Chapter 233: It’s so lifelike, sister!

It is difficult for any normal person to guess the logic behind Lu Siyuan’s behavior.

But in fact, in the entertainment industry, there are people like him who do things without any logic, who just decide to do things based on their own thoughts, and who are completely self-consistent and don’t think there is anything wrong with them even when they are ridiculed and scolded by the crowd…

There are so many of them, too many to count.

For example, there is a famous veteran actress who has almost never lost a film since her debut when she was young, and has won many trophies. Even during her retirement, the spiritual clips of her previous performances are often edited and reminisced, and both male and female CPs have become popular.

If she were to retire peacefully like this, she would most likely become the white moonlight in the hearts of countless people.

But she didn’t.

After a certain palace fighting drama became a hit, the veteran actor thought there was something to be done, so he took on the sequel to the original IP of the drama, personally brought the screenwriter into the crew, personally directed the makeup and styling, and personally argued with the director to modify the plot.

That is the legendary drama tyrant.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with being a drama tyrant. In the acting industry, being incompetent is the original sin. If you are a big star with good acting skills and the final presentation effect is also good, then it is not called a drama tyrant, but striving for excellence based on reason.

However, I don’t know if it’s because this movie queen hasn’t acted in a TV series for a long time, but she suddenly couldn’t adapt to the local climate and changed the whole series beyond recognition. There are many flaws everywhere, whether it’s the plot, lines, makeup, or the old actors in their forties playing young girls and old cucumbers painted green. The most important thing is that the appearance and condition can’t even beat the supporting actors. It’s all too eye-catching, and I don’t know where to start to criticize.

Fortunately, there was a more controversial TV series with the same theme being broadcast at the same time, which attracted most of the attention. In addition, with the deliberate guidance of public relations and fans, public opinion did not ferment immediately.

Things have passed and they are over. Generally speaking, once the broadcast period of such a bad drama ends, it will hardly cause much stir again.

However, it was this veteran actor who was causing trouble again. After the up-host in the film and television section posted several complaining videos a few years later, he suddenly reacted by covering the owner’s mouth and removing the video from the shelves… and thus a huge uproar was caused.

The rebellious psychology of netizens is no joke. You want to cover my mouth, right? Okay, okay, then let’s all post and edit it together. If a few videos don’t work, then we can post dozens or hundreds of them. Then let all the video platforms on the Internet complain together. I wonder how many mouths you can still cover!

From the perspective of a veteran actor, is she wronged?

What a grievance!
I, a dignified movie queen, came down to earth to act in a TV series, doing everything myself, using my rigorous understanding of the characters to modify and improve the script, and you, the audience, actually scolded me for my poor acting skills, ugly appearance, and disgusting plot? This is simply because the audience does not know how to appreciate!
But can netizens understand? Of course not!
When I watch a TV series, I either watch it because the plot is thrilling and interesting, or because the lead actor is good-looking and pleasing to the eye. As long as a series can fully meet one of the above criteria, it is definitely qualified. Because even if the plot is a bunch of nonsense, as long as the lead actor is good-looking to the audience, most people will not say anything too nasty about it.

The problem is that the drama has nothing to do with either of these. Before it aired, it even loudly claimed that it was better than the previous popular palace fighting dramas. This is pure fraud. If it doesn’t get criticized, who will?
When bad movies are criticized, most people just lie down and let the ridicule take place. But you, an old actor, are not convinced and think that the audience has no taste. How come this palace fighting drama can be nominated for an Oscar or the Cannes Film Festival?
My own interpretation and understanding of the script…

With just a technical secondary school diploma, it’s really lucky that the veteran actor has reached her current position. The roles she got in the early days were both very fitting and smart, and coupled with her youth and good looks, she became the white moonlight of many people. Now that she has lost her appearance advantage and has no knowledge, she is still embarrassing herself. You can’t blame the netizens for criticizing her.

As a result, she doesn’t even allow people to say bad things about her. If someone says something bad about her, she will report you, remove you from the platform, and ban you. What the hell, netizens have been roaming around in the melon field for many years, and have never suffered such injustice!

——Lu Siyuan’s mentality is very similar to that of this veteran actor.

He felt really aggrieved and really didn’t understand why he ended up like this.

His logic is simple, even naive.

First, he was being targeted by almost everyone and was far away on a deserted island, with no one to turn to. In order to avoid being beaten up, Lu Siyuan could only avoid the guys who were more capable of fighting – especially Han Fei and Xu Qing’an – and then vent his anger on the weak ones.

