which was originally galloping at a very fast speed, suddenly slowed down.
It seemed that Sun Wukong was about to dodge the oncoming attack again.
Wude Xingjun was confused.
This special code was resolved again and again by Sun Wukong.
I really don’t have much reason to continue causing trouble next.
At this point, we can only…
Wude Xingjun became ruthless and no longer cared about his face.
I saw him exert force with both hands and grab the reins of the Pegasus tightly.
Bang!
Wude Xingjun suddenly fell backwards and fell directly to the ground…
Jiang Wang was stunned by what he saw.
“Can you still perform it openly?”
“No!”
“This is pure picking faults, there is no acting skills at all…”
Sun Wukong was also stunned.
“No way, big brother, I am so humble and I will give in to you, just because I don’t want to cause any trouble…”
The chief inspector, deputy inspector and other officials who were following nearby rubbed their eyes.
“Isn’t it true? The great Lord of Martial Virtue actually fell off his horse?”
“And this is when Pegasus is slowing down…”
“Even if you are a mortal, you wouldn’t be like this, right?”
It’s dark all around.
“Tsk, tsk, tsk!”
“This guy Wu De Xing Jun really put a lot of thought into this!”
“His acting is terrible. We need to practice acting more in the future. We can’t be like today…”
“Why did the Great Lord ask us to act with this monkey?”
“I heard that it was because of the Journey to the West catastrophe!”
“Not only the Heavenly Court, but also Lingshan is involved!”
“In addition to minimizing the harm of this catastrophe, the most important purpose is to help the two saints in the West repay the merits of the Heavenly Dao…”
“How many immortals, gods, bodhisattvas and Buddhas will be involved? Isn’t this a grand drama of the three realms?”
A group of immortals and gods were discussing the matter.
At this time.
Wude Xingjun cried out in pain, pretending to have fallen badly, lying on the ground, and then crawled to his feet, as if he was just a mortal.
Forgetting the powerful body of a peak Taiyi Golden Immortal, even a mountain of swords, a sea of fire, an axe, and a lightning bolt would not be a problem…
“You are such a good horseman, did you choose the naughty Pegasus to tease me on purpose?”
He pointed at Sun Wukong angrily with a cold look and shouted loudly.
Looking at the furious look of Wude Star Lord.
“Even if we just tolerate it, we can’t stop the story of the Journey to the West from continuing…”
Sun Wukong sighed in his heart, he really didn’t want to do that.
But now that he has been clearly bullied, he is not a coward.
“If you want to fight, then fight!”
A golden light suddenly appeared.
One hand is clenched loosely.
Ruyi Golden Hoop!
boom!
A stick swept out.
The air exploded the white waves, stirring up a rolling wind…
“Humph!”
Wude Xingjun glanced at him, spat with disdain, and said coldly: “Sure enough, a monster is a monster!”
“Even if he becomes an immortal, he is still stubborn and unruly…”
talking.
He clenched his hand.
bass!
A purple-black broadsword appeared in his palm, emitting an unparalleled fierce power and murderous aura!
It was like a magic blade that had experienced countless battles and killed countless lives.
In other words, it is the Demon Blade!
Because the Wude Star Lord is in charge of military affairs.
A god worshipped and sacrificed by soldiers and warriors on earth.
Over a long period of time, with the help of mortal faith, this magic blade was refined.
Moreover, he had been practicing all the way, killing many people in the process…
natural.
Full of evil spirit.
The knife is also full of magic…
Buzz!
The broadsword vibrated and made a slight sound.
As the Ruyi Golden Cudgel swept over with great force, the wind and waves rose violently.
The God of War, holding the purple-black magic blade in his big hand, slashed forward.
boom!
Sonorous!
Gold and iron echo.
The Ruyi Golden Cudgel directly knocked the purple-black magic blade away.
The tiger’s mouth of Wude Xingjun was also cracked by the violent force transmitted along the weapon, and blood gushed out!
The whole body was also knocked down…
Bang.
dusty.
“Monkey, you!”
“You are a lowly horse breeder, a lowly horse keeper!”
“How dare you be so disrespectful to this Star Lord and use such a heavy hand!”
“Ah, poof…”
Wude Xingjun collapsed to the ground, looking up at Sun Wukong and pointing at him angrily.
Suddenly a mouthful of blood spurted out.
It looked like he was “seriously injured”!
“Martial Virtue Star Lord, even if this is just acting, you have to be more serious…”
The voice of Taibai Jinxing, who was secretly supervising, came quietly, and the corners of his mouth could not help but twitch.
false!
Too fake!
“I can’t help it. I’m worried that this monkey won’t follow the routine and won’t follow the script.”
“I had no choice but to lie down and pretend to be defeated…”
Wude Xingjun curled his lips and answered helplessly through telepathy.
“…”
Jiang Wang’s face twitched.
His mood was similar to Taibai Jinxing’s.
It’s so perfunctory! It’s so perfunctory!
When the Lord of Martial Arts and Sun Wukong fought, wouldn’t the battle last for hundreds of rounds, using their magical powers and spells to collide?
