Chapter 146 Sister, your sword bone is a little protruding

On the barrage.

The Dead Are Greatest, Let Us Not Mention Them

Hahahaha.

“I was wondering why he didn’t reply to my message. It turns out that the grass on the grave is too tall and the signal is bad.”

“What if I die (laughing and crying)”

“He has been reincarnated.”

“I am on 5G network, they are all on Rocket network (laughing to death)”

“I’ve made note of this rule, new character (snickering).”

“We have to find a buyer within five days. Is that a bit tight?”

“I won’t wait even a day. If you don’t contact me in the morning, it means we’ve broken up. I have to let it go at noon, and sleep with my next lover at night.”

“You can control yourself so well, awesome, sis.”

“Senior, the children of Jianghu are here to report.”

Hahahaha.

. . . .

Ding~
The newcomer takes the microphone.

“Hello, military advisor.”

It was a girl, and her voice sounded a little anxious.

Lin Feng: “What’s wrong, sister? Did anything happen?”

“My phone is running out of battery and I’m locked in the car.”

what?
Lin Feng: “What’s going on?”

“Listen to me first. If this takes up too much time, I can give you any gift you want.”

Lin Feng: “Don’t mention that, let’s talk about the matter first.”

“After dating my boyfriend for five or six months, he broke up with me, saying that our relationship had faded.

After the breakup, I felt a little reluctant, so I pestered him for a week. “

Lin Feng: “How did you get entangled?”

“I waited at the entrance of the company and at the foot of their building. He avoided me on purpose, so I blocked him every day.”

Lin Feng: “Sister, you are a bit cheap.”

Well….

. . . .

On the barrage.

“You are a bit cheap”

Hahahaha.

“Sister, it’s not a good deal to rush in. It’s too cheap.”

“It’s not a good deal to be the one who chases after it, but it’s comfortable, and a little comfort is a little comfort (dog head).”

? ?
“I’m also rushing to do it. It’s not that I love you so much, it’s just that I’m a jerk (slightly).”

? ?
“Really, I had a mediocre feeling about him, but he broke up with me, so I just fell in love with him (smile).”

? ?
“Please give Douyin a one-click kill function, thank you.”

No more,
One-click kill.

Geese geese geese geese geese.

. . . .

Girl: “On the seventh day of my pestering him, we had a falling out, and I decided not to look for him anymore.
Then a few days later he changed to a new couple profile picture, and it felt like a seamless transition.

I was so angry at the time that I didn’t want to ask him because if I did, he might not tell the truth.
I thought if he wanted to date, he would definitely wait until he got off work.
Even if we don’t meet on Mondays and Fridays and have Saturdays and Sundays off, he always wants to see me, and then I follow him.”

Lin Feng: “Sister, I see your chest is bulging!”

? ?
Lin Feng: “You have a slutty bone protruding.”

Well. . .

. . . .

On the barrage.

“Big Bump on Chest” “Bulging Bones”

The military advisor drew his sword again.

Hahahahaha.

“No, I understand you, what does the bulge in the chest mean?”

“Western medicine calls it the xiphoid process, Chinese medicine calls it the xiphoid process, and it is commonly known as the heart-protecting mirror. For some people, it bulges out.”

“It seems I have it too.”

“Awesome, another born with a mean body (dog head).”

“Isn’t it the Supreme Bone (laughing to death)”

“He is a scoundrel who loves to pretend. He will be arrogant even if he is struck by lightning.”

“I will fly a thousand miles across the sky. I will leave you at the first watch and come back at the second watch.”

“Leaving as a golden elixir, returning as a Nascent Soul. (Dog head)”

Hahahahaha.

Girl: “I just want to see who this girl is.”

Lin Feng: “So what if I saw it?”

“If he really was holding hands with that girl or something like that, I might have given up.”

Raymond Lam: “You’ve already broken up, there’s no need for that, sister.”

“Anyway, I just couldn’t give in, so I followed him for a month.”

???

“Of course, I have my own job, so I don’t follow you every day.”

Lin Feng: “Have you seen the girl?”

“No, he seemed to know I was following him, so he avoided me. Then I went straight to him.
The moment I stood in front of him, he first told me, I know you have been following me, you have violated my privacy, I can call the police. “

Lin Feng: “Sister, there is nothing wrong with what they said. You are following them. It’s a bit like the sequelae of watching a suspense movie.”

Well. . .

. . . .

On the barrage.

“I’m wearing a pair of loafers.”

“These sisters are possessed by evil spirits.”

“So blind.”

“It’s really hard to accept that the previous generation plants trees and the next generation enjoys the shade.”

“Why don’t you just go find a tree that someone else has planted and ride on it?”

What the hell!

The pattern opens.

. . . . .

Girl: “He also said that I block him downstairs every day, and his parents know about it, so it’s 100% impossible for us to be together.
Then my attitude has always been very confident and sunny.

I told him, I came to see you because I still like you, even if you reject me once or twice, even if you reject me 100 times, I still like you, so I will come to you for the 102nd time.
But it is also possible that by the 50th time, I will not like you anymore and I will not come.”

Lin Feng: “Sister, you are not affectionate, you are clinging to her. The other person will not be moved, but will only feel suffocated, and will want to escape from you and get tired of you even more.”

Girl: “But after I pestered him for a few days, he got back together with me.”

???

Lin Feng: “Sister, I take back what I said, you two are a perfect match.

A natural sword body.

A natural sword embryo.

When you two are together, it’s like the sword of the gods is sheathed, a perfect combination.

Well. . .

. . . . .

On the barrage.

Military Advisor: No matter how persistent you are, you won’t be able to gain anyone’s gratitude.

Girl: But we made up.

Military Advisor: One sword body and one sword embryo. I give in.

Hahahahaha.

“Two idiots together is good (laughing to death).”

“We are still missing a natural sword fetus.”

love it.

“No, humans can no longer satisfy you, right?”

“unbelievable.”

Hahahaha.

. . . .

Lin Feng: “Come on sister, I’m curious about how you got back together?”

“I always lost him when I went to look for him. Sometimes he rode an electric bike, and I would always lose him when I drove in the lane.
I installed a wireless GPS for him and attached it to the chassis of his car, hahahaha.”

? ?
“He found out about this later and felt that my behavior was scary and extreme, and that we couldn’t be together anymore.

But with my persistence, we finally got back together.”

???

. . . . .

On the barrage.

GPS?
Damn it! !
“She’s still laughing?”

“Once the genders were switched, there was another round of verbal abuse.”

“No need to transfer, you can call the police now.”

Lots of shrimp!

“I just went to the toilet and ran out of toilet paper. When I saw this, I suddenly felt that there was nothing in life that I couldn’t overcome. I stopped being paranoid. I didn’t wipe it anymore and walked out with confidence.”

“Brother, you still have to wipe it, but there’s no need to do this.”

Hahahahahaha.

(End of this chapter)