Secondly, the remaining soft persimmons are naturally women. The power gap caused by gender is here, no matter what, he can’t beat a girl. Excluding Nie Wenjin, who is a big shot, excluding Shu Yi, who he has already vented his anger on, and excluding Lu Xiaoli, who is very cautious in what she says and does and has never provoked him, then isn’t Qi Qingyi the only one left?
Finally, when it comes to Qi Qingyi, what’s wrong with her family being rich? Lu Siyuan knew that her family was rich, even rich enough to buy her a yacht, but, so what? Is buying a yacht a big deal?
If you have the ability, you can buy a private jet. When the yacht is not in use, you can rent it out. Isn’t the purpose of buying a private jet to travel at any time? Maintaining a plane is a huge and non-discountable expense. That’s what strength means!
Anyway, Lu Siyuan just wanted to find someone to have a fight with and vent his anger. He didn’t care what the outcome would be, as long as he could vent his anger.

Moreover, if you pick a fight with her, you might be able to create a character for her who is a foolish person who hates the rich, or a worker in the entertainment industry who is not afraid of power and struggles hard. This thing fits the mentality of those fans who are poorer than cattle and horses, and it is very fan-attracting!

A young girl, her family is rich but she is not rich, so if she offends someone, then so be it. Will her family fight with the giant crocodile Wushuang Film and Television for her? Don’t be ridiculous, at this level, everyone does everything for profit.

So Lu Siyuan very naturally chose Qi Qingyi as the first target. He had already thought about how he would respond if Qi Qingyi cursed back at him, and he had even roughly typed out a draft in his mind.

But who the hell could have thought that Qi Qingyi, who had established a very solid image of a rich lady from the beginning to the end, would actually turn against her and start hitting someone just because of a few words from her!
It’s being broadcast live right now!

There are fixed cameras in the cabin, and once the footage of beating people gets out, the impact will be extremely huge.

Xu Qing’an was fearless because he was already cuckolded and had no face left, but what about Qi Qingyi? If this kind of thing got out and became a big deal, and her reputation was ruined, wasn’t she afraid that she would lose any chance of marrying into a wealthy family in the future?

Unreasonable…Unreasonable!
Just as other people could not understand Lu Siyuan’s logic, Lu Siyuan could not understand them, and the person who was particularly unable to understand was Qi Qingyi.

He raised his hand tremblingly and pointed at Qi Qingyi’s face, even his lips were trembling:

“You, you are crazy!”

“This is a live broadcast. How dare you hit me in front of the live camera?”

Qi Qingyi was even more surprised, and said with wide eyes:

“Why shouldn’t I dare? Am I the first person to hit someone here? Not to mention during the recording of the show, just talking about the live broadcast room, weren’t you the first one to hit someone, Lu Siyuan?”

“You had an argument with Han Fei, and you rushed over and pushed him, so he pushed you down with his backhand.”

“Also, last night you had a brain storm and left the shelter. Shuyi was worried about you and chased after you to check on you. As a result, you beat Shuyi up. If everyone hadn’t arrived in time, I don’t know what you would have done to her.”

“When you think about it this way, Shu Yi is really miserable. First, she was beaten up by you, and today she fell into the water and nearly died. Oh, you were so eager to visit her just now, don’t you really want to see if she is dead?”

“The Internet has memory, and so do we guests. It’s only been a short time and you’re already trying to blur it out, or even turn the tables? In that case, listen up, friends in the live studio. As long as the artists who have been hacked about Lu Siyuan are involved, their black materials can be brought up again for a second trial. What if there are still many people who have been wrongly accused, right?”

Han Fei retreated behind Qi Qingyi, and the seals applauded:
“Okay! Well said!”

“What the young lady said is fine. I support it. I fully support it! If there are viewers in the live broadcast room who can dig out other artists like me who were smeared during their rising period and then fell at the speed of light, they don’t necessarily have to have the traffic I had during my peak period. Anyway, the process is similar. Then you can expose them directly. I will give gifts to each person who exposes them…”

“Forget it, I can’t afford the expensive ones. I’m mainly afraid that too many exposures will bankrupt me, so I’ll give each of my friends a banner–” “The first line: Judge the case impartially; the second line: Hang a clear mirror high; the horizontal banner: Master Qingtang!”

“And then add my autograph. How about that? Is it special enough?”

Qi Qingyi glared at him fiercely:
“Why are you so stingy?”

“I’ll do it. I’ll give every leaker who can confirm the authenticity a Tianwen gift package, including the latest mobile phones, computers, tablets, headphones, and smart watches. The whole family bucket is complete. Only this bonus is enough!”

