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"Because you make people laugh when you speak."

Grandma Ruan Mei: "..."

Su Jinyan said, "The arrogant and domineering Emperor Huanlong once tried to overthrow Luofu."

"I suppressed him with a swift move, and now he has become a prisoner in the dungeon."

"The most powerful envoy of abundance in history has suddenly caused numerous disasters, almost completely destroying the Luofu Immortal Ship."

"I reversed the flow of time and reversed cause and effect, and now it has become food in my belly."

"You? You're nothing but a spineless dog, yet you dare to bark and howl in front of me?"

Ruan Mei's grandmother's aged cheeks flushed red from Su Jinyan's wanton humiliation.

It seemed to confirm Su Jinyan's words.

A star destroyer slowly sailed over, its massive cannons gleaming with a ghostly blue light, and aimed at Nguyen Mai's grandmother.

"That's right, in front of Xiao Suzi, you're only fit to be the Fiji Cup!"

The girl's cheerful and clear voice echoed throughout the deserted place.

Su Jinyan: "?"

Grandma Ruan Mei: "?"

Ruan Mei: “?”

"boom--!"

A dazzling blue light instantly obliterated Ruan Mei's grandmother's body.

The Star Destroyer slowly descended, the hatch opened with a whoosh, and the folding gangway extended section by section to the ground.

Black Tower, Screw Gum, and others descended the folding gangway one after another.

The live stream chat was flooded with comments expressing disbelief at Su Jinyan's extreme tastes.

[The Ruthless Divination Machine: No, I cannot accept this. Traitor, she must be eliminated!]

[Shangshang's only account: Brother Jinyan, I...I can't take it either, I'm sorry.]

[Uncle with Cold Legs: Got it. In my good brother's eyes, the older a woman is, the more energetic she is.]

[Real-name online comment: That Grandma Ruan Mei must have been a rare beauty.]

[Miss Robin's Single Recommendation: A woman three years older than her husband is destined for wealth; a woman thirty years older is destined for power; a woman three hundred years older is destined for a position in the choir.]

[I always win at gambling: I support the couple Su Jinyan and Miss Ruan Mei's grandmother.]

[What Zhang Zhang is eating today: Eating everything will only harm you!]

[Guinevere: I think Grandma Ruan Mei still retains her charm.]

[Zhao Camera: Are you kidding me? I'm going to throw up!]

[Dr. Truth: Jokes should have limits. Let this kind of delusional, mad scientist rest in peace.]

[Floating World Merchant: Why not leave it to me? I really enjoy this kind of thing.]

[Punklord's Silver Wolf: Shocked...]

[Floating World Merchant: My account was just hacked!]

Su Jinyan quickly came up with a solution: "Wait, you've misunderstood! I don't like grandmothers like Ruan Mei!"

"But my good brother Jingyuan likes it!"

[Real-name registration for internet access: ???]

[Teng Xiao: No wonder Jing Yuan is indifferent to women, is he not old enough?]

Su Jinyan said seriously, "My good brother Jingyuan has a taste for this."

"And there are Mr. Rakshasa, Mr. Silver Branch, and Mr. Sambo whom I know; they all like older men."

"Although there is only one grandmother, she is a meme life form that can be replicated."

Ruan Mei: "......"

If Grandma is sensible, out of consideration for their past relationship, she will beg Su Jinyan to give her a quick death.

Unfortunately, Grandma was too tactless. Of all people to offend, she had to offend Su Jinyan. Grandma is definitely going to be severely tortured by Su Jinyan later.

When Black Tower, Screw Gum, and the others arrived in front of Su Jinyan.

Su Jinyan grabbed Hua Huo, who was trying to escape, and slapped her hard on her pert bottom.

"It's all your fault for talking nonsense. Everyone is starting to question my image as a great, upright, and tough guy."

Hanabi was momentarily stunned; it was definitely a joke.

But darling, besides being tough, what else in what you said actually applies to you?

Ruan Mei's eyes flickered slightly: "Black Tower, were you and Su Jinyan putting on an act before?"

Black Tower sneered: "You finally remembered, how rare."

"A woman with a difficult personality, you should be grateful to me from now on. I won't ask too much of you."

"Don't stand me up when we're testing the simulated universe. Just be available whenever I call."

Screw Gum said, "The Black Tower is actually very worried about you—"

Black Tower interrupted, "Shut up, Screw! Who's worried about this eccentric woman?"

"She's caused so much trouble for my space station, I haven't even settled the score with her yet."

Ruan Mei asked, "Didn't you kick me out of the simulated universe?"

Black Tower casually remarked, "Ah, I was originally thinking of kicking you out, but wouldn't that be letting you off easy?"

"There's so much code you left behind in the simulated universe. Who will maintain it then?"

"Su Jinyan definitely won't cooperate with me, so I'll have to keep you here to do hard labor for me."

"enough--!"

After her body was destroyed by the annihilation particle cannon, Grandma Ruan Mei quickly reconstructed her body and glared angrily at Su Jinyan and the others.

Su Jinyan, it was because of this person's existence that the Black Tower and the others couldn't even give her a second glance.

If that were the case, it would be fine, but Su Jinyan actually went so far as to humiliate her with things like the Fiji Cup.

She should be a respected scholar, not a lowly figure to be humiliated!

Grandma Ruan Mei raised her old, withered hand, and her pale blue eyes gleamed with an eerie blue light.

The deserted land was quickly shrouded in dark clouds.

Grandma Ruan Mei shed her physical body and transformed into a lightning eagle as tall as a mountain, spreading its wings that blotted out the sky.

The lightning eagle merely flapped its wings slightly, yet it stirred up a powerful hurricane in the deserted land.

With another shake, thunder and lightning resounded across the dark sky.

The falling feathers transformed into countless lightning eagles, which opened their sharp beaks and swooped down towards Su Jinyan and the others.

Su Jinyan said listlessly, "I thought you were just being modest because you weren't good at fighting."

"I never imagined you wouldn't even understand the most basic combat knowledge."

"You old codger, you really don't know me at all?"

As he spoke, Su Jinyan looked up at the endless cluster of lightning sculptures, his eyes gleaming with a brilliant light.

The next moment, countless grandmothers of Ruan Mei fell to the ground like dumplings being dropped into a pot.

Every one of Ruan Mei's grandmothers was clutching her swollen belly and wailing incessantly.

Meme life should not feel pain, which is how it should be, so why is she unable to withstand the pain of pregnancy and childbirth?

[Uncle Cold Legs: Holy crap, they're all pregnant old ladies. This is the most enjoyable episode for General Jingyuan.]

[Real-name online comment: I'm not into this kind of thing, but I heard that a certain merchant in Luofu likes it.]

[Floating World Merchant: I don't like it either, but I've heard that Miss Robin's favorite fan likes it.]

[Miss Robin's Single Fan: How dare you! I don't like it!]

[Teng Xiao: I like it, hehehe, Grandma Ruan Mei is mine, none of you can take her from me.]

[Real-name internet access: Could the moderator please ban him from posting? Don't let him embarrass himself like this.]

[Teng Xiao: My account has been hacked! It must have been done by a hacker!]

[Silver Wolf of Punklord: Don't pin everything on me, I really didn't do it this time!]

[System notification: Teng Xiao has been banned from speaking by moderator Guinevere.]

Su Jinyan slowly took out a light cone and used the "Bursting Gaze" on Ruan Mei's grandmother.

bang——

Grandma Ruan Mei's pregnant belly swelled high, countless bright blue memes splashed, and wails of pain were heard incessantly.

Who could have imagined that this deserted place would become the burial place of Ruan Mei's grandmother?