Chapter 240 What happened to the quick shooter? My ancestors were quick, and so are our generations!

On the barrage.

“Is the medicine too strong for you?”

The love brain suddenly turns into a sea king brain.

Hahahaha.

“My friend told us with facts that every Aquaman was a bootlicker at first, and they all transformed into a (doghead) through transformation time and time again.”

“I’ve transformed (Sunglasses).”

“I pee on my shoes now, it’s time to change my ways, brother.”

“This is a real boss.”

“I turned around and peed on the faces of the people in line (grin).”

You,

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Boy: “Actually, the second one invited me to her house for dinner just two days after we met.

Because I watched a lot of Junshi’s live broadcasts, I knew that this was sending me ambiguous signals, but it was late at night for a man and a woman to be alone together.”

Raymond Lam: “Don’t lay the groundwork buddy, just tell me directly, did you go in the end?
Boy: “Yes.”

Lin Feng threw down his pen and said, “I fucking knew you would go.”

“What?”

Lin Feng: “Because you are hungry.”

The boy laughed and said, “Military Advisor, you really guessed wrong this time. I did go, but I was afraid of the kind of pig-killing scam, so I ran away in the end.”

Lin Feng was amused: “You’ve become the king of the sea, and you’re still afraid of him? No, buddy, you’re pretty self-disciplined.”

. . . . .

On the barrage.

A Self-Disciplined Aquaman

“On the Self-cultivation of the Sea King (Doghead).”

Hahahaha.

“An excellent Aquaman (sunglasses).”

“Actually, such a Sea King is not happy. If you want to be a Sea King, you have to be a happy Sea King (slightly).”

“When the sea kings fight, whoever is sick will be the king (smile).”

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Boy: “Two days later, I went to see a movie with the first one. She was still relatively young, 23 years old this year. Being with her seemed like we were just going through the motions, just having fun.”

Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard and said, “Just tell me what question you want to ask me.”

Boy: “I just want to ask about this. I went on another blind date. This girl is pretty good. Her family background and looks are also…”

stop stop stop!
Lin Feng raised his hand to interrupt: “Wow, this is the third one, right?”

Boy: “Yes, my parents introduced me to you.”

Raymond Lam: “You did three in one week, you really are the King of the Sea!!”

Boy: “Hey, I can’t help it. My parents are also quite anxious, so they have been arranging it for me. This blind date is also a good one. We have been chatting for two days.”

Lin Feng: “So you want me to help you make the choice?”

“Yes.”

Lin Feng said unhappily: “None of the three is right.”

“What?”

The boy was puzzled.

Lin Feng: “Dude, this is obviously the hungry behavior of you returning to the fish pond after being released.

You are now lacking rationality and reason, and do not understand what your own needs are.

When you were cheated on by someone in your last relationship, and then you return to the forest and suddenly see a colorful world, you must be lacking rationality.

It’s just like when you are extremely hungry, you shouldn’t go to the supermarket, because you will definitely buy a lot of useless things.

The same goes for love, never start a relationship when you are lonely because you might meet the wrong person.

Think about it, when you are helpless, you grab whatever you want, not what you really need.”

The boy fell into thought.

. . . . .

On the barrage.

Never start a relationship when you are lonely

“I’ve realized that I should go out and look for love while I already have a partner (dog head).” Fuck you. .

Hahahaha.

“Thank you, Military Advisor. I will go and break up with you right now (Sunglasses).”

“Military Advisor: Thank you so much (smile).”

puff~
Hahaha.

“I read this sentence before and it’s pretty good: You need to meet someone who makes you want to fall in love, instead of just wanting to fall in love, and then go find someone to fall in love with.”

“Yes, that’s what it means.”

“What does that mean?”

“There are some things that are hard to explain, and people call them feelings.”

“I met someone who wanted me to be in a relationship, but unfortunately I wasn’t the one he wanted.”

shit
Heartbroken.

. . . . . .

Boy: “So what should I do now?”

Raymond Lam: “Wait until half a year later, when you have truly figured out what kind of person I am looking for? What kind of relationship I want to have? Then you can think about relationships.”

The boy nodded.

“But Military Advisor, I have another very explosive question.”

Lin Feng: “What’s the problem?”

Boy: “My ex came to see me today.”

? ?
Lin Feng: “What do I want to see you for?”

Boy: “She suddenly added me yesterday, and I agreed. Then she told me that she and that guy had broken up, but she already had an angel.”

Lin Feng smiled: “I want you to take over, buddy.”

Boy: “Yes, I will tell her later that she needs to find that guy for this matter, but I don’t know what the child’s situation is at the moment.”

Lin Feng: “You are so bored that you have to think about this. She found out she has a child only half a month after breaking up with you. This man is also a quick shooter!”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

This guy is also a quick shooter

“How fast? (Doghead).”

Hahahaha.

“Here, I want to share some scientific knowledge with you: In fact, most boys are born quick shooters, because in ancient times, the living environment was harsh and wild beasts were rampant.
Humans don’t even have a safe place to live, so they have to move fast to reproduce.

Because we have to face the sudden attacks of various beasts, we have to be quick.
Because only fast people can survive and genes can be passed on from generation to generation.

People who are very slow would have been eaten by sneak attacks from wild beasts long ago, and their genes would have been interrupted.

So the ones who survived are the fast ones.

And this happy gene has been passed down to the present day.”

“Hahaha, it turns out it’s not that I’m incapable, it’s that my bloodline is pure and infinitely close to that of my ancestor (dog head).”

“It’s not enough to just get close, you have to surpass your ancestors (Sunglasses).”

“Are you trying to say that I will surpass my ancestors without having to revive them?”

Hahahaha.

“It turned out to be due to historical reasons, not my fault. I finally let it go.”

“Listen, this is a positive speech. After listening to your speech, I can finally walk with my head held high (Bread Dog).”

“I finally figured out how to explain this to my wife (raised eyebrows).”

“Yuanmou Man: Okay, okay, that’s how we play, eh? Let me carry the big pot.”

Hahahaha.

“This, I am going against my ancestors! (crying to death)”

“Dude, what are you bragging about? (Smile)”

Fork out!
. . . . .

Boy: “I don’t know, but that’s what she told me.”

Lin Feng: “No buddy, do you really want to be the scapegoat?”

Boy: “Not really. After all, we’ve been together for four years. I kind of feel sorry for her.”

Lin Feng smiled: “Okay buddy, if you feel sorry for her, just accept it. She came with a gift anyway, so you don’t have to put in any effort.”

Well. . .

(End of this chapter)