Are you crazy? Why are you dating the evil god again?

Chapter 209 Life is a Play

Chapter 209 Life is a Play (5)

Zhong Lian wanted to say something when she flew out, but was caught by the staff.

He supported Zhong Lian and glanced at Wen Chan while cursing, “Who are you? So rude!”

Zhong Lian stood up straight and stepped on the person, “Don’t talk about her, she’s my girlfriend!”

staff member:”?”

Zhong Lian pushed him and rushed him to the backstage, “Go! Don’t get in the way here.”

“?”

You spoke up for him, but this guy didn’t appreciate it at all, right?

Wen Chan watched Xiao Zhonglian push people to the makeshift backstage to prepare.

She gritted her teeth and felt a little uncomfortable.

It feels like the first two copies were when he was at his most normal?
She didn’t dare to think about what he would become next time.

It can’t just turn into a bunch of cells, right?

Is she here to date or to take care of the children?
“You’re not serious, are you?”

Qin Ji, who was standing by, suddenly looked at her sideways.

“Hmm?” Wen Chan didn’t understand what he meant for a moment.

Qin Ji said: “It seems that you have accepted that your boyfriend is just a child.”

It’s not wrong to call her a beast.

Wen Chan rolled her eyes, “Sometimes, I would rather he wasn’t.”

Qin Ji was puzzled: “Not what?”

Wen Chan: “Not my boyfriend.”

Qin Ji: “???”

“So you admit that he is your boyfriend? Hey, even if you are in need of love, you still have to read the criminal law!”

Qin Ji approached Wen Chan and reminded her angrily, “Not only can men not date underage girls, women can’t date underage girls either! What’s more, he’s not even ten years old!”

“You don’t understand at all.” Wen Chan still held Qin Ji’s phone in her hand. She pointed at the side face of the spherical man in the photo and said, “Does this face look like a child?”

Qin Ji took the phone and looked at it carefully, “What do you mean?”

Wen Chan explained: “What I mean is, maybe the child is his disguise.”

“……” Qin Ji was silent.

He suddenly found it a little bit difficult to understand Wen Chan.

Maybe he never understood it.

Just because the child’s appearance might be a disguise, she agreed to become a boyfriend or girlfriend with a stranger?

Isn’t the lack of love too serious?
He was quiet for a long while, then he let out a breath and said seriously, “I will try to be nicer to you in the future. You…as long as you don’t like me, everything will be fine. Don’t be fooled by others.”

People who lack love need others to care about them more.

But he was a little hesitant, afraid that Wen Chan would fall in love with him because of his concern.

However, seeing that she was so hungry that she would eat anything, Qin Ji decided to bite the bullet and give it a try.

It’s better than watching her being cheated by others.

When Wen Chan heard this, she tilted her head, frowned, and looked Qin Ji up and down.

To be honest, when I saw Qin Ji taking off his mask, he looked quite handsome, the standard tough and handsome guy, which was probably related to his previous career. This face plus his temperament, put in the domineering CEO novel, would charm thousands of pretty girl protagonists.

But it’s not Wen Chan’s dish.

The cicada likes small white flowers.

“I’m too lazy to spray.” She withdrew her gaze with disgust, politely declining Qin Ji’s kindness.

“I…” Qin Ji opened his mouth to say something for himself, and out of the corner of his eyes he saw Pang Li and others trying to squeeze in.

He closed his mouth, looked towards the stage, and pretended not to see them.

“The mayor said that their performance was great. I wonder if you two came out to watch it too.”

As another female player, Pang Li is naturally closer to Wen Chan.

She approached Wen Chan and was quite familiar with him.

Wen Chan saw Jiao Si and Yang Qiao following behind her, and the pattern of the trio seemed to have changed.

Before, they all listened to Jiao Si, but now Jiao Si has been relegated to the back and doesn’t even have a say.

Wen Chan retracted her gaze and asked in a low voice: “Have you seen the mayor?”

Pang Li did not hide it, “I met him, and I feel that the mayor is a good person.”

Seeing the three of them guarding the door, he invited them into the house without saying a word.

Pang Li found a camera in her suitcase. Since she had agreed to help the mayor with publicity, she would definitely take more photos that could promote the town’s culture.

Tonight’s opera troupe is a great selling point.

Pang Li is ready for a big shoot tonight.

The other two boys looked in the direction of the stage without saying anything. It was unknown what they were thinking.

Wen Chan didn’t ask any more questions.

The few of them fell silent, feeling an inexplicable distance between them.

Until someone from the opera troupe picked up a gong and started beating it hard.