How come he was knocked down with just one blow?
Sun Wukong wanted to curse in his heart.
“This Wude Star Lord actually learned the moves I was going to use. He is really very cunning…”
That’s right.
He was also prepared to pretend to be defeated…
No, he was an early Golden Immortal, and he was no match for the peak Taiyi Golden Immortal!
According to Sun Wukong’s plan, he would fight with the Lord of Wude for two or three moves, then fall to the ground and admit defeat, pretending to be seriously injured.
This way, he avoided being sued by Wude Xingjun later.
As long as he stayed put, no matter how much he called him Bi Ma Wen, he would never go down to the mortal world to rebel against the Heavenly Court…
But now.
The other party directly blocked his way.
Although he can still stay and accept the punishment from the Great Lord.
But even the God of Wude was so shameless that he was knocked down by me with a stick.
There is no guarantee of what will happen next. Those big guys and bigwigs will forcefully control him and force him to rebel against the Heavenly Court and continue his acting!
By that time, there was no autonomy…
“Forget it, fate cannot be defied…”
Sun Wukong sighed, pointed at Wude Xingjun, and cursed with laughter: “What Wude Xingjun, nothing more than this!”
“You keep calling me Bi Ma Wen and humiliating me like this. I won’t stand it anymore!”
As he said this, he kicked Wude Star Lord on the butt, rode his somersault cloud straight to the South Heaven Gate, and swaggered down to the human world.
Looking at the figure leaving in a graceful manner.
“This damned monkey…”
Wude Xingjun wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and muttered curses.
It’s fine to point at myself and humiliate and scold me, after all, that’s the effect I want.
So as to label Sun Wukong as unruly and naughty.
But he actually took this opportunity to kick himself…
But the big stone in his heart finally fell to the ground.
It was worth it that I released all the water from the four seas. With the strength of a peak Taiyi Golden Immortal, I lost to a small Golden Immortal. Now that I have finally completed the task, I can go to the Great Celestial Venerable to report.
Thinking of this, Wude Xingjun flew straight up to the ninth heaven and headed for Lingxiao Palace…
“Ah!”
Jiang Wang came to the South Heaven Gate and watched Sun Wukong’s figure disappear in the clouds, with a slight smile on his face.
“I’ve said it before, destiny is hard to defy.”
“I told you to obey my instructions, but now all your efforts have been in vain. You just followed the script obediently…”
The gods and immortals who came to watch the fun retreated.
In the Imperial Stables.
The chief supervisor, deputy supervisor and other officials stared at each other in amazement.
How is this going?
Our own chief steward actually injured the Lord of Martial Virtue and rebelled against the Heavenly Court?
The human world.
Huaguoshan!
Looking at the beautiful mountains and rivers in front of me.
The mountains and plains were filled with monkeys, as well as the seventy-two demon kings and their subordinates, and groups of birds and beasts.
Sun Wukong calmed down his resentment and anger, and descended from the clouds…
“My little ones, your king is back!”
Sun Wukong shouted loudly.
The sound was as loud as a bell, echoing in the mountains for a long time.
Looking at the clouds flying over the horizon, they were shining with golden light.
“It’s the king, the king is back!”
Four strong generals, two marshals Ma and Liu, two generals Beng and Ba, led the monkeys and their descendants.
The seventy-two demon kings led the birds and beasts of their respective tribes and rushed towards Sun Wukong, cheering loudly.
They kowtowed one by one and welcomed Sun Wukong into the Water Curtain Cave, where he ascended the throne and were presented with fruits, water and wine to welcome him.
“Congratulations, Your Majesty. Congratulations, Your Majesty, on becoming an official in the upper realm.”
“It’s been more than a month now. Are you coming back to take us to heaven to enjoy happiness together?”
A group of monkeys asked.
The saying that one day in heaven is equal to one year on earth is extremely absurd and wrong.
Sun Wukong stayed in heaven for more than a month, and in the human world for no more than thirty days.
Otherwise, since the speed of time flows differently in heaven and the human world, how would the gods and immortals in the sky handle human affairs?
In the blink of an eye, a long time has passed in the world, and some things cannot be done at all.
For example, a drought occurred somewhere in the world.
The immortal god who was in charge of this matter reported to the Great Celestial Lord.
The Great Celestial Lord then gave orders to the Dragon King, ordering the God of Wind and the God of Rain to bring rain.
How long will it take to go back and forth?
Even if only half a day has passed, half a year has already passed in the human world.
The drought has long passed, the crops have died, and the people have fled…
“Ah!”
Sun Wukong was thinking about how to explain it, but he didn’t know how to talk about the great catastrophe in the Journey to the West, so he just followed the script and came down to earth.
He could only pretend to be ashamed and angry, clenched his fist and smashed it hard on the table, breaking a corner, and said in a cold voice: “The Heavenly Palace is too depressing. Some immortals and gods do whatever they want, are arrogant, and speak insulting words all the time.”
“That Wude Xingjun came to my Imperial Horse Administration and called me Bimawen over and over again. This is really too much!”
“And I heard from him that he was following the orders of the Great Heavenly Lord.”
