On the barrage.

“In conclusion: Disbanding is a compulsory course in life (dog head).”

“But I don’t want to take this required class (woohoo).”

“Military Advisor: Then die!”

Hahahaha.

“Exiting politely is my last bit of dignity.”

“Really, I’m not sad at all after breaking up tonight (sunglasses).”

“Baby, take off your sunglasses and talk (dog head).”

“Do not you upset!”

puff~
Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “Are you still having emotional problems, sister?”

Girl: “Thank you, military advisor, that’s all!”

“You can take it and let it go, that’s great, sister. I’ll let Brother Shui answer your questions about work.”

Raymond Lam pulled Yu Huanshui and his seat in front of the camera.

Yu Huanshui: “Go ahead, sister. I’m listening.”

Girl: “Hello, Brother Shui, here’s the thing. I’ve been in this company for less than two years. I’m in sales.

There are about fifty people in my department.

At the beginning of the month, my boss came to me and said, “Xiao Yang, I’m optimistic about you and I want to promote you to marketing director.”

But he said he would not give me a raise, so I declined. ”

Yu Huanshui: “Just because he said he wouldn’t give you a raise?”

Girl: “Well, it’s partly because I’ve only been in the company for less than two years, and there are many people in the department who are more experienced than me…”

Yu Huanshui: “Are you afraid that they will not obey you?”

Girl: “Yes!”

Yu Huanshui smiled and shook his head: “Xiao Yang, Xiao Yang, you can’t even grasp the space for improvement?

Why do you care whether the salary increases or not? Just get a promotion first.

Once you have achieved results, a salary increase will just be a matter of asking for it.

Besides, I find that you are confused about this thing.

You know, being a leader is always better than being an employee. He said that there will be no salary increase now, so can I use the power in my hands to get something for myself?
For example,

You are an employee named Xiao Yang now. If you stay in the toilet for a few minutes longer, people will ask you where you have been, Xiao Yang?
Why isn’t Xiao Yang at his workstation?
If you become a leader now, you are no longer Xiao Yang, you are Mr. Yang.

Where did I go? Do I need to report to you?
Even if my salary doesn’t increase, I still work eight hours a day. If I’m Mr. Yang, I can take a two-hour shit with pay.

Do you know what it means?

That means I only work six hours a day.

I just want to ask you, is this profitable? “

Well. . .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Paid Shit for Two Hours”

“Professional shit man (dog head).”

“The toilet suddenly opened (sunglasses)”

“Transparent!”

puff~
Hahahaha.

“I’m the leader, why do I need to report to you? Brother Shui, what a face you have, hahahaha.”

“Xiao Yang works eight hours a day, and Mr. Yang works six hours a day. Brother Shui really has something (thumbs-up).”

. . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: “Let me give you another example. When I was Xiao Yang, the company’s toilet paper was very good. If I took two turns, people would report me.

Now I am Mr. Yang. I put two rolls of toilet paper in my car. Do I need to report to you?

I take it home after get off work, what can you do?
So, are these two rolls of toilet paper money?

Did I make money?

If you are not a leader, can you take this toilet paper? “

Uh. .

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Two hours of paid shitting isn’t enough, I also have to take two rolls of toilet paper home hahahaha (covering my face)
“Promotion for two rolls of toilet paper, hahaha, this is such a clear idea.”

“Oh my god, I laughed like a pig in the middle of the night (haha).”

“It’s my brother Shui who has learned it (laughing to death).”

“It’s not much, but I’m just asking if it’s money (dog head).”

“The key is that normal people can’t do this (grin).”

puff~
Hahahaha.

“Why can’t I do it? I just take a bag of (dog heads).”

“Open up the pattern! (Sunglasses)”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: “Sister, you declined such a good opportunity. I can only say that you are confused.

You said it’s almost August now, and it’s only a few months until the end of the year.

When the company holds its annual meeting, who does the award usually go to?

Who do the draws usually go to?

I’m the head of the department. So what if I get picked every time?
I am the leader, so my bonus must be more than theirs.

To be honest, I love singing, but my singing is terrible.
I’m Xiao Yang. I haven’t even opened my mouth to sing yet, but people told me not to go up there and embarrass myself.

Well, I’m Mr. Yang, and if I want to go up and sing, I will sing.

I also sang about my old mother.

People always say that I sing really well.

When I stared at the employees below, they would applaud me.

Hey!
This is what Mr. Yang knows.

That department orders takeout and has afternoon tea. If you are Xiao Yang, you have no right to speak.

When I am Mr. Yang, if I say drink a little bit today, then you have to drink a little bit of everything.

I’m going to drink Ba Wang Cha Ji tomorrow, so everyone has to drink Ba Wang Cha Ji.

The day after tomorrow I suddenly want to eat popsicles, so I’ll eat popsicles.

You have no choice. I am the leader, I drink whatever I want.

Right, a small power is also a right.

What’s wrong with not giving me a raise?
I will do as much work as you give me.