This is a sign that the show is about to begin.

The actors in the troupe have already put on their makeup and changed into their costumes. They stand in a row of five and go on stage to perform as a group.

First, it was the simplest magic trick, making small things like flowers and small animals appear out of thin air from a hat.

This caused the audience to cheer continuously, and there was even face changing and fire breathing afterwards.

The series of performances was dazzling.

Wen Chan roughly counted and found that in addition to the five performance programs, there were four accompaniments.

I don’t know if there’s anyone backstage, but Zhonglian hasn’t come on yet.

Judging from what has appeared, there are currently ten people in this troupe.

Amid deafening applause and cheers, the five groups of performers left the stage.

After a while, a man dressed as a scholar, holding a folding fan in his hand, slowly walked onto the stage and began to sing a horror story in an operatic voice.

As his story unfolds, the background on the stage begins to change unpredictably, giving people an immersive experience.

When he was talking about the sound of a woman crying that could always be heard at night, thick smoke suddenly came out from the stage. When the smoke slowly dissipated, a woman with her back to the crowd appeared behind the scholar, sobbing.

The sound was like a dream, sometimes far away, sometimes near, making one’s scalp tingle.

The hearts of the audience were lifted.

It was already getting late, there was no wind and no moon tonight, and the whole place was lit by the white lanterns on the stage.

The horror atmosphere is at its maximum.

Suddenly, the “woman” on the stage slowly turned around, with blood coming out of all seven orifices on her face, and she smiled at everyone with a crooked mouth.

“what!!!”

Some people in the audience couldn’t bear it anymore and screamed out in fear.

The scholar sang: “The Taoist priest attacked and cut off the ghost girl’s head with one sword——”

A Taoist priest rushed out from the side and cut off the ghost girl’s head with a sword. Blood splattered everywhere, and the warm blood even splashed on the faces of the audience in the front row.

The ghost girl’s head also flew down from the stage, as if it was going to fall randomly in front of an audience member.

Unfortunately, Wen Chan just raised her hand, and her head fell accurately into Wen Chan’s arms.

That weird smiling face was still winking at her.

Wen Chan: “…”

“Ahhhh!!!”

The audience around Wen Chan were so frightened that they retreated and dispersed, not daring to get close to Wen Chan anymore.

Even Pang Li and Qin Ji beside him couldn’t help but take a few steps back.

Wen Chan pursed her lips.

Someone on the stage was singing something, and the headless female corpse actually started fighting with the Taoist priest.

Wen Chan saw the head in her arms making some funny expressions, trying to tease her.

Wen Chan raised her hand and covered the other person’s eyes.

This is not even within the realm of magic.

This little monster relies on his “special ability” to serve as a “special effects” actor for the troupe. After the performance, there was strong applause.

Under the dim light, the scholar held the microphone and said some closing remarks.

Someone carried the headless “female corpse” away from the back, and then the scholar said on the microphone: “Today’s scene has some small interactive points. Whoever catches the female ghost’s head can come to us to claim a prize.”

“This lady is very lucky!”

He turned his gaze to Wen Chan.

Wen Chan looked at the bloody head in his arms.

This blessing is for you, do you want it?

“Hahaha, little sister, please hold your prize and go backstage to claim it.”

He made a gesture of invitation, and someone immediately came forward to take Wen Chan.

Qin Ji subconsciously wanted to block it.

Wen Chan pushed him away.

He didn’t block it when his head fell off just now, so what’s the point of blocking it now!

Wen Chan went backstage under the guidance of the staff.

Many people in the audience were still shouting for one more.

When she got backstage, the sound from the front was completely blocked out and she couldn’t hear anything at all.

The sound insulation at the back is really good. Wouldn’t it be very convenient if I want to do something bad?

The man who led Wen Chan into the backstage led her into a lounge, then walked out and closed the door.

There were five men in the lounge, the same five who were going to perform on stage first.

Wen Chan tossed the head in his hand and said, “I’m here to receive the award.”

Several actors looked at each other, seemingly puzzled.

“You really answered the phone? It wasn’t your son or daughter who answered the phone?”

According to the plan, the person who received this head should be a child, but looking at Wen Chan’s appearance, he doesn’t meet the standards of a child!
The only explanation is that she snatched the head from someone else!

“She answered the phone! It was her!”

Before Wen Chan could speak, the head in her hand spoke first.

One of them frowned, pursed his lips, and stared at the head.

I don’t understand why this guy wants to expose himself to outsiders.

If that’s the case, then they may just have to silence him.