Lu Siyuan was about to have a heart attack.

Really, he felt a sharp pain in his chest. In addition, he had been anxious and irritated for the past two days, and had not eaten well or drunk much water. The mouth ulcer in his mouth also began to hurt.

He originally covered the back of his head, but now he covered his chest with one hand and his cheek with the other, which looked quite funny.

Anyway, everyone else wanted to laugh, and probably Lu Siyuan was the only one present who didn’t find it funny.

“You are all in the same group…you are bullying me together!”

Lu Siyuan was so angry that he could only be angry for a while.

After all, he can’t win a fight or an insult, so the only way is to put himself in a weak position to be bullied by the group. In this way, even if he is disliked in the program crew, at least he can win some sympathy from the audience… right?

He was filled with grief and anger, and he used his acting skills ten times better than usual. He sobbed and tears flowed out in an instant:

“Wu…you all…you all bully me…I just don’t want to form a group with you. It’s fine if you form a clique for a variety show, and it’s fine if you curse at me, but now you hit me and don’t even hide from the camera. Has bullying become so blatant in this world…”

“Is it okay if I don’t bother you guys anymore? I really don’t know how I have offended you. I may be blunt sometimes, but I really didn’t mean it…hiccups…”

“I want to go to the medical room because I’m not feeling well. I want the doctor to take a look…hiccups…I’ve had mouth ulcers for the whole day, my heart isn’t feeling well, and my body is itchy. I wonder if I was bitten by an insect or if I have some skin disease…”

While crying, he even burped twice.

Han Fei and Nie Wenjin, who were in the same circle, both seemed very calm.

Ren Tuo, who is half an insider, showed no emotion at all.

Star-chasing dogs Qi Qingyi and Lu Xiaoli frowned as they watched, and just wanted to shout for him to shut up and stop acting. This scene was not as emotional as the talk show at the idol’s concert, what on earth was going on!

Xu Qingan, the only person outside the industry who didn’t chase after stars but only got the female stars, was stunned and amazed at what he saw. He was completely stunned:

“No, shit, this, him, I…ah?”

“Is this the legendary burp-and-cry literature???”

Han Fei was greatly shocked:

“You actually know about this kind of thing called burp literature?!”

The bartender who watched the whole show quietly at the bar: …

The scene was awkward for a moment.

The bartender took a blue mug, poured hot milk into it until it was 80% full, placed it gently on the table, and pushed it to Qi Qingyi’s hand.

This is a female bartender in her twenties, with her hair neatly tied in a high ponytail, and a mask and a pair of glasses on her face. She doesn’t look like a bartender. If her gender was changed, she would look more like a model or something.

While pushing the milk, she gently reminded Qi Qingyi:
“Miss Qi, I used to work in bars for a long time, both at home and abroad, inland and on holiday islands.”

“The largest number of people in bars are patients. In those places, you can find all kinds of difficult and complicated diseases related to X. The more complicated ones are probably more complete than those seen in ordinary hospitals.”

“Oh, of course you can rest assured, my health certificate and medical examination certificate are all complete.”

“Back to the previous incident… Generally, when I see someone in a bar who says he has mouth ulcers, I will basically keep my distance. And if someone has mouth ulcers and looks like he has lice and it itches everywhere, then I will disinfect the seat where this person has sat, and all the utensils and tabletops within a five-meter radius with alcohol.”

“Do you know why?”

Qi Qingyi seemed confused, as if she understood a little, but also didn’t quite understand:
“Yes, are you afraid that this kind of person is sick?”

The bartender smiled gently, and even with a mask on, you could tell she was a beautiful lady:

“No, I’m not afraid. Ninety percent of the people in the bar are sick, and the chances of them being poisoned are quite high.”

“So I suggest Miss Qi that you try to stay away from such people when you meet them. Although this disease is basically only transmitted through close contact, there is always a chance of an emergency. Your personal safety is very important. Don’t take this unnecessary risk.”

Everyone’s eyes first fell on the bartender’s gentle smiling eyes, and they looked at her one by one. Then, they suddenly felt something and looked at Lu Siyuan who was frozen in place.

Then everyone’s face was filled with fear. Even Ren Tuo, who had been very calm and crawling in the dark, silently took a step back.

Han Fei couldn’t help it. He rubbed the goose bumps on his arms and covered his mouth with his hands. He sighed secretly:
“It’s so life-like, sister. This life wisdom can really save lives!”

(End of this chapter)