You said I had finished my work, so I went to the office and then turned around to play King of Glory in the bathroom.

What’s Xiao Yang or not? I’m CEO Yang, who dares to control me, right?”

. . . . . . . .

On the barrage.

“If I want to eat popsicles, I will eat popsicles.. Hahahaha, this makes me laugh to death, being a leader just to eat a popsicle, haha.”

“Little power but big show, huh (dog head).”

“Hahahaha that’s so funny Brother Shui!”

“Putting aside professional skills, this workplace emotional intelligence is really… speechless (dog head).”

elder brother,
“Shouldn’t it be invincible (sunglasses)?”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Yu Huanshui: “Sister, look, I’ve told you how many benefits there are to being a leader, but you insist on being an employee, right?”

Girl: “Brother Shui, actually, I accepted the fate directly on Monday. My boss didn’t even discuss it with me. He just announced it to everyone during the meeting.”

Yu Huanshui: “So you see, it means your boss saw you working.”

Girl: “But I’m worried that I won’t be able to do it well.”

Yu Huanshui: “Sister, you just think too much.

What can I do if I really can’t do it well?

You chose it, boss.

You let me up, right?

I really didn’t do it well, so I’ll accept the criticism.

Remember, in front of the boss, we are timid and submissive. Yes, yes, yes, the boss is right, I am not doing well enough, I will try my best.

I also said that I don’t have the ability, but I am willing to learn and I will definitely try my best.

This is in front of the boss, we have to stand at attention if we make a mistake.

There is nothing to say about this.

But when you leave the boss’ office and walk in front of the employees, you still have to raise your head and say: The boss is angry today, you guys should think of a solution.

This month’s business volume must be increased for me.

I decided to set a KPI this month.

500 yuan or 1000 yuan, it’s up to you to decide how much.

Anyway, you get this money if you do enough work, and you don’t get it if you don’t, and it is deducted from the basic salary.

In short, whoever makes life difficult for you should make life difficult for him.

Being a leader is just a small privilege.”

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

“I am submissive in front of the boss, but I fight hard in front of the crowd (dog head).”

“Hahahahaha face.”

“You chose it, boss (sunglasses).”

Daigo empowerment!

“As someone who will soon become a leader, I am learning frame by frame.”

“I woke up in the middle of the night to take a look, and it was worth it!”

“Learned again!”

. . . . . . .

Lin Feng patted Yu Huanshui on the shoulder and said, “I see many brothers are asking on the public screen. Brother Shui, can you tell me more about how the office takes advantage of its employees?”

Yu Huanshui: “It doesn’t matter whether we are taking advantage of others or not. We are here to make money, and we will make every penny we can.”

Lin Feng was amused.

Yu Huanshui: “For example, at lunch time, employees like to share the meal. If you were Xiao Yang, you would be embarrassed to take the meat from others’ bowls.

If you were Mr. Yang, and you deliberately walked by and said, “Hey, this meat looks delicious,” and then you carried chopsticks with you to pick up the meat, what could he say to you?
Is that so?

You say people buy some fruit and put it on their workstations. If you are Xiao Yang, how can you eat it?
You are Mr. Yang, so you can go over and make a joke, pat him on the shoulder, pretend to ask him about his work situation, and then take the dates on the table with your hand, and then you can eat them, right?

Just do your job well, it’s okay. If there is any problem, I will talk to the boss for you.

Do you believe that I can eat half a box of dates in the time it takes me to say this?

Before leaving, he stuffed two big ones into my hands.

Is this money?

For example, if you are thirsty and want to drink tea, and you see someone has wolfberries at their workstation, you can deliberately ask that person if he bought wolfberries that day and ask him to give me some to make tea.

Who the hell would listen to you, Xiao Yang?

It’s different for Mr. Yang, you are the head of the department.

You grab a handful and put it in your teacup to brew it, what can he say?
Is this the truth, brothers?
Applause for understanding! “

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

“Understanding Applause”

“Oh my god, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard, hahahahaha.”

“You pick up the meat while others are sharing the meal, and you even bring your own chopsticks. I’m really impressed, hahaha.”

“Mr. Yang will try the fruit (dog head) for you.”

“One sentence can make me eat half a box of dates. If it were me, I would really beat you up (grin).”

Hahahaha.

“After eating the dates, Mr. Yang, I’m going to take a shit (smile).”

“Brother, don’t just eat the dates, eat them with some bananas from the next table (raised eyebrows).”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . . .

Girl: “The key is that I haven’t received a salary increase yet.”

Yu Huanshui: “Sister, is your brain a mess? I just said so much and you still don’t understand?
Although our actual salary has not increased, we have some small rights in our hands, so we can make our lives more comfortable.

It doesn’t have to be like what I just said, I’m just giving you ideas and opening your mind.

Let me say something unpleasant.
Even if you quit your job in the future and no longer work for this company, you will have leadership experience on your resume, and your next job will have a good starting point.”

The girl suddenly realized: “Thank you, Brother Shui, I understand.” (End of this chapter)