Probably knowing what this group of people were thinking, the head continued, “This is my girlfriend! Don’t have any thoughts about her!”

Wen Chan: “…”

The other five people: “…”

From the moment she received it, Wen Chan knew that the head of a man disguised as a woman in her hand was Zhong Lian.

Not the way the kid looked, but the way he looked in the photo.

He can indeed switch the size at will.

This did not make Wen Chan happy, but instead reminded her of an unpleasant experience.

She remembered that in a previous copy, it was the same thing, he had no control over the timing of his transformation.

At the critical moment, I always become a kitten who can’t continue to do certain things.

In the end, she was left alone and was extremely anxious.

Wen Chan felt that he might be like this this time and turn back into a child at the critical moment.

This is his old trick.

All the cicadas are actually somewhat… unwilling to admit it.

Because my boyfriend is so unreliable.

“The… um… girlfriend?”

Zhong Lian’s head moved in Wen Chan’s arms. He didn’t know her name yet, so he didn’t know what to call her, so he could only call her that for now.

“My body is on the box over there, can you put my head back?” he asked.

Wen Chan looked around and saw two large boxes.

Two large boxes were put together and his body was placed on top of them.

Under the vigilant gazes of the others, Wen Chan walked over and pressed Zhong Lian’s head back.

Zhong Lian reached out to adjust her head to make sure it was not tilted. Then she sat up from the box, wiped off her heavy makeup, and asked with her faded face.

“I’m old enough to be your boyfriend now?”

“You’ve already announced it to others, how can I say no?” Wen Chan put her hands on her hips.

Zhong Lian propped one leg on the box and snorted, “You really like big ones.”

When he was a child, she always disliked him, but when she grew up, she immediately agreed.

It seems that he can no longer be a child.

“What exactly is going on?”

Several actors finally realized something was wrong.

Zhong Lian said that this woman was his girlfriend, but now it seems that they are not familiar with each other at all!

I’m afraid you’re lying to them!
and……

How could this woman not be afraid after seeing such a strange scene?
She just held a living person’s head! She even pushed the head back with her own hands!

She could tell by herself that this was no trick!
“I knew you weren’t afraid of me at all.”

Zhong Lian took Wen Chan’s hand with some pride, “When I was performing on the stage just now, I glanced at the audience and saw that everyone else was so engrossed that they didn’t dare to breathe. Only you! Your expression looked… as if you thought our performance was boring? Is that right?”

He bent down, got close to Wen Chan’s face, and stared at her with a smile.

His hand was still holding Wen Chan’s hand, and he showed no intention of letting go.

Wen Chan raised her other hand and grabbed his cheek, gritting her teeth and saying, “There’s nothing I can do! My boyfriend is abnormal. If I didn’t have a strong tolerance, I would have been scared to death by him!”

Zhong Lian was stunned and even forgot to cry out in pain.

His cheeks felt slightly hot, and he didn’t know if it was because he was shy or because she pinched him.

“Really? You were so irresponsible before, but once you saw how big I’ve grown, you admitted it so quickly… Don’t worry, I won’t let you down.”

Wen Chan: “…” How on earth did he bring up this topic?

Seeing that Wen Chan had no expression, he reached out to pull his belt, “Take a look?”

“Cough cough cough…”

There were coughing sounds all around.

Wen Chan quickly reached out to cover his waistband, pursed her lips, and struggled for a long time in her heart before she said, “Let’s go home and watch it later.”

You must see it, this opportunity should not be missed, but not now.

“Row.”

Zhong Lian smiled at her.

The makeup on his face was all smudged, and coupled with the effect of bleeding from all seven orifices, his smile was particularly creepy.

Wen Chan couldn’t bear to look at it and covered his face with her hand.

The people around them clearly had a lot to ask, but suddenly they were at a loss for words when they saw the two of them acting as if they were alone.

Covering it up and ignoring it was no solution, so Wen Chan wanted to find something to wipe his face.

Look at his stunning face without makeup.

As I was looking around, I suddenly felt the box under Zhong Lian’s butt seem to make a noise.

Wen Chan stared at it.

Zhong Lian immediately clamped her legs together.

“Didn’t you say you would go home to see him? At this moment you are…”

Wen Chan interrupted him, “What’s under your butt?”

Zhong Lian was stunned for a moment, somewhat unbelievable, “You know everything?”

Wen Chan’s face was serious: “I heard it.”

Zhong Lian said weakly: “Okay…”

He jumped down from the box, turned around and pointed his butt at Wen Chan, whispering, “There’s a little tail…”