Chapter 38: Number of entries upgraded, departure for the [9-fold Purple] crew.

Top 1: #Breaking News# Zhang Xiaoxiao's assault on an employee is confirmed, and she has been banned across the entire internet!

Top 2: #Breaking News# Zhang Xiaoxiao's employee speaks out again!

Top 3: #Hot#Zhang Xiaoxiao's bombshell#Let's go on a trip

Top 4: #Hot# Yang Li, the champion of stand-up comedy, officially announced that she will join the "Let's Go Traveling" program!

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Top 10: #Hot#Gu Yun Hints at the Fact That Zhang Xiaoxiao Beat Up an Employee #Let's Go Traveling

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Gu Yun looked at the trending topics on Weibo without any surprise.

Today is Saturday, and the first episode of "Let's Travel Together" will air on Sunday. It's perfectly reasonable for Tencent Video to use Zhang Xiaoxiao as a Douyin (TikTok) product.

After all, I paid you to do this, so there's nothing wrong with me riding on your coattails, right?

To Gu Yun's surprise, the production team invited Yang Li.

She and Gu Yun were in the same season of the stand-up comedy competition.

In that season, Gu Yun's performance was outstanding, and he was basically a shoo-in for the championship. However, he happened to run into this boxer, and in the end, Gu Yun narrowly lost.

The other contestants in that season of the talk show all knew how Yang Li won the championship, so they didn't like her.

As a result, after recording the show, Yang Li posted a long essay on Weibo, accusing the contestants of the Yin-Yang Stand-up Comedy Competition of gender discrimination.

Gu Yun was the one who was specifically targeted and criticized.

At that time, Yang Li had just won the championship, and some of her boxing jokes were widely circulated, accumulating a small group of die-hard fans who almost flooded Gu Yun and others' Weibo comment sections!

However, Yang Li herself ran into trouble a few days later. The baby products she was promoting were of poor quality, which led to widespread criticism online, and she remained silent for a long time.

He recently made a comeback, but as a master of boxing, his rise to prominence is very strong.

Previously, in a variety show, he used his theory of "female independence" to make pop diva G.E.M. cry, and the video circulated widely.

Her words are considered classics on Pink Book, and she has a large following.

However, in other places, Yang Li was constantly being criticized and insulted, making her both infamous and notorious.

Given Tencent Video's track record, they'll definitely try to capitalize on this black wave.

"A fake King of Fighters left, and a real King of Fighters arrived, huh?"

Gu Yun chuckled softly.

He had some expectations for Yang Li, wondering if this true champion of boxing could withstand the level 3 "poisonous tongue" (master of sarcasm) entry.

After turning off his phone, Gu Yun looked at the control panel again.

[Entry Panel:]

Entry Database (4): Master of Rants, Divine Appearance, Talented Player, Ancient Style Gentleman

Number of equipable attributes: 2

Talented Player lv0 → Talented Player lv1

Details: In variety shows and games, you'll always shine, with an 80% chance of outshining everyone!

Note: Each time you receive recognition from a Chinese entertainment star in the game, your proficiency in that term increases by 1.

Energy Points: 2

After two days of filming for "Let's Go Now 2", Gu Yun has finally accumulated two energy points and is about to head to Hengdian to film.

Without hesitation, Gu Yun used energy points to upgrade the number of equipable affixes!

Panel refresh!

Energy points (2 → 0)

Number of equipable affixes (2 → 3)

After the cooldown of the "Master of Rants" attribute ended, Gu Yun used it to replace the "Talented Player" attribute and equipped the Ancient Style Gentleman!

With the added bonus of "Divine Beauty" that I've been equipping, I've just filled three empty slots.

"Gu Yun, are you ready? We need to catch our flight!"

Meng Ziyi's voice could be heard coming from downstairs at the hotel.

"They're here."

Gu Yun's flight is at around 10 PM tonight. He will land in Hengdian tomorrow and go straight to the "Ninefold Purple" film crew with Meng Ziyi.