“I think this matter is also related to the Great Heavenly Venerable…”
Having said this, he secretly apologized to the Great Heavenly Venerable in his heart.
The Chief of the Imperial Stables is a fifth-rank official, no small official.
Bimawen is just a humiliating name…
“What is Bimawen?”
The white-haired, red-butted monkey asked.
However, Taibai Jinxing saw that Sun Wukong was so angry and deliberately wanted to stab him with a knife.
“…”
Sun Wukong glanced at the white-haired red-headed monkey and thought that the other party talked too much.
Although he didn’t mind the title…
“Horse breeders are lowly and not worthy of the upper class.”
“I was provoked and insulted by the Star Lord Wude, and I was very angry. I beat him up and left the Heavenly Palace!”
“I don’t want to suffer that humiliation…”
Sun Wukong answered briefly.
“It is so. That Wude Xingjun is really hateful…”
Upon hearing this, the white-haired, red-butted monkey was filled with righteous indignation and joined him in cursing.
“You are back, great! You are the king in this blessed land, and you are respected and happy by us. Why do you need to be a groom in heaven?”
The monkeys and their descendants cheered.
Sun Wukong could no longer accompany them when he went to heaven. After more than a month, the monkeys were very reluctant to let him go.
“Yes, no more going to heaven.”
Sun Wukong echoed as he drank his wine.
But he knew in his heart that it would not be long before the Heavenly Court would send soldiers and generals to attack the Flower-Fruit Mountain and capture him.
Then pretend to fail, recruit again, and give him a big false title…
All of this was told to him by Jiang Wang.
“It’s so disgusting!”
“You have to use me as a monkey to act.”
“One day, I will jump off the chessboard and stop being a chess piece. I will become the chess master…”
Sun Wukong drank alone and swore secretly in his heart.
He didn’t want to be played with, have his fate arranged, or be a clown…
But now the situation is stronger than people, and the strength of the planner is so strong that the entire Heaven and Lingshan can cooperate.
He couldn’t resist at all and could only obey…
“I hope the little wizard is not fooling me. With the help of the little changes in Journey to the West, the final ending can be slightly changed…”
Sun Wukong drank alone, feeling sad.
Fortunately, monkeys are active by nature and their minds change quickly.
Accompanied by his monkeys and grandchildren, he quickly integrated into the joyful atmosphere and no longer had any other thoughts.
While drinking and celebrating.
A little demon came to report, saying, “My king, there are two one-horned ghost kings outside the door who want to see you.”
One-horned ghost king?
I don’t know him and have no impression of him at all.
Could it be that the underworld came to seek justice?
That shouldn’t be the case either.
Because whether it is the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea or the Netherworld, they have already asked the Heavenly Court to administer justice.
Besides, his disturbance in the Netherworld was just a script and did not actually cause any losses to the underworld beyond its plan.
As for the title of Ghost King, although it sounds very grand.
But in reality, there is no such thing as a formality. Some demons and monsters in the mortal world often call themselves kings, generals, etc.
I think there is no such thing as a Golden Immortal Realm…
I can’t figure out where it came from.
Sun Wukong was too lazy to think about it. He could just ask directly when they met. So he waved his hand and ordered, “Let them in.”
“Here!”
The little demon took the order and went forward.
After a while.
Both of them were dressed in pitch-black robes and had single horns on their heads, one was black and the other was white.
The huge copper bell eyes were emitting a blood-red fierce light. The ghost king with gray and black skin trotted into the cave and bowed down.
His face looked pious.
It seems that he is not looking for trouble, but worshipping God…
Seeing that Sun Wukong was confused, he asked directly: “Why did you come to see me, and why did you kneel down to me?”
Upon hearing this, the two one-horned ghost kings said with a serious face: “We have long heard that the king is recruiting talents, but we have no way to meet him.”
“Now that I see Your Majesty has been granted the Heavenly Scripture and has returned in triumph, I would like to present you with a yellowish-brown robe to celebrate with Your Majesty!”
“If you don’t mind us brothers being humble and are willing to take us in, we two will serve you like dogs and horses.”
The words fell.
Sun Wukong’s eyes fixed.
“have to!”
He had already guessed the reason behind this, and thought to himself, “This is someone from Heaven, Lingshan, or the Netherworld who has tricked me into coming here to help me gain more prestige, and to incite rebellion intentionally or unintentionally, right?”
When have you ever recruited talented people?
The wild beasts all over the mountains and the seventy-two demon kings were all there because they were afraid of his own strength and came to surrender on their own initiative!
As for the six brothers, Bull Demon King, Dragon Demon King, Peng Demon King, Lion Demon King, Monkey King, and Ape King?
Those were all the friends I made while traveling around the world!
So the words of the two one-horned ghost kings were either lies, deceiving themselves…
Or maybe they were tricked into coming here by rumors spread by the Heavenly Court or Lingshan that they were recruiting soldiers…
But Sun Wukong did not expose it directly. After all, rebelling against the heavens is also a necessary part of the Journey to the West script and cannot be avoided… (End of this chapter)