"Is this all you have?"

Meng Ziyi looked at Gu Yun with surprise when she saw that he only brought out a small suitcase.

"Yeah, I don't have many scenes, so it should be finished in five or six days. Of course, it would be best if it could be finished in three days, because I still have to record a variety show when I get back."

Gu Yun stuffed his and Meng Ziyi's overweight suitcases into the trunk. He originally wanted to sit in the passenger seat, but Meng Ziyi dragged him to the back seat.

"Variety show? Let's go on a trip together?" Meng Ziyi sat down next to Gu Yun, her full buttocks touching Gu Yun's legs.

"Yes, the second episode was supposed to start filming next Monday, but Zhang Xiaoxiao had an accident, so the filming was postponed by three days."

The air was filled with an intoxicatingly sweet female fragrance, which was quite mesmerizing. Gu Yun moved to the side and opened the car window a crack.

"What are you doing?"

Gu Yun had just turned around when he met Meng Ziyi's pair of eyes, both regal and innocent, filled with a watery light. "You hate the smell on me?"

Gu Yun shook his head.

"Then close the window." Meng Ziyi leaned on Gu Yun's abs with her right hand and stretched out to close the window, her bulging chest still touching Gu Yun.

"Feel sorry……"

Gu Yun instinctively wanted to apologize to Meng Ziyi, but the moment he looked up, his nose brushed against the corner of Meng Ziyi's lips, their lips separated only by a piece of paper.

"What are you apologizing for?"

Meng Ziyi looked down at Gu Yun, her voice different from usual, now carrying a mature and sexy air. Her breath, still warm, entered Gu Yun's nostrils.

His face is so handsome, without any flaws or imperfections, and his eyes seem to sparkle like stars.

"It's nothing..."

Gu Yun shook his head. He finally believed the song. The perfume was poisonous, and he was now having trouble breathing.

"You seem flustered, Gu Yun. Why is your face red too?"

Meng Ziyi's peach blossom eyes darted around, his gaze smug. Yesterday he had been so proud of himself, calling himself an idiot, but now he looked like a quail.

Meng Ziyi suddenly smiled slyly, adjusted her posture, tilted her head and leaned close to Gu Yun's ear, half of her body pressing against Gu Yun: "Gu Yun, tell your sister, why are you blushing~"

"Sister Meng," Gu Yun glanced at the entry panel and finally made up his mind, "You're pressing on my lungs. If you don't get off, I'm really going to suffocate."

Meng Ziyi then noticed that almost half of his body weight was supported by his right hand, and his right elbow was pressing against Gu Yun's lung.

Most importantly, Meng Ziyi's coat had a very hard pendant decoration on the elbow, which had already pierced Gu Yun's flesh, causing Gu Yun to bleed.

[Critical Hit! Master of Rants +2]

"You think I'm fat~"

Meng Ziyi gritted her teeth, she was about to be driven mad by this guy. Would it kill him to be pressed down a little? So unromantic!

Gu Yun: "Hmm... to be honest, there is indeed a bit of that."

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4!]

"Gu Yun, do you have a death wish?!"

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Meng Ziyi bit Gu Yun's ear like a puppy that had lost its guard.

[Master of Rants lv3: 75/200]

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"Teacher Gu, why is your left ear so red?"

Upon arriving at the airport, the assistant, who got out of another car, noticed Gu Yun's ears, which were different colors, and asked him with concern.

Meng Ziyi, who was eavesdropping nearby, stuck out her pink tongue and glanced at Gu Yun somewhat guiltily.

Gu Yun: "Oh, it's just a mosquito bite, it's only a little painful."

[Perfect critical hit! Master of sarcasm +4]

"You've gotten arrogant?"

Hearing Gu Yun's words, Meng Ziyi, who was not far away, felt all her guilt vanish: "I should bite his stinking mouth to pieces